The Wet Beginning – Goku's First Step Toward Horny Sins
(Scene: Somewhere deep in the wilderness, bright sunny day.)
[EXT. FOREST RIVER – DAY]
Goku, holding Master Roshi's precious Hentai Volume 69, marches like a warrior into the unknown.
GOKU
(determined)
"First step... find Launch! Master Roshi said she's the key to the West!"
As he walks, he suddenly feels the "side effects" of Roshi's last intense special training sessions...
GOKU
(awkwardly scratching himself)
"Ugh... too much... jerking... my hands hurt..."
(Flashback of Roshi yelling: "Stroke harder, Goku! For love and glory!")
Feeling sweaty and sticky, Goku decides to refresh himself. He remove his shirt like a caveman and, splashing water everywhere like a 5-year-old.
GOKU
(laughing happily)
"Wheeeeee!"
He swims, plays, and randomly eats raw fish straight from the water like a true jungle idiot.
[SFX: CHOMP! CHOMP!]
Suddenly, a massive wild bear emerges from the woods, roaring!
BEAR
(angrily)
"ROAAAAAR!"
Goku, holding a giant fish in each hand, blinks stupidly.
GOKU
(confused)
"Eh...? You want one?"
*Before he can react, the bear lunges — claws flashing — and scratches Goku right across his orange Gi, specifically on the weak waistband where it holds his pants.
[SFX: RIPPPPP!]
The cloth tears slightly, barely hanging on.
GOKU
(panicking)
"HEY! THAT WAS MY ONLY PAIR!"
Still, Goku prioritizes: he tosses the fish aside to distract the bear, then punches it away with one light slap.
BEAR
(KO'd, spinning away like Team Rocket)
"Rooooaaaaarrrr~!"
Goku sighs and looks down — his Gi is now dangerously loose, hanging by a single thread of dignity.
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(Scene transitions: Goku walking like a warrior with his half-torn Gi flapping like a flag.)
[EXT. LAUNCH'S HOUSE – AFTERNOON]
Goku reaches Launch's small cozy house, a little battered but still excited.
GOKU
(knocking on the door loudly)
"HELLOOOOOO! LAUNCH!! I'M HERE FOR ADDRESS!"
No answer.
GOKU
(frowning)
"Maybe she's not home?"
Then, he notices — from the side window — hot steamy air puffing out slowly, like a sauna.
GOKU
(panicking)
"OH NO! Is her house on fire?!"
Thinking like a true dumb hero, Goku immediately dives headfirst through the window — glass shattering everywhere.
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[INT. LAUNCH'S HOUSE – BATHROOM – SAME TIME]
Inside, the scene is pure chaos.
Launch, the purple-haired tsundere version, is completely naked in the shower, her huge breasts glistening with soap, steam swirling around her.
LAUNCH
(startled, eyes wide)
"HUUUUHHH!?"
Just as she takes a step forward, her foot slips on soap — and her long leg kicks straight into Goku's waistband, hitting the weak spot.
[SFX: SNAPPP!]
The last hope holding Goku's pants together — gone.
His Gi drops like a tragic anime death.
Goku loses his balance too — and falls right onto Launch, squishing her under him.
[SFX: BOING-BOING-BOING!]
In slow motion, Goku's hands — completely by accident — grab and squeeze Launch's big soft breasts, like kneading giant mochi balls.
GOKU
(confused, blushing)
"Eh...? Squishy...?"
Launch's purple eyes go wide. She looks at Goku's innocent, dumb face... then accidentally catches a glimpse lower down... directly at Goku's now "Ultra Instinct Pole" freely waving.
LAUNCH
(face exploding red, screaming inside her head)
"HIS P-P-POLE!!!"
Her body freezes... and she faints dead away with a dramatic flop.
GOKU
(completely clueless, standing up)
"Launch...? Are you okay?"
He pokes her forehead with his finger like checking a watermelon.
GOKU
(innocently)
"Maybe she's sleeping...? Girls sure sleep fast!"
(Meanwhile, Roshi sneezes and smiles without knowing why.)
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(Scene freezes on Goku standing naked in a steamy bathroom, confused, Launch unconscious under him, and soap bubbles floating everywhere.)
Narrator Voice:
"Will Goku ever find Horny Sins?
Will Launch survive the attack of the legendary Saiyan Pole?
Stay tuned for more stupidity and adventure... in the next thrilling episode of Dragon Pole Z!"
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[TO BE CONTINUED...]