The power flickered. A new entity arrived:
"The Joker, but anime."
He cartwheeled in with balloons and asked, "What's the funniest thing you've sold?"
Vahn didn't blink. "A mood-stabilizing potion that turned Muzan into a children's clown."
In the back, Muzan was juggling.
The Joker cackled. "I want ten."
He paid with a riddle.
Meanwhile, Lelouch was trying to Geass the vending machine. "Obey me!"
It dropped a single Tic Tac.
"...Impressive."