After Momo had entered the daycare, Riku's dad changed the others into uniforms and took them to primary school.
-Riku: "You guys look so cute in that!!"
-Yaku: "He really is the son of his mom."
-Juni: "If he's happy, we should too."
-Amane: "You're right, at least we wouldn't be a burden to him at home."
-Iso: "Still, who even enters school at almost the ned of the school year?"
-Riku: "Apparently, the author doesn't know what logic means. I overheard his conversation with the narrator."
-Narrator: "How?!"
Iso's pov.
Iso enters his class.
-Teacher: "So, everyone! We've got a new student today. Please come and introduce yourself!"
-Iso: "Hello. My name is Iso. I don't really like loud noises. Or people. I woke up today and didn't want to come here, but Dad was happy seeing me in a uniform, so I came. I don't eat vegetables unless they're disguised as chips. My favorite activity is sitting. Sometimes I pretend to read, but I'm just spacing out. My hobbies include breathing, blinking, and occasionally thinking. If you talk to me, I will not respond immediately, This is not a bug, it's a feature. I am not trying to be mysterious, I'm just buffering. I hope we can get along, or at least coexist in neutral silence. Thank you. Also, I didn't want to be here."
Everyone stared blankly at Iso.
-Teacher: "...alright? Now, please take a seat."
Iso goes to sit at the front where somebody was already sitting there.
-Kid: "Hey?! I am already here! Don't you see?"
-Iso: "Huh? Hey author! I have some issues here."
-Author: "gotcha!"
The kid was erased from existence, everyone stared in shock.
-Teacher: "...Anyways, let's learn some basic math!"
-another kid: "Ma'am! A kid just disappeared!"
-Teacher: "Shh....He is always listening."
-Another kid: "Alright!"
They continued like nothing had happened.
-Iso: "Hmm...This is the most boring activity I have ever done..."
-Teacher: "Nani?!"
-Another kid: "Oh no..."
-Iso: "...I like it here!"
-Teacher: "Phew..."
And so, they have been studying all day until it was time for PE.
-Iso: "Wait a minute, this is my first day, why do I have to do PE?"
-Author: "Because apparently, that's what my brain wants."
And so Iso didn't argue with me and just went to practice.
After a moment.
-Iso(breathing heavily): "I am just 6 years old. Not an Olympian champion, how does the teacher expect us to do 1 light year of a lap??"
-Kid: "nah, the coach is just a simp."
The coach was seen chatting with younger girls.
-Iso(turning into a police alarm): "Are we allowed to publish this? The author really is playing with fire now!"
-coach: "huh? What're you talking about? I am a woman!"
The coach turns around and reveals the biggest G-cup Iso has ever seen.
-Iso: "Oh?!"
Something inside Iso just snapped.
-Iso: "Huh, I didn't know tomboys were my type..."
Suddenly, there was a cut by the narrator.
-Narrator: "BRO, what the hell's wrong with this chapter?!"
-Author: "Did I overdo?"
-Narrator: "You overdo even your own dialogue!"
-Author: "Fine, I'll change it."
And thus, Iso had passed the day quietly normally-
-Iso: "I will sue you!"
-Author: "Why?!"
-Iso: "Bring me back the tomboy!"
-Author: "Fine..."
And thus, Iso had passed the day with a tomboy adult with him-
-Narrator: "Ayo?!"
-Iso: "What?"
-Narrator: "You are too young!"
-Author: "Uhh, you both really piss me off, first of all that's my story and I know how to finish it!"
And thus, Iso found himself on the moon alone-
-Riku: "UGHH! I'LL FREAKING KILL YOU!!"
-Author: "Oh great heavens?!"
Iso was back with Riku after this.
End of chapter.