Alt title:How to Ruin a Hunter Briefing
Scene:Hunter Association HQ — two hours later.
Jinwoo had warned them.Deadpool insisted.
Now, every major Hunter Association officer — including Woo Jin-Chul, top-ranking Hunters, and Chairman Go Gunhee — stands in a secured chamber as Deadpool steps in...
With Logan walking beside him, arms crossed, claws retracted… for now.
Logan (grumbling):
"This place smells like stress and cheap suits."
Deadpool (cheerfully):
"Everyone, meet my new companion.Grumpy Canadian. Metal claws. Rage issues.One of the top three guys most likely to punch me in the face."
Logan scans the room.
People stare.
He narrows his eyes.
"What the hell is this?Everyone here looks like they just walked out of a K-drama mixed with Dragon Ball Z."
Deadpool:
"Careful, Logan. That's the protagonist. He can one-shot continents."
Logan turns to Jinwoo, unimpressed.
"That guy?Looks like he spends more time brooding than fighting."
Deadpool (whispering to Jinwoo):
"It's a coping mechanism. He respects no one until someone punches him."
Woo Jin-Chul steps forward.
"This is a secure area. You were not authorized to bring in… whoever this is."
Logan (to Woo):
"Relax, pencil-pusher. Gimme a beer and I'll be outta your hair."
Everyone stiffens.
Woo frowns.
"Watch your tone."
Logan:
"Or what?"
Woo launches forward in a controlled strike — quick, efficient, no hesitation.
He aims for Logan's chest.
But Logan's claws SNIKT out mid-move.
SLAASHH!
Claws slice across Woo's wrist, blood spraying instantly.
Woo stumbles back, wounded, clutching his arm.
Everyone reacts.
Guns raised. Mana flares.
Chairman Gunhee rises, face tight, voice calm but deadly.
"Stand down."
Deadpool throws himself forward.
"Logan, chill—!"
He opens the Nexus Shop with a flick.
[Purchase: Advanced Healing Potion – 5,000 Gold]
[DING!]
Item acquired.
He tosses the potion to Woo.
"Here. This'll seal that baby up in three gulps. You'll thank me later."
Woo reluctantly drinks it.His bleeding wrist begins to close rapidly, skin knitting together in seconds.
Deadpool exhales.
"See? Instant fix.Guy stabs, I heal.It's a buddy cop thing."
Logan grunts.
"I warned him."
He sheathes his claws with a SNIKT and steps back, arms crossed again, leaning against the wall like he owns it.
Chairman Go Gunhee's gaze narrows.
"Who exactly is he?"
Deadpool steps forward again, clearing his throat.
"Alright. Here's the real deal."
"This is Logan.Code name: Wolverine.He's not just a guy with claws — he's been alive for over two centuries."
"That's right. This moody porcupine has been killing people longer than your guilds have existed."
Several Hunters murmur quietly. Even the S-Ranks exchange looks.
"Two hundred years…?"
"How's that even possible?"
Deadpool winks.
"Magic bones, Canadian winters, and rage. Mostly rage."
Jinwoo, silent until now, watches carefully.
(thoughts)"No mana aura. No system signature.But there's pressure.Heavy pressure — like standing near a sleeping beast."
His gaze flicks to Deadpool, then back to Logan.
(thoughts)"First Deadpool… now this one.Both from beyond the system.Both chaotic… but powerful."
From the shadows behind Jinwoo, a familiar presence appears.
Beru, materializing from the gloom like a whisper of fear.
He bows his head slightly, then murmurs in Jinwoo's ear.
Beru:"My Liege... another one.Another variable… like the red one."
Jinwoo gives a near-invisible nod.
(thoughts)"One was anomaly enough.Two?Something else is pulling strings now."
Deadpool keeps talking to the room, arms wide:
"Yeah yeah, I know he's prickly and hostile and smells like murder-flavored Old Spice.But trust me — if anyone's gonna help us fight world-ending monsters, it's the guy who's been killing things since Napoleon was still vertical."
Logan, lighting an imaginary cigar (because no one let him bring one in):
"So are we done with the anime council meeting? Or do I gotta stab someone else to get a drink?"