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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability. • Be the first to enjoy this new series which has just released!!! • Now with added annotations for non-English readers. Improve your English skills whilst having fun reading!

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the weak summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time. yeah that's me your accidental hero! #connected universe!

Kiss of the vampire The Girl with a sharpe sword Kiss of the Vampire In a world where darkness threatens to consume humanity, one man stands as the last beacon of hope.But what happens when that beacon discovers his own light burns with an ancient, inhuman flame? > *"Sometimes the monsters we fight are not the ones we should fear the most."* Deyviel's story begins like many others - a noble hero/hunter fighting against the rising tide of vampires and monsters that plague our world. Yet beneath his human exterior lies a truth so profound it threatens to shatter everything he believes in. He is no mere mortal, but a half-dragon, destined to be humanity's true protector. But destiny, as they say, has a cruel sense of humor. As betrayal cuts deeper than any blade and loved ones fall like autumn leaves, our hero finds himself walking a precarious line between savior and destroyer. Framed by those he swore to protect, abandoned by those he trusted, Deyviel faces his greatest battle not against the vampires, but against the darkness growing within his own heart. **When even love turns to betrayal**, and the pure-hearted defender begins to question whether humanity deserves salvation at all, one question remains: Can the light of friendship pull him back from the brink of vengeful destruction, or will the very people he once protected be forced to stop the monster he may become? Genre: amalgamation #connected universe!

"There was once a hero." All have heard that phrase at least once in their lives. Whispered by old men before firelight. Carved into stone beneath crumbled towers. Inscribed on the last pages of dying books. But more often than not, it was just a prelude— a sentence used to dress up myths, to clothe legends in something that sounded like truth. "There was once a hero who defeated the Demon King." "There was once a hero who slew the last of the skyborn dragons." .......... "There was once a hero who was thrown into the abyss... and kept climbing out of it." "There was once a hero who walked with tragedy tied around his waist like a blade." "There was once a hero who changed lives—not with miracles, but with mercy." Shotaro Mugyiwara. A name drowned in dust. A face erased by time. He wakes as a blank slate— somewhere in the shattered lands of Drakastradorn, known also as Aetheria. No memory of who he was. No sense of why he still breathes. Only silence. Only echoes. Only the wind screaming through ruins that remember him better than he remembers himself. This world is not kind. It is carved by Mantra, an energy not of magic, but of something older— from beyond space, beyond time— a power not meant for mortal tongues to name. The land bleeds war. The stars above are scarred. And in this stage of gods and monsters, drama and death... he awakens. ......... "He was always the hero." A child is born in Hokkaido, on the night of January 30, 2008. A birth that was never supposed to happen. From a womb never seeded. A life conjured, not conceived. The world shook the moment he took his first breath. Because something ancient had returned. Something the world had forgotten how to fear. --- "There was once a hero... who was a great diplomat." Who could shape armies not with swords, but with words. Who could bend even fate to a shared purpose. Shotaro Mugyiwara’s life was never normal. And it will never be. Even in a world where he remembers nothing— no comrades, no battles, no lovers, no scars— even with the past ripped from his veins... He walks. He endures. He refuses to kneel. Because the truth is simple. "There was once a hero..." "Who kept moving forward."

Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

By 616mcu, HAZZARD_OVERFLOW, Star is a very special person. Never has there been a person to share such excitement, such zaniness, and such lovability. No body could ever compare, except maybe the little gem boy she has come to know as "brother."

Reincarnated into his college days. Zhou Yuwen knew the importance of a persona. In this life, Zhou Yuwen's labels were aloof, mature, and exceptionally talented! "I'm quite traditional, I believe that if you're in a relationship, you need to be responsible, so one must be extremely cautious about dating." "Zhou Yuwen, let's get remarried!" "Damn it! Are you poisoned or something? I haven't even been married before!" "Stop talking nonsense! We were married in our last life!" "That was in the past life!" "Remarry!" "Go away! I have a girlfriend!" He fled, she chased! He couldn't escape, even if he had wings!

While watching an action movie, Ye Xuan suddenly died and came to the mutated Blue Star. However, he became a person with the lowest awakened attribute, a total loser in the eyes of others... "Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the invincible beast control system. The novice gift package has been automatically delivered!" "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the SSS-level spiritual attribute, with an affinity for all beasts!" Ye Xuan's body trembled suddenly. Did he just receive some powerful cheats? It was awesome! The genius campus belle said, "Is this the loser you guys were talking about? His beast is so big!" The mature mentor said, "Ye Xuan, controlling beasts starts with controlling people. Come to my room tonight and I'll teach you hands-on!" The ice-cold empress said, "God, he's too strong. He's the man I've been looking for!" A beautiful witch brought chaos to the Blue Star with evil magical creatures. Ye Xuan said, "Don't worry. I'll take care of it!"

Greed, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, sloth, pride The 'Black Book' records seven sources of sin, which are also seven steps to ascend to godhood Once, I thought there would always be one sin suitable for me But I never expected Every volume of the twelve military letters bears my name!

There was neither Fighting Energy nor magic, only tamed beasts that had reached the pinnacle of evolution! After transmigration, Chen Mo awakened the talent of the Entry Training Manual, which allowed him to bestow various entries on spiritual beasts or himself by completing challenges. As a result, one after another, scientifically impossible spiritual beasts were born. [Lord of Thunder and Lightning·King of Thunder·Hardworking· Fox of Reincarnation] Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox with Super Electromagnetic Cannon. [White Angel·Battlefield Doctor·Ministering·Best Support] Great-Sea Whale, the Sky Fortress. [Pastry Master·Master of Culinary Arts·Gatling·Marksman] Spirit of Glutinous Rice Balls. [Late-Night Delivery Guy·Night Judge·Soul Switcher·Wish Merchant] Bringer of Misfortune from Urban Legends. [National Beauty·Enchanting Beauty·Idol of All·Seductive Temptress] Personal Maid, the Queen of Succubi. From then on, Chen Mo embarked on the advanced path of becoming a beast-taming master!

[Super Exciting + Legendary Fake Eunuch] Lin Yi transmigrated into the palace and became a fake eunuch. Unfortunately, he was discovered by the emperor. To his surprise, the young emperor turned out to be a woman! But that wasn't the end of it. The heavy burden of being the emperor fell on Lin Yi's shoulders... "Do you think I am carrying a boy or a girl?" the emperor asked. "If it's a princess..." Lin Yi trailed off.

A new work from the author of 'My Senior Brother is Too Steady', welcome to enjoy it! ------- [Science Fiction Apocalypse Setting + Alone Cultivation Protagonist, Not a Mindless Feel-Good Story] This is a shattered world where human civilization barely gasps for air on a planet ravaged by the Blade Beast catastrophe, the flame of civilization in underground fortresses flickers intermittently, and human elites in space are brewing a final plan to strike back at the Blade Beasts, but the future of humanity is dimly lit by fading stars… "So," a Mahayana Realm expert, who after cultivating alone for one hundred and twenty-five years failed his tribulation and became a Residual Soul in this 'peculiar' world, sighed deeply as he looked up to the sky: "What the hell does this have to do with me?!"

In Indian mythology, the Three Aspects Deity suppressed the current age. Many Immortals cursed all the gods. Asuras, after millennia of arduous cultivation, would always attack the Heavenly Realm and beat up the Heavenly Emperor upon receiving a boon. "Arduous cultivation, receiving boons, beating up the Heavenly Emperor, why is Indian mythology always like this? I'm the one who gets beaten and suffers; I quit!" Indra, who had reincarnated as the Heavenly Emperor, was furious. And so... "Whoever loves being the Heavenly Emperor, be my guest; I'm not going to work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, hey, the script isn't supposed to go like this," the Destroyer God Shiva said, full of question marks. "You've performed great meritorious deeds in the past. This position of the Heavenly Emperor is rightfully yours. If not, there will be chaos in the world!" the Protector God Vishnu said anxiously. "No, Heavenly Emperor, I'll give you a boon. Go quickly and beat up the Asura!" the Creator God Brahma spoke thus.

A thunderstorm and heavy rain woke up Danny Sage from his final rest in bleak dead of night. Shattered memories assaulted his mind of the final battle he had met his end at the hands of two women but he was alive again reborn with a different name and destiny.

Kael Lughson, a modern-day college student and martial arts prodigy, never expected his museum visit to turn into a one-way ticket to a war-torn, mythical Ireland. Thrust into the realm of Ériu, Kael is imbued with the divine power of Lugh, the Many-Skilled God, and wields the legendary Gáe Bolg—a spear that never misses and curses its foes with thorny doom. Marked by prophecy as the spear-bearer destined to unify or destroy the land, Kael must navigate a world of gods, monsters, and ancient clans, all while battling the Fomorians, a race of monstrous invaders led by the sinister Balor. But Kael isn’t alone. Guided by Morrígan, the seductive war goddess, and trained by Scáthach, the stoic warrior-queen, he attracts a growing harem of mythical heroines—each with their own powers, pasts, and affections. From the wise Sidhe queen Ériu to the fiery archer Gráinne, Kael’s charm and strength draw them into his quest, forging bonds of love and loyalty amidst the chaos of war. Yet, as his power grows, so does the risk of the Ríastrad, a berserk state that could consume him.

In the vast expanse of the multiverse, the realm of Dualixa stands as a testament to the intricate balance of cosmic forces. At its core lies the Knight of Darkness, a powerful deity embodying the infinite and endless nature of the universe. Fated to merge with the mortal Moonlit, their union will unlock unimaginable potential, allowing Moonlit to transcend his limitations and potentially become the universe's chosen one. As Moonlit navigates the treacherous path to fusion, he will face unrelenting hardships, loss, and despair. The Knight of Darkness, his constant companion, will guide him through the darkness. Their symbiotic relationship will forge a new entity, harnessing the power of darkness to reshape the cosmos. However, their journey is fraught with danger. Powerful warriors and gods, aligned with the malevolent force of Interhater, will stop at nothing to prevent Moonlit's ascension. The gods of Dualixa, each representing fundamental aspects of the universe – darkness, light, life, time, and space – will play crucial roles in shaping the narrative. The fate of the universe hangs precariously in the balance. Will Moonlit and the Knight of Darkness succeed in their quest, or will the forces of destruction prevail? In this cosmic epic, the boundaries between mortality and divinity blur, and the very fabric of existence is reshaped. This synopsis captures the essence of the Knight of Darkness and Moonlit's journey, highlighting the stakes, challenges, and cosmic significance of their quest. The story explores themes of duality, balance, and the intricate laws governing the multiverse.

Amid a sea that swallows forgetfulness and a sky cracked with whispering truths, Asra Kafka was born upon an island of scars and hollow prayers, seeking answers that were never meant to be found. But after losing sight in one eye–and learning that some lies are heavier than silence–Asra must brave the waters of a world that never wished for his return. For in a world that denies him, it is not those who rise from the sea they fear, but those who walk upon it and breathe a blood that never forgets. — The cover was made using pics I found on Pinterest–I didn’t draw anything myself. — English isn’t my first language, so please be patient with me! If you spot any mistakes or have suggestions, feel free to drop a comment–I'd really appreciate the feedback.

Just when Saiki Kusuo thought he had finally secured a quiet, asteroid-free life, a cosmic glitch rips through reality itself—thanks to a poorly timed miracle and an unstable psychic reset. The result? Universes begin to collide, and Saiki finds himself unwillingly playing interdimensional host to a cast of absurdly powerful and even more absurdly dysfunctional guests. From explosive mages like Megumin to dramatic shadow-obsessed vigilantes like Shadow, overpowered loners like Jin-Woo, and unpredictable oddballs like Gojo Satoru, Saiki's apartment—and mental stability—is pushed to the limit. His goal is simple: fix the glitch, send these walking headaches back to their own worlds, and finally return to peace and coffee jelly. But just when Saiki thinks he’s turning everything back to normal and getting rid of the uninvited guests, a more eerie, mysterious, and unexplained phenomenon begins to surface—one that no amount of psychic power can fully predict. Something darker is watching from the cracks between worlds… and it might not be as easy to banish. Because sometimes, the real disaster isn’t the guests—it’s what followed them in. Also, who knew dimensional collapse came with this many catchphrases, explosions, and unpaid catering bills?

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦：沙奈朵后宫与标签系统