Alt title:It's Not a Phase, Bub
Scene:Deadpool stands frozen, staring at the bright, pulsing light where his summon just completed.
The floor cracks.
The air burns slightly.
And with a sudden, violent BLAST of dimensional static—
BOOM.
A figure crashes down through the air like a meteor, landing in a crouch.Tattered jacket. Combat pants. Metal claws already extended.
Muscles. Scars. Rage.And attitude.
WOLVERINE.
The actual Wolverine.
The one that's shared screen time with Deadpool, regretted it, and probably tried to kill him off-screen more than once.
Deadpool stares.
Wolverine lifts his head.
Their eyes meet.
Immediate silence.
Deadpool, slowly:
"...Logan?"
Wolverine, voice gravel and fury:
"Wade."
"You stupid, loud-mouthed sack of radioactive chewed gum."
Deadpool lights up.
"Heyyyyyy! You're the one from the movie!Lookin' all leathery and Logan-y!Bro, this is amazing! We got canon synergy!"
Wolverine walks forward.
Deadpool opens his arms for a hug.
"Group shot moment! Hero landing pose—"
SNIKT.
Wolverine's claws slam straight into the wall on either side of Deadpool's head.
He pins him in place, grabs him by the collar, and lifts him like a damn sandwich.
"Where the fuck am I, Wade?!"
"What the hell is this?!"
Deadpool tries to explain while hanging awkwardly against the wall:
"Okay, before you stab anything important — first of all, love the aggression.Second, this was a random pull! RNG, gacha, blame the Author!"
He turns to the fourth wall:
"You hear that?! This is your fault!You dropped Logan into Solo Leveling, not me!"
Wolverine growls.
"You pulled me out of a perfectly good beer, Wade."
Deadpool grins behind the mask.
"So nothing's changed."
Deadpool hangs limply while Wolverine keeps him pinned, claws still humming with tension.
"Also, this is Korea. Monsters, shadows, anime-tier power scaling, the works."
"Welcome to the multiverse, bub."