Alt title:Claws, Chaos, and a Combat Quest
Scene:Blood still stains the training room wall from earlier.Woo Jin-Chul now stands a few feet farther back from Wolverine, arm mostly healed, but his eyes on Logan's claws — and the blood that's still pooled under them.
Deadpool casually wipes blood off his gloves.
"So yeah. Logan here's got the same healing factor as me. Cut him, stab him, drop a building on him — he'll still get back up angry."
"Pretty much a mood with knives."
Woo's eyes narrow.He nods to a nearby technician.
"Bring out the system rank tester."
A heavy metal capsule is wheeled in — the same machine that exploded trying to scan Deadpool.
Wolverine steps inside.
His claws are still dripping. Dried blood cracks on his knuckles.
"This better not mess with my bones. They're older than this country."
[BZZT. SCANNING...]
The machine flickers.Whirs.The air shudders.
[ERROR]
[ERROR]
[CATASTROPHIC RANK DISCREPANCY]
[RECOMMENDED THREAT CLASSIFICATION: S+ | TYPE: UNKNOWN]
The machine begins sparking, smoking at the vents —Then with a loud POP, bursts open, panels flying off.
Blood from Logan's earlier wounds drips onto the broken floor.Still steaming.
Logan steps out, shrugs.
"Told you. Stupid anime power meters.What's next? Power levels and friendship beams?"
Deadpool leans in to Woo.
"This is your fault for pissing off someone with literal knives in his bones."
Woo just glares.
Jinwoo finally steps forward.
Voice low. Calm. Serious.
"Enough.If this is what we're dealing with...Then I need to see it myself."
Everyone turns.
Jinwoo's eyes burn violet.
"I want to fight you.Both of you.At once."
Silence.
Then Logan scoffs.
"Heh. You serious, Anime Boy?"
Deadpool raises a hand.
"Okay let's all just calm down.I'm only 5'10" and I bruise emotionally."
"This guy's got an army of shadow monsters and a dad complex."
Logan cuts in:
"Shut up, Wade. I'm in."
[DING!]
Deadpool's Nexus window flashes red.
New Quest: "Try Not to Die (Too Fast)"
Fight Sung Jinwoo and survive for 5 minutes.
Rewards:– +20 Stat Points– Title: "Shadow-Dodger"– 1x Random Weapon Box
Deadpool sighs, slaps the back of his mask.
"FIVE MINUTES?! That's like four years in anime fight time!"
Jinwoo steps onto the training floor.
Beru materializes above, silent, watching.
Wolverine stretches, claws SNIKT out again.
Deadpool rolls his neck and mutters:
"This is how I die. Again. For like the 82nd time."