comedy

AU : This fic is my one of my favourite and most importantly my heart and soul in it .the best lemon fic I ever wrote in my life is this book .this fic is perfect combination of fantasy and thrill. and I think this is my one of the best lemon fic .so love this fic as much I do I hope you will be a fan of this fic as I am.

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

In a city ruled by fear and a shadowy organization called the Pale Hand, citizens keep their heads down and pray they aren't noticed. When a lone girl on the run for her life collides with a mysterious transfer student just looking for a ramen shop, the city's brutal order is shattered forever. The thugs thought he was a nobody. They were wrong. What they faced wasn't a man. It was a god of slaughter in a school uniform. This is the story of Ravi Kuro, an emotionless boy with apocalyptic power who never asked to be a hero. He is the villain protagonist the world needs—a monster who will hunt the monsters, a terror who will devour fear itself. Get ready for an epic saga of bone-crushing justice, loyal beauties drawn to his cold power, and city-shattering battles where the final boss isn't a person... it's the concept of fear itself. He didn't come to save them. He came to end what they fear.

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed. As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life. Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right? Wrong. Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test. And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush. So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom. Someone definitely needs a miracle.

Spells, Psychic abilities, Divine powers, Magic Weapons, and secrets abound at the Royal Academy of the Five Pillars! Klera Ward, a commoner girl with Psychic abilities with dreams of slaying monsters, finds her ordinary life shattered when a mysterious event thrusts her into the prestigious Royal Academy of the Five Pillars. This medieval school of magic is a world of adventure, secrets, and powerful forces. Witness Klera's journey as she unravels a dangerous mystery and fights to become the adventurer she was always meant to be. Get ready for a whimsical adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of magic!

a man named Henry Krynhart who always lives in regret and wants a peaceful life, then at 00.00 Henry's birthday and his turned to 22 years old but he feels pain from head to toe then when he wakes up there is something strange he sees a system display in front of him and this system will take Henry to adventure to various universes. What kind of adventure will Henry go through? Will Henry get the peace he wants? What will Henry go through during his inter-universe adventure?

Although born of parents of which both are demons,he was a half breed,his eerie existence cloaking a prophecy of doomsday for his kind but he was born with purity. His birth was prevented yet was he begotten,with a fate of which he fought to escape from. His name is Ramses He's the origin,the end an agent of both destruction and peace. ******************** ***************** Ariane turned abruptly to leave but Ramses blocked her way. Before she could utter another word she found herself in his arms,his hand tightly wrapped around her waist She was so close that she could hear his heartbeat And with those grey eyes peering deeply into hers he whispered, "Despite you being human,not even destiny nor Fate can take you away from me".... Note: This book is in three parts. Part one:In a Demon continent bathed in lies the events occurring when Ramses was a child,an unusual being who is neither demon or human,including the Demon emperor's investigations in the murder of his wife as he fights to protect his son at all cost. Part two:Something different...years had passed with changing times,read to discover... Part three: The present day (modern times).

My name was Li Yao, a quiet librarian whose greatest joy was a perfectly organized bookshelf. After a rather cliché encounter with a truck, I woke up in a world of cultivators, magical beasts, and arrogant young masters. But my second life came with a catch: The [Supreme Grandstanding System]. It's a malevolent god with a twisted sense of humor and only one function: to force me, a pathologically polite man, into acts of world-ending arrogance. If I refuse a mandate? My cultivation is wiped, and I die a painful death. Now, I'm forced to insult legendary sword arts, humiliate prodigies with a single pat on the head, and use priceless treasures as fire pokers. The world sees me as an enigmatic, unfathomable sage. I see myself as a terrified man one "no, thank you" away from becoming a puff of smoke. They offer me their worship. The System feeds on the chaos. And I'm just trying to survive long enough to find a loophole. This is the story of how I accidentally became the most respected man in the world, and how I've hated every second of it.

I’ve always been the background character. The kind of guy who doesn’t stand out—quiet, average, forgettable. I didn’t mind. In fact, I preferred it that way. Life was simpler when you kept your head down and didn’t get involved. Go to school, go home, blend in. That was until Koharu Minami barged into my life—loud, messy, annoyingly persistent... and definitely not cute. At least, that’s what I kept telling myself. She’s a first-year transfer student with way too much energy and zero sense of personal space. For some reason, she’s taken an interest in me, the “NPC senpai” as she jokingly calls me. Whether it’s dragging me into weird club activities, forcing me to eat lunch with her under the sakura tree, or making me help her chase some bizarre dream she won’t tell anyone about—Koharu is chaos incarnate. But somewhere between her absurd antics, awkward confessions, and unexpected vulnerability, I realized something terrifying: I think I’ve fallen for her. And maybe... just maybe... I don’t want to be a background character anymore. ---

They stole his future and crippled his body. Now, he’ll rewrite the history in blood. Damon was on the verge of greatness—first in line to claim Bloodreign, the legendary artifact said to grant unmatched power in Earth Online, the world’s first fully immersive VR game. But his best friend betrayed him, stealing the item, and leaving Damon broken, crippled and nearly deleted. Kicked from the guild, mocked by the community, and trapped in a weak, crippled body, he was forgotten until his last desperate attempt somehow brought him back in time to the day when it all began. Now Damon was back and he knew what he was going after. A hidden lineage. A cursed class. A bloodline sealed since the dawn of the multiverse. Last time he played fair. Last time he trusted. This time he would hunt and devour. With years of knowledge of every exploit, every secret quest, every bugged mechanic, he will climb straight to the top. Armed with the blood of the first Vampire King, he was an apex predator now who stood at the very top. However, unbeknownst to him, a catastrophe lurks in the shadows. Damon finds out that the game itself might not be as simple as it seemed and the entire future of the humanity might depend on this game.

Dungeons surfaced across the massive continent of Eveland. Dungeons that housed unknown flora and fauna, and races that were not native to the continent. Eveland's inhabitants came from all over the globe to risk their lives exploring riches and the mysteries within them. Feng Marino, a half-seafolk half-elf, left his merchant clan and shifted into the life of an adventurer. With his friend, they started doing odd jobs joining and being kicked out multiple times by other parties. The appearance of Systems boosted the confidence of adventurers to dive deeper into the dungeons. But with Feng's odd system, he will need to work harder in order to make his dreams come true. No matter how far you fall, there’s nowhere to go but upward.

In a realm ruled by ancient swords and celestial cultivation, Arashi Kuroda was feared as the Crimson Fang a genius who stood at the peak of immortality. But when betrayal shattered his world, he died with one burning desire: "A second chance... even in hell." He awakens not in heaven or a spirit world, but in a desolate, dystopian Earth overrun by mutated zombies, corrupted AI, and collapsing civilizations. His once-mighty soul is bound to a broken body in the future. No Qi. No sect. Only a glitching system buried deep in his mind… Now, with martial instincts sharper than bullets, and a brain wired for survival, he must navigate ruined cities, insane factions, bio-engineered beasts… and a dark secret linking this apocalyptic Earth to his ancient world. This time, he won't just fight for power… he'll fight to resurrect hope. But what if the real enemy is neither human nor undead… but his own forgotten past? Reincarnation is no blessing. It’s a cruel restart.

“Magic Wand? Magic Broom? Nah… That’s my Magic Mop.” Wesley Grime thought being reborn into a world of magic meant one thing: he’d finally be someone special. A rare talent. A prodigy. Instead, he awakened… nothing. Kicked out by his noble family and dumped into a crumbling magic academy, Wesley isn’t there to learn—he’s there to clean. Assigned to the lowest floor of the Flame Mage Tower, he’s handed a mop instead of a wand. Just when life hits rock bottom… [Janitor System Activated] New Mission: Clean 4 designated spots Time Limit: 15 minutes Tier I Reward: Bronze coins and Fire Resistance Lv.1 Failure Penalty: Arthritis for a year Each mission from the Janitor System has one simple rule: clean fast, or suffer. The faster Wesley cleans, the higher the tier, the better the rewards. The faster he works, the higher the reward. Money? Resources? Power? He just needed to clean to earn them! It’s not glamorous. It’s not flashy. But in a world ruled by royalty and mages, this janitor is about to mop the floor with them all.

“He was paid to smile. But for him, he smiled for real.” A young courtesan raised in a pleasure house. A wealthy man haunted by memories. Their time together was never meant to last— But some nights leave marks that time can’t erase. A fleeting connection. A borrowed love. A story about finding warmth in a world built on silence ♡

The first story published on 2025/6/16 A boy born in a white room, fighting under the rules of a competitive game. A journey to get revenge on a certain person, and a story of a fight between genius and genius. Very interesting characters. Characters that some people might be interested in.Child characters of the same generation are referenced from legends and other things. For example, the Queen child refers to (the Queen), Joan of Arc child refers to (Jean of Arc or Joan of Arc), Artemas child refers to (introvert), Mega child refers to (the legendary shark Megalodol), Alpha child refers to (the prominent and shining), Zeta child refers to (sigma or lone wolf), Banerri child represents (swordsman), Barrier child represents (illustrator), Modrak child represents (pro player or puppeteer). There are many more characters to follow. Each has a black ring given by Emi to symbolize the word genius. Each character will be unique and have different goals. What will the result be if a genius meets a genius? There is no telling the origin of the training, no need to hunt for power to upgrade. There is not a lot of telling of the character's actions. There are scenes of talking and using thoughts with clashes. The 400 chapters will be a competition. Sorry, the language might be a bit strange at first because I'm just learning how to write, but I guarantee that it will get better later on. I'm really sorry.

If Xiao Yan had never lost his Dou Qi initially. If Yao Lao had died within the Soul Ring due to severe injuries. If Xiao Yan happened to join the Hall of Souls by chance. If a butterfly flapped its wings and altered the course of fate, how would the gears turn? ".... Who are you?" "Hall of Souls, Xiao Yan!" -------------------- Worlds: Battle Through the Heavens, The Great Ruler. Tags: Action, Adventure, Romance, Harem, Weak to Strong, Clever Protagonist. Minor Tags: Comedic Undertone, Pets, Reincarnation, Kingdom Building. No System / No Prior Knowledge of the World. --------------------- Support me and get access to additional chapters. www.patreon.com/kisshot -------------------- Disclaimer: I don't own the cover image. If you are the owner and want me to remove it, kindly DM me on Scribble Hub: https://www.scribblehub.com/profile/102727/kisshot/ ------- This is a Translation ------- Original Author: Xiao Bai RAW Name: 从天才开始无敌于斗破

The Dao Court has ruled the world of cultivators for over twenty thousand years. The noble families maintain a strict hierarchy, making life difficult for independent cultivators. At ten years old, Mo Hua, who comes from a background of independent cultivators, struggles with his cultivation journey. This changes when a Dao stele appears in his mind. The stele is damaged and mysterious, but it can enhance spiritual awareness and help understand mystical formations. Mo Hua plans to use this stele to develop a supreme spiritual awareness, learn the secrets of celestial formations, and pursue the ultimate path of immortality. His goal is to change not only his own destiny but also the destiny of all lesser cultivators across the world. The path to greatness starts with the smallest steps, and the journey to immortality is long and challenging. Through dense fog and treacherous terrains, past horrors and chaos, where demons dance wildly, he must plant the seeds of his spiritual quest, survive the deadliest of trials, and prove his worth on every dangerous step… In the grand scheme of heaven, where the universe is the game board and all creatures its pieces, the strategic game of life and death begins, shaping destinies through its intricate moves… Immortality Through Array Formations Asking About Longevity - Asking for Immortality The Quest for Immortality 阵问长生 I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com https://www.royalroad.com/profile/328468

Evelyn was never someone who liked to stand out, as she only wanted to pass her days without people noticing her. Being too scared of people discovering her secret, she always kept a low profile and soon became the loner no one really noticed, even if she was around, but this didn't bother her at all as she just continued with her daily life. Until, by a stroke of luck or maybe even faith, she met the one person who accepted her for who she was and would show that she doesn't have to be scared of who she really is, but embrace it instead as she helps her grow into a person she never knew she could become. Or maybe the person she was always meant to be. This is an 18+ rated story, with a Futa main lead-so please read it on your own behalf. You have been warned. Also, English is not my first or even second language, so I would love any and all suggestions you can give me to improve your enjoyment when it comes to reading the story.

Jacob Lee was a great guy. He was handsome, book smart, extroverted, and an overall positive guy. So, you can imagine his shock when he was suddenly run over by a truck a day before senior graduation! While stuck in a dark void thinking it was the afterlife, he couldn’t help but reminisce about his time on earth. His achievements, his friends, and the goals he worked so hard on. Most importantly, his young siblings that he was the sole caretaker of. He couldn’t die yet! No, not after all the unfinished plot holes in his life! Somehow, his will was heard, and he was sent face to face with a pure white, mannequin looking creature called God. And said God was currently reading off of some sort of script. “Hm, Kudasawa Isamu. 27, receding hairline, overweight, black company worker, virgin loser with an anime addiction. Perfect, absolutely perfect! A pleasure to meet you!” The creature looked at him. “...My name is Jacob Lee, and I can assure that I'm none of those things... Well besides being a virgin but that doesn't matter.” God gave him a blank stare before continuing “Who the fuck are you?!” Being subjected to the viewership of gods, getting roped into dangerous events out of his hands, and masquerading as a male succubus, will Jacob be able to assure a comfortable life for his beloved ones at Earth or will he get sucked into this new world with no way out?