The Hacker appeared.
Wearing a hoodie with "Plot Armor" on it.
He spoke: "I'm not from your world. I'm from the one reading you."
Vahn stared him down. "Then read this."
And scanned him.
"ERROR: Narrative Too Dense"
They fought, clashing with ideas, philosophy, sarcasm, memes, and actual fists. The store bent. The laws cracked.
The final blow?
Vahn pulled out the Legendary Coupon.
50% off Everything.
Including fate.