Hades woke up in the cave as he greedily breathed, made a beeline for the lake, and jumped in, only to realize halfway that he was in the world of Greek mythos as a god. He used energy telekinesis to float in the air and not fall on top of the thunderstorm. As he got control, he took a look at the nymph. She had blue hair like that of fresh water, blue eyes that seemed to have captured the sky in them, and a naturally cute face with a birthmark on her left cheek.
"AAAAAA!!" The nymph screamed. Hades looked down to realize that she was bathing and currently naked, he immediately averted his eyes and flew away to hide behind a tree. 'I haven't faced any situation like this in both my lives, what do I do?' Hades pondered as he wasn't used to being romantically involved with someone, let alone seeing them naked. Finally, when the nymph was dressed, she yelled "You can come out now" in a very angry tone.
Hades stepped out and said, "I apologize for startling you and intruding on your bath time, please forgive me." The nymph is now dressed in traditional Greek attire, or Peplos. She had a curvy body with all the curves in the right places. On top of her round face, she could easily make it into the top 20 of beautiful Greek goddesses. 'She is beautiful,' Hades thought, but immediately shook his head to dispel the image of her taking a bath. It was made very easy for him when he got hit in the head with a fist.
"What? Why?" Hades asked, and it didn't hurt much, but he still acted like it did. 'It's not to get close to her but hide myself also as a semi-divine being.' He thought to himself.
"You were thinking of something inappropriate, weren't you?" She huffed as he nursed his wounds, and she looked at him and said, "You are not from around here. Where are you from?"
"I was born in heaven and came down to earth to explore it," Hades said, already preparing an excuse when he was asked this question. She just looked at him and nodded.
"You are lucky that you went out of heaven before the first child escaped," She said offhandedly.
"Wait, What? The first child escaped? What happened after that?" Hades asked, brilliantly acting surprised with the information. She then looked at him and said
"Don't try to change the subject. You looked at me without any clothes, which man will marry me now? I am ruined," She started to cry at the end as Hades looked at her and sighed before trying to calm her down.
"Come on, you are very beautiful. Anyone would want to marry you, be confident and stop being a pain in the ass" He said which only stopped her crying as she puffed her cheeks before kicking him on the leg.
"You're so mean, can't you be at least a little bit kinder to someone whose life you ruined accidentally?" She said, but Hades had other thoughts in his head. 'You're part of the Greek gods, who are all hormonal teens with extra powers ruling the world. You can find a someone to love you even if you went around fucking everybody you see'
"I am sorry, now please tell me what happened in Heaven?" Hades asked patiently, which was tending to the second. As a Greek god, his mind is prone to darker sides than anything else, and she was not making it easy for him not to lose his cool.
"Fine, since you asked very kindly, I will tell you. After the escape, the entirety of Heaven went into lockdown, something that only happened when Uranus was in control. Cronus sent Hyperion to look for him while he continued his tyranny by eating the queen herself," She said. Hades picked up on her clear bias toward the queen.
"Cronus, not the king? Are you a rebel?" Hades asked, and she immediately gave a shocked face before it morphed into a serious one. As she raised one hand to cause the water to rise and shoot towards him. Hades already expected this as he used Infinite Ascent to increase his strength, as he simply dodged the water streaks before shooting a stream of divine energy at her, which surprised her. That was enough time for the energy to morph into chains as they held her.
She looked at the chains in surprise as Hades walked up to her, which pulled her back into reality, and she kneeled in surrender. Hades removed her chains and asked, "Who are you?"
"I am Elaristher, a river nymph that is also part of the rebellion your mother created to help the future destined one." Ela said and continued, "Since I found you, I can bring you to the chief, and we can rebel against Cronus's tyranny."
"Sorry, but not interested." Hades said as he walked away, 'Rhea is also trapped in Cronus' stomach, which means even Zeus will be stuck there. My escape caused so much trouble, well, leave it to fate to decide. I am sure that Zeus can escape, but if he is unconscious like the rest of my siblings.' Hades thought as he planned his next move, a little bit away from him stood Ela, as she was following Hades, even though he already knew it. "Why are you following me?"
"Because you are the leader of the rebellion and our king," Ela responded with a neutral voice. She had already informed the base about Hades and his response. The higher-up told her to stay with him and ensure his safety, as he would have to act soon enough if he wanted to protect his life.
"I have no interest in becoming a king or leading anyone," Hades said, and continued his journey into the wild with Ela following behind him.
"Just so you know, I still remember you looking at me while bathing," Ela said as an afterthought. Hades' mood turned sour while she was just smirking a sly smirk.
{3 days later}
"I am counting this as one of your 3 favors I gave you as an apology," Hades said as he carried Ela on top of him as he moved through a swamp. They were moving through this swamp to reach another mountain where he would make his home. It was Mount Olympus, the future highest peak in the world. 'One thing I learned about Ela in this 3 days is that she is so fucking useless, she can't cook, clean or even walk a mile without tripping over something.' Hades thought as he reminisced about all the times he spent babysitting her.
"Ela, who are your parents?" Hades asked, genuinely curious.
"Why? Are you going to ask them for my hand in marriage?" She asked back with a small smile on her face, Hades deadpanned as he said
"No, I was just wondering if one of them must be the Titan of uselessness or something. Now that I think about it, even the titan would be a better teammate than you, so the only way something so stupid like you exists is if both your parents are the titan of uselessness and titaness of bad luck or something. Even then, I think the child–" As Hades mindlessly spurted out his heart's content, Ela was getting more and more mad till he somehow managed to make more than 5 tick marks on her forehead.
Seeing that he was not going to stop, she took the liberty to hit him in the scalp, which somehow clicked a reset button in him or something, since he just stayed silent after the hit. They moved in complete silence, only the sound of his steps in water being heard when he said, "You can't even hit a tree without breaking your fist. Are you even a divine being?"
Her face immediately darkened as she said in a silent voice, "Shut up." Hades has grown wiser in the matter of women in the past three weeks, kept his mouth shut. He somehow had the urge to apologize as he thought, 'In three days, my defense that I spent 2 lifetimes on was crumbled. It seems I have grown attached to her, whether this is a bad thing or a good thing, only time will tell.' He thought