The Celestial Realms Health Inspector is a delicate female Japanese oni--a demon. Thankfully it's not Hone Onna, "Bone Woman," or Kuchisake-onna, "Slit Mouth Woman." She presents her business card, and I have to go through the Japanese ritual with a business card. This is called "meishi."
He gives it with the front side facing me, and I receive it with both hands. I study it for a few seconds before carefully putting it away in my golden jewel-encrusted business card holder.
The inspector's business card has black gel ink that sparkles and is printed on white wove paper. It reads:
"CELESTIAL REALMS DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND WELLNESS
Because Even Gods Need Clean
[Logo]
Momiji, Inspector
紅葉
もみじ
Health Inspection
Department of Health and Wellness
Aokigahara Forest
Mount Fuji, Celestial Realms
[Contact Info]"
Bowing, I hand him our own business card, specifically printed for dealing with Japanese deities and demons.
"THE WENDIGO RESIDENCE INN
Home of Gods and Monsters
