Novel Title: "DAGGERQUEST: The Rainbow Slash"
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Prologue: Welcome to DAGGERQUEST⚔️
In a world that died and refused to stay dead...
Where cities are skeletons ☠️ and demons👹 lounge in parliament...
Where every man, woman, or weirdo is either armed with a superpowered dagger or dead...
There lived a girl.
Not a special girl. Not yet. Just a girl with a tragic past, a weird laugh, and a nose for trouble.
Her name? Mabel🙋.
THE GIRL IN a RED armor, golden boots,jeans and leather jacket.
She was three when her parents were sliced to shadows by a villain wielding the Void Vomit Dagger. It did exactly what it sounded like. And it stank.
She was five when she tried to stab a demon with a spoon.(Trust me,it ended terribly...)
She was six when she set an orphanage record for "Most Timeouts in One Day" (47).
And she was seven when Master Grosh, a half-blind, four-star Gold Rank dagger master, adopted her, saying:
> "I see rage in your eyes, girl. That's good. Let's sharpen it⚔️."
Training under Grosh was like bathing with porcupines. It was weird. Painful. And somehow, it worked🫨.
By the age of 10, Mabel could dodge flaming pee daggers, block bomb-balloons, and cook instant noodles with a blade. But nothing could prepare her for The Day of Rust..🗡️.
At the black market , where she saw lots of criminals and people making out🩷(ewwwww...),she bought the most pathetic thing you'd ever see. A dagger that looked like it had survived a thousand disasters and one teenage breakup.
well probably because it was cheap😉
People laughed.
She didn't.
She washed it. Sharpened it. Whispered to it.
It woke up.
A Rainbow Dagger⚡—the only one of its kind. An artifact so powerful, it could absorb the essence of any defeated villain and give it to Mabel... if she survived long enough.
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From here, the chapters begin!
CHAPTER 1: RUST NEVER SLEEPS
Rank: Wood ⭐1 ➝ Stone ⭐5
Main Quest: Survive Day One!
Side Quests: Shop 'Til You Drop 🛍️ | Fart Cook-Off 🧄💨 | Pray or Pay ✝️ | Pet the Slime 🐸 | Rescue the President 👔
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1. THE LEGEND OF THE RUSTY DAGGER 🗡️
In the year 5090 AE (After Everything)… the skies were ketchup red 🍅, cities half-eaten by monsters 👹, and Mabel… was sprinting for her life 🏃♀️💨.
"WHY IS THIS VOMIT BURNING ME?!" she screamed 😱, dodging a glowing green splatter as the VOMIT VIPER hissed behind her 🐍.
"You'll never leave Wood Rank alive!" the creature cackled 🤮, swinging a Vomit-Force Dagger.
Mabel tumbled behind a dumpster. "I did not survive a pee flood in the orphanage for this!" 💦
Then she saw it… a rusty, dented, greasy dagger lying in the trash 🗑️. Everyone ignored it. It smelled like burnt popcorn 🍿 and regret.
She picked it up anyway.
> [DAGGER IDENTIFIED: ??? RAINBOW DAGGER – SEALED. UPGRADE BY COMBAT.]
"…Huh." She grinned.
Then SMACKED the Vomit Viper square in the face.
THWACK!! 💥
Green goo flew. He screamed. Mabel gagged.
But she won.
> ✅ [LEVEL UP: WOOD RANK ⭐1 ➝ ⭐3]
✅ [RAINBOW DAGGER UNSEALED 1% – GAG POWER UNLOCKED: GAS SHIELD 💨🛡️]
✅ [ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "GAGGED & GUTSY"]
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2. THE PLATINUM POWERHOUSE NEWSFLASH 📺⚔️
Suddenly, every screen in the city flickered on 📡:
"BREAKING NEWS‼️ THE PLATINUM 24 DESTROY 17 DEMON ARMIES IN 5 MINUTES!!"
On screen: twenty-four dazzling warriors stood atop mountains of flaming demon bones ☠️🔥.
One sliced space with a spoon-shaped dagger 🥄.
Another summoned a time loop whale 🐳⏳.
One sneezed… and 300 demons vanished 🤧✨.
One farted so hard that time stopped for 3 second and earthquakes formed
The strongest, Sky Cleaver Cira, looked into the camera and said:
> "Sorry we were late. We stopped for ramen."
Mabel's eyes lit up 🌟.
"One day… I'll fart on an army too." 💨
she grabs her phone to watch a documentary on dagger ranks 📞
WELCOME TO DAGGER QUEST 5090
(Rank Guide For Newbies, Dummies, and People Who Can't Even Hold a Spoon Right)
📘 Written by: Master Bonku the Ex-Gold Rank (Retired due to allergies)
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In this world, power isn't just measured by muscles or how many evil laughs you can do before breakfast.
It's all about RANKS — and the more stars you have, the less likely you are to die from stepping on a Lego.
Let's break it down like a badly balanced table:
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WOOD RANK 🌲 (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: Wet tissue paper
Common Weapons: Rusty spoons, broken chopsticks, your dreams
Signature Move: The "Oops-I-Missed" Slash
Good News: You can't go any lower.
Bad News: You can still explode.
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STONE RANK 🪨 (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: Two wet tissue papers glued together
Common Weapons: Slingshots, sharp pebbles, sarcastic rocks
Signature Move: Gravel Grenade (100% chance of being ignored)
Fun Fact: Birds may attack you thinking you're bread.
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IRON RANK ⚙️ (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: Almost refrigerator-worthy
Common Weapons: Rusty pipes, magnetic daggers, angry toasters
Signature Move: "Clang & Cry Combo"
Perk: You now attract both respect and lightning strikes.
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BRONZE RANK 🥉 (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: Shiny but still fragile
Common Weapons: Fire daggers, dramatic capes
Signature Move: Slow-motion spin attack (50% for dizziness)
Warning: Enemies might stop fighting just to laugh.
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SILVER RANK 🥈 (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: Okay okay now we're talking
Common Weapons: Ice blades, sonic burritos, light daggers
Signature Move: "Reflect & Regret" (bounces bad jokes back at enemy)
Fun Fact: Silver ranks are 90% sass, 10% sword.
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GOLD RANK 🥇 (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: Overpowered Uncle
Common Weapons: Phoenix daggers, aura swords, loud theme music
Signature Move: "Unskippable Cutscene Slash"
Known For: Saving the day after half the city is gone.
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PLATINUM RANK 🌌 (⭐1 – ⭐5)
Strength Level: GOD MODE with a sense of humor
Common Weapons: Reality-ripping daggers, time daggers, cosmic tea kettles
Signature Move: "Plot Twist Punch"
Perks: Can sneeze away dimensions. Also gets discounts at Dagger Mart.
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BONUS RANKS (RUMORED ONLY):
Potato Rank: No one takes you seriously. Not even you.
Legendary Saku Rank: Only King SakuSaku holds this. If you meet him, it's already too late. ☠️
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REMEMBER:
No matter what rank you are…
As long as you have your dagger, your weird outfit, and maybe a talking slime sidekick, you're ready.
Now go forth, brave hero—and try not to blow yourself up before Chapter 1 ends.
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3. SIDE QUEST: SHOP 'TIL YOU DROP 🛒🪙
Mabel visited the legendary DAGGER MALL — where deals are deadly.
Potion Shop: "Try our new Lava Juice! May burn your soul!" 🧃
Pet Shop: She adopted a round green slime named Bobo 🐸.
Costume Shop: Bought a ridiculous but majestic Chicken-Themed Battle Dress 🐔👗.
Steroid Shack: A buff squirrel tried to sell her Rage Beans 🐿️🫘.
> ✅ [NEW ITEM: BATTLE DRESS OF CHICKEN COURAGE]
✅ [NEW COMPANION: BOBO THE SLIME – GAG TYPE]
✅ [MABEL'S DIGNITY: -2]
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4. SIDE QUEST: THE FART COOK-OFF 🧑🍳💨
Local event! Dagger Chefs compete to create the most powerful dish 🍽️🔥.
A fire mage made curry so hot it exploded 🌶️💣.
A necromancer cooked ghost ribs. They screamed.
Mabel… grilled a sandwich using her gas shield.
Half the judges passed out. The others gave her an award.
> ✅ [RANK UP: WOOD ⭐4 ➝ ⭐5]
✅ [TROPHY EARNED: "MOST MEMORABLE AROMA" 🏆]
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5. SIDE QUEST: PRAY OR PAY ✝️💸
A suspicious preacher waved a glowing dagger at her:
"PRAY OR PERISH! FOR A PRICE!" 🕍
She gave him 10 coins. He gave her a moldy scroll and a slice of holy cheese.
The dagger in her hand glowed faintly…
> ✅ [RAINBOW DAGGER UNSEALED 3% – PASSIVE ABILITY: FAITH FORTUNE (+Luck when eating cheese 🧀)]
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6. SIDE QUEST: THE ACCIDENTAL PRESIDENT 👔✨
While chasing Bobo through a sewer 🌊, Mabel tripped…
...and found a man tied up in rags, surrounded by clown demons 🤡.
"YOU'RE—THE PRESIDENT!" she gasped.
"Shhh," he whispered, "I'm in hiding. Help me and I'll give you a gift."
With Bobo's slime slaps and chicken-powered roundhouse kicks, Mabel wrecked the clowns 🎉🥋.
The former president handed her a strange lunchbox.
> ✅ [MYSTERY ITEM: "PRESIDENT'S LUNCHBOX"]
✅ [INSIDE: Key to ULTRA UPGRADE SHOP (Secret Quest)]
✅ [REPUTATION +5 WITH OLD PEOPLE]
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7. MAIN QUEST BOSS: TOOTOO THE TOXIC 💨☠️
As night fell, a giant green cloud approached.
From within it emerged… Tootoo the Toxic, wielder of the dreaded FARTMAGEDDON DAGGER 💣💨💚.
"The skies will stink forever!" he roared.
Citizens ran. Babies cried. A man spontaneously combusted.
But Mabel stepped forward—gas shield flaring, chicken dress flapping, slime ready.
"Let's do this." ⚔️
BATTLE START
Farts exploded.
Slime bounced.
Mabel dodged, twirled, spun—then landed a flying sidekick to Tootoo's glowing cheeks.
BOOOOM!!
Green fireworks lit the sky like a sickly holiday. He flew 100 feet into a dumpster and passed out.
> ✅ [BOSS DEFEATED: TOOTOO THE TOXIC 💩]
✅ [RANK UP: STONE ⭐1 ➝ ⭐5]
✅ [RAINBOW DAGGER UNSEALED 8% – NEW POWER: TOXIC BLAST 💀]
✅ [BOBO LEVELED UP – FART JET MODE UNLOCKED 🚀💨]
✅ [NEW TITLE: "YOU GASSY GIRL"]
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8. EPILOGUE: STONE RANK LIFE BEGINS 🌌
Mabel stood atop a hill, slime on her shoulder, cheese in hand, dress full of holes—but smiling 🧀🐸.
She looked to the skies.
"I'm not strong yet… but I smell like destiny." 🌈💪
Far above, in a throne of darkness and doom, a red-and-black figure chuckled.
King SakuSaku, with two 18-foot daggers made of shadows and screams, whispered:
> "She has the Rainbow. The game has begun." ☠️⚔️
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NEXT TIME:– "Broken Hearts & stone Blades
"Chapter 2: Rise to Stone Rank ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⚔️🌍
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