Title: Master Roshi's Last Hope: The Legend of Horny Sins
(Scene: Kame House – A bright, sunny afternoon)
[EXT. KAME HOUSE – DAY]
Goku is sitting cross-legged on the ground, looking confused. Master Roshi paces back and forth, exhausted, wiping sweat off his bald head.
GOKU
(scratching his head, innocent tone)
"Master Roshi... I really tried everything you taught me... but can't get and remember anything "
ROSHI
(frustrated, arms flailing)
"Argh! Goku, you're hopeless! Flowers, chocolates, sexy dance technique number 69 , hentai video,bulma , picaalo Advice, even shemron— NOTHING worked!"
(dramatic sigh)
"There's only one final path left for you..."
GOKU
(eyes wide, serious)
"What is it, Master?! I'll do anything!"
ROSHI
(lowering his sunglasses dramatically)
"You must seek... Horny Sins."
(Suddenly, fake thunder cracks in the background. A turtle slowly claps.)
GOKU
(tilting his head like a puppy)
"Horny Sins? That sounds... weird. Who is he?"
ROSHI
(nodding sagely)
"The Master of Masters... the Player of Players... the Legendary Slayer of Women! The true conqueror of the West!"
GOKU
(eyes sparkling with admiration)
"How strong is he, Master?! Stronger than me?!"
ROSHI
(serious as hell)
"He has... drafted more than 2,500 women across the world... while you can't even handle one Chi-Chi properly."
GOKU
(face pale, gulping)
"2,500...?! That's... stronger !"
ROSHI
(nodding with tears in his eyes)
"I even follow his hairstyle... Look!"
(points proudly at his bald head)
"No hair! Absolute charisma! Women go crazy over it!"
GOKU
(determined, clenching his fists)
"Master! Please! Give me his address! I'll find him and train under him!"
ROSHI
(rubbing his chin)
"Ah... the problem is... I don't know where he lives now. He's from the West. But you can ask Launch — you know, the purple-and-yellow crazy girl? She's from the West too. She might know."
(Roshi shuffles through a dirty old box and pulls out a suspicious book with sparkles on it.)
ROSHI
(grinning like a devil)
"Take this! My special 'Hentai Volume 69'! Show this to Horny Sins when you find him. He'll recognize you as my student."
Now go son " Journey to the west "
GOKU
(holding the book awkwardly, sniffing it)
"Smells... weird."
ROSHI
(serious again)
"Goku... go out there... conquer the world... and make your master proud!"
GOKU
(jumping into the air, roaring)
"YOSHHHAAA! I WILL BECOME A TRUE PLAYER!!!"
Goku stands ready to take off, adjusting his gi and waving goodbye. Master Roshi runs out, flailing his arms.
MASTER ROSHI
Goku! Wait! One last thing!
Goku lifts off, just above the ground, listening.
MASTER ROSHI (shouting)
Remember my words!
Control your soul… when the world takes its toll!
But due to the wind and distance, Goku hears it differently.
ROSHI'S VOICE (distorted by wind):
A hole is your true goal!
Thrust your pole with all your soul!
GOKU (confused mid-air)
What the heck did he just say…?
He scratches his head, blinks twice.
GOKU
Did Master Roshi just give me... fighting advice ?
(Cue Dragon Ball Z style epic music — but instead of fighting, Goku dashes into the distance with a dirty magazine in hand, ready for the greatest adult training arc ever.
Narrator Voice:
"Will Goku's journey be successful?
Will he be able to find the legendary Horny Sins?
Will Goku follow his master advice?
And will he finally become... the ultimate player?!
Stay tuned for the next horny episode of Dragon Pole Z!"
[TO BE CONTINUED...]