Do you know the adult game that got immortalized as a laughingstock?
My Onahole Academy
Or OnaAka for short.
With its meticulous artwork and expansive story, it garnered high expectations from the most authoritative perverts in the industry. But after its release, a bizarre meme called "NoKkolGap" spread, turning it into a mockery.
The art? Undeniably well done. The story? Not bad at all. Yet, when it came to those scenes, it just didn't do the trick. There are rare works where explaining why they fail to excite is maddeningly difficult.
Is it a matter of taste? A cultural disconnect?
Regardless, OnaAka was undeniably a commercial success. If it weren't popular, it wouldn't have become the target of such mocking memes.
The publicity probably helped, so it wasn't a bad deal for the creators… or so I thought.
"Hey! Read that vicious comment you wrote out loud, right now!"
"…"
The creator seemed pretty upset.
In front of me stood a petite, fuming blonde girl and, floating before my eyes, the original comment that birthed the "NoKkolGap" meme.
Fascinating. The words are literally hovering in the air.
"Go on, read it! Bet you didn't expect to be summoned before the creator, huh? Haha, I'm the goddess who made this game! It's too late for regrets now!"
"An adult game this unsexy is a talent in itself."
"Argh!?"
The goddess, who'd demanded I read the comment, nearly collapsed before regaining her composure.
I continued reading the comment calmly.
"There's an indescribable aura of unsexiness that envelops this entire work like a shroud. If you're aiming for abstinence, I highly recommend it."
"Urghhh! Stop… please stop…"
"You told me to read it."
Where am I? If this blonde girl hadn't introduced herself as a goddess, I could've passed this off as a random apartment invaded by a delusional woman in need of psychiatric help.
The problem is, this isn't a room I recognize.
It's completely unfamiliar.
"Any guilt I had just vanished."
She suddenly got serious.
"What?"
"It's too late for regrets."
"You already said that. Why would I regret anything?"
The self-proclaimed goddess fell silent, and footsteps approached.
"Oppa, it's time to get up."
Knock knock.
No response prompted a small sigh, and the doorknob turned without warning.
"Coming in."
I need to figure out what's going on before I can even make a sound.
I don't have a little sister. Especially not an outrageously beautiful one like this.
A delicate girl with sleek black hair cautiously poked her head in.
Her expression was stiff, her voice flat and emotionless as she called out to me.
"You were awake and didn't say anything?"
Her eyes… they seemed anxious.
Like she was looking at a criminal about to snap.
As I shifted to get out of bed, she flinched.
"Uh, I'll head downstairs then…"
"Wait."
"What?"
I glanced pointedly, as if to say, Don't you see her?
The blonde girl standing boldly in the room. Isn't this weird?
Is she really some spiritual entity? The black-haired girl's brow only furrowed in the uncomfortable silence.
"…Am I your brother?"
"…"
My question must've been odd because she gave me a deeply puzzled look.
The conversation stalled…
As I moved to get up, the beautiful black-haired girl hurriedly descended the stairs.
The goddess, watching my bewildered self, snickered.
"So, what do you think of Serena in person? Still gonna call her unsexy or whatever?"
I'm starting to get the picture.
The unrealistically gorgeous girl who just appeared is named Serena.
And since she's asking if I still find Serena unsexy, this must be inside the game…
"Seeing your ugly mug, it'd take you a millennium to woo even one of my prized heroines! Pfft!"
The goddess's antics only solidified my suspicions.
There's a misunderstanding I need to clear up.
"Goddess."
"Hmph. What? Feeling like apologizing? Too late for that."
I know this cheeky blonde goddess has some mysterious power.
So, I told her the truth, plain and simple.
"I didn't write it."
"Huh?"
Her eyes wavered.
"The review. I didn't write it."
"L-Liar! It's your account! I… I checked everything!"
"I lent my account to a friend. He begged me because his got banned."
"Wait a sec!"
She seemed to be using some mystical power to verify the facts.
Moments later…
"I-I'm so sorryyyyy!"
The goddess was prostrating herself before me.