Nowadays.
Riku is sleeping.
-Juni: "This guy is already trapped, he just doesn't know it yet."
-Amane: "Ho Ho."
The kids all gather around Riku.
-Everyone: "Wakey wakey!"
They all jumped on him except Yaku.
-Riku: "BUUUHHHRRGGHH!"
-Iso: "Oopps, was that too much?!"
-Riku: "Ahh....no no, I will resist your every jump whatsoever!"
-Yaku: "Well do you know what day today is?"
-Riku: "Hm...let me recall it..."
Riku thinks as hard as he can, and he becomes a deep thinker like that one statue.
-Riku: "...Is it the birthday of one of you?"
-Iso: "No, that one's for another chapter."
Riku thinks again even more.
-Riku: "... Is it today that the author will finally stop being unemployed?"
-Amane: "No, he's still broke."
Riku thinks deeply now.
-Riku: "...Is it today that the one game everyone has been waiting for will finally release?"
-Juni: "It got delayed for another year..."
Riku's head transforms into a volcano.
-Riku: "...is it today that Momo will say her 'true' first word?"
Momo just looks at him cutely.
-Riku: "Nah, that won't be."
Riku's head just erupted out of thinking.
-Riku: "...Is it today that would be a wholesome chapter?"
-Yaku: "Haa....Uhh kinda, but the truth is, today is Father's Day and everyone wanted to make a surprise for you".
-Riku: "Aww...you didn't have to"
-Yaku: "If you say so".
Yaku leaves, but then gets stopped by the others.
-Juni: "You're not going anywhere!"
-Amane: "We planned this, didn't we?"
-Iso: "That interesting talk we had should never go wasted, or else I lose important time in my life!"
Yaku decided to stay.
-Riku: "So, what did you guys get for me?"
They all look at each other.
Yaku's turn.
-Yaku: "Hmph...I cooked some cookies for everyone, but they didn't want them, so I guess you can take them, but they ain't a present for you, got it?"
Riku takes the cookies.
-Riku(sparkling): "I will enjoy them as long as possible!"
Riku takes a bite of about 1.6e-19 column wide from the cookie.
-Rku: "Woow, soo good~"
-Yaku: "I don't even think you can feel anything with a bite that wide!"
Juni's turn.
-Juni: "Look at what I am about to give you Dad!"
Juni takes a robotic clone of Riku.
-Riku: "You made that?!"
-Juni: "Yep...he can also know what happens after death, who is down also to know?"
-Riku: "I think I'll pass..."
-Amane: "Me too..."
-Yaku: "How can anyone be down for that?"
-Iso: "Yeah, sorry bro."
Juni was about to cry.
-Riku: "?!"
Riku goes to Juni.
-Riku: "I am pretty sure it has many other useful features!"
Riku clicked on a button that was on the clone, and it disappeared through a mysterious Green portal.
-Juni: "Ahhh! nooo!"
Riku hugs Juni.
-Riku: "My bad, Juni, you can kill me if you want."
Amane's turn.
-Amane: "I wanted to give you this."
Amane shows a giant drawing of the family.
-Riku: "Aww!!! My great artist!"
Riku goes to see every detail of the big drawing.
-Riku: "Hmm... what's this brown mark?"
-Amane: "Oh, I had a little accident in the toilet while I was drawing it."
-Riku(thinking): {...dear readers, sorry for all the ones who were eating while reading this! The author is a lost cause.}
-Riku: "It just makes me closer to all of you."
-Amane: "Well, that's weird to say."
Iso's turn.
-Iso: "This one I made it myself!"
Iso gives to Riku a plain, undyed dishcloth.
-Riku: "Why does it smell so nice??"
-Iso: "It does? Yet I used nothing for the smell."
Riku continues to smell it.
-Riku: "I will make you to preserve it for the longest possible, even if aliens were to conquer the earth, they'll have to pass through me to destroy these gifts!"
Momo'sturn.
Momo crawled toward Riku.
-Momo: "Pa...pa..."
-Riku: "Eh?"
-Yaku: "Hold on, did she just talk?"
-Juni: "Yeah, she did!"
-Amane: "Could this be..."
-Iso: "Her first word?"
Riku Grabbed Momo.
-Momo: "Papa..."
-Yaku: "She just said 'papa'?!"
-Juni: "So today really was gonna be her first word?!"
-Amane: "I have to draw this moment!"
-Iso: "Couldn't be an even boring first word..."
-Riku: "Ah..."
Riku vomits blood.
-Yaku: "AHH! Did he just vomit blood?!"
Riku lies on the ground, with a smile and with happy tears.
-Riku(thinking): {This is the best day of my life.}
Angels came to take him.
End of chapter.