'Mhmmm, where am I…? Am I dead…?' I mumbled to myself as I tried to look around, but everywhere I saw, it was dark, like a thick blanket had covered the sun. I couldn't hear anything or feel anything against my skin, with my mind replaying the last moments of my life.
'Fuck! Did I really get killed by playing a fucking video game?!'
That's right, I died while playing a video game. And no, it's not that I was a video game addict and played until exhaustion; no, it was my first game, a VRMMORPG game.
It's a new version of a very popular game called 'Cultivation on the Go!' where players must increase their cultivation, and to win the game, you have to kill the Jade Emperor, the ruler of the nine heavens.
Anyways, the game was once like any other game; you could play it on PC, PlayStation, or mobile. But the game company invented something interesting. It made a VR-like headset that would induce a coma and stir your brain waves so that you feel as if transported to the cultivation world itself.
But the problem was the headsets were still in the beta phase, and the one I got for testing blew up while I was playing the game, and voila! I was dead!
Well, it's not like I'm sad, though. I mean, I am sad that I died, but I feel like this is not the end for me.
Think about it, how can I blabber this much when I'm dead? I think I'm in the void… The middle phase between death and reincarnation!
What will happen now? Will I meet an old dude claiming to be God? A MILF angel telling me that I am to be the new hero and have a divine mission to stop the MILF demon queen?
A-Ahem, I'm sorry, I spilled my thoughts…
Anyways, I should wait for a while; maybe they are thinking about which world I should reincarnate in. Hmm, let's wait….
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'Fuck!!! What's happening?! Why aren't they here yet?!'
I don't know how fucking long I've waited, but nothing fucking happened! How long should I wait?! Wait, wait, what if the goddess has heard me calling her a milf and is angered?
'O milf goddess—no, no, no! O heavenly goddess, please ignore this one's blabbering! This lost lamb was wrong! Please guide me to the light and reincarnate me as a handsome prince!'
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'Fuuuuccckkk! Fuck! Fuck! What if nobody's coming?! What if I am trapped here in this void?!'
Fuck, I was losing my mind. If I were back in my body, I would stomp the heck out on my stained carpet!
'Please…anybody, answer me.'
And just when I was getting desperate, I heard a voice, a melodious voice that destroyed my angst, calming my mind. I could feel the love radiating from that voice, almost overwhelming me, and I knew that it was of a female, and she said,
"%@!@&*#"
…yeah, I couldn't understand shit!