I am not an editor or a pro writer. I will write this the best I can and edit it the best I can. I also do not own Uma Musume, for it is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes, and mangas for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy. Everything Written Can Be Rewritten and Edited Later:
3rd Person POV:
In a karaoke room somewhere in Japan, a group of Uma Musume awoke from their party the night before. They were a party of 15 who had not existed at all until today. "Where the fuck am I, and who the fuck are you," questioned a blue haired and green eyed punk looking Uma Musume version of Tokai Teio, seaming like she wanted to puke? "That's a quite rude statement to wake up to," Stated a Blond, blue eyed lady like version of Gold Ship, who was suffering from an intense headache. "Yeah I agree bitch, why should I tell you who I am if I don't fucking even know who any of you are," rudely berated by a white haired, blue eyed version of Rice Shower who looked like she was suffering from a hangover? "Huh, your the bitches that kidnapped me, why should I give you my personal information," replied the Teio look alike accused while getting up irritated and annoyed? That's when the Rice Shower look alike got up and walked with the Teio look alike towards each other, stepping up to each other while looking ready to throw hands, yet at the same time looking like they woke up from a party with the worst hangover of their lives.
"Enough!!" stated a blond with green eyes Uma Musume that looked like Nice Nature, as she separated both of them trying to stop them from causing anymore trouble for them. Especially with their current situation of not knowing anything of what's happening. The Nice Nature look alike who was very tired then said," no need to fight, it seems none of us know why we're all here either, which you both can see if you look around. Everyone here is also looking like a mixture of exhausted, confused, and hungover. Now why don't we all just introduce ourselves as it seems we're all victims of the same currently happening situation."
Both The Teio look alike and the Rice look alike both calmed down as they saw the Nature look alike was right. That's when a very logical and chill voice stated," that's fine and all, but it seems something worse has come to pass." Everyone saw it was a Green haired Twin Turbo with heterochromic Red and Green colored eyes. She then continued," as I was checking my condition earlier as I awoke I found many shocking things, as I was shorter, lighter, but somehow physically stronger, and it seems that I have also changed gender." Everyone looked at her like she was crazy until they checked themselves and everyone began to react in their own way, whether it was panic, confusion, or even a hint of excitement. The Twin Turbo look alike then interrupted them all stating," It seems from what I've observed everyone is not in the body they once knew." She then walked to one of the reflective glass decorating the room, and saw his reflection.
The Twin Turbo look alike then observed everyone in the room, coming to the conclusion saying out loud, "we seem to all be part horse as well, as my ears are now on top of my head, and I now have a tail like all of you. I suggest to everyone we all look for clues if these bodies we have newly acquired had identities before our arrival or not." He then saw almost everyone was still in shock and in the verge of panicking again, when a kind and motherly voice stated, " I agree, in these kinds of situations we need to stay calm, and observe our circumstances or whatever, according to a video on YouTube I saw." It was a Blue haired, green eyed, Maruzensky look alike, and she then stated," plus the horse ears, and tail, we look like Uma Musume from the game Uma Musume Pretty Derby. You know the one with the anime, manga, and movies." "Holy shit you're right, I look like Tokai Teio with a punk color scheme!!," The Teio look alike stated loudly kinda liking the look she got on, while observing herself on the reflective glass.
Everyone else also either grabbing mirrors they have in their bags, going near a reflective glass, or using the selfie camera mode on the phone they found. They were all shocked seeing they had all become Uma Musume that looked like already well known Uma Musume. Then someone looking at a mirror that was part of her make up found a wallet, she looked within it as everyone was still panicking and saw an ID. She a Red head, with green eyes that looked like Oguri Cap, announced, "guys I found my body's ID, you guys check your bags, maybe you'll find your own." That's when everyone walked towards every bag and began searching for their own, some even helping out others find theirs.
Moments Later -
Once everyone investigated, they all left the Karaoke room, or more like kicked out by the establishment. Now at the alley outside the Karaoke house, they all began to introduce each other for convenience sake. The first to go was the Nice Nature look alike saying, " Hello everyone, I'm 'Past life name insert here', but in this world I'm known as Victory Gate. It seems that we have IDs, but I checked this body's iPhone and it seems like we don't have addresses, academic histories, or much past records, but have cash and cards that work, as well as citizenship, passports, and necessary paperwork." Then the Maruzensky look alike agreed saying," yes it seems whoever or whatever sent us here took care of all necessities, but not everything, making it clear that none of these identities existed before we arrived. By the way my name is 'Past life name insert here', but in this world I'm Mama Blues, which I'm fine with because I'm the same gender as I was in my last life."
That's when everyone started wondering who had stayed the same gender, and who didn't, and some even wondered if they had the same sexuality. Then someone else interrupted that thought," okay we have some stuff to discuss later, names 'Past life name insert here', but in this life I'm Edged Lily, remember it losers, and if you don't like my attitude either fight me or race me, you'll lose either way." She looked like a dark red haired, emerald green eyed Symboli Rudolf, but darker and more intense, everyone was slightly surprised by the appearance of the most overpowered character in game, but soon just moved on and continued introductions trying to ignore her earlier statement. " Hi lovelies, look at me I'm 'Past life name insert here', in the past life I was gorgeous but in this life I'm still gorgeous, the new name is, Norn Viking, yes it is great, I agree." She looked like a red haired, hazel eyed, Fashionista Oguri Cap, who was trying to seduce everyone in existence.
Next up was the Teio look alike reluctantly saying, " I'm 'Past life name insert here', but in this one I'm fittingly named, Imperial Punk, which is pretty badass." Then the Rice Shower followed it up by giving her introduction in the most exasperated way possible," uh fine, to just get things moving, I'm 'Past life name insert here', but in this life I'm High Spice, Which fucking sounds like I'm part of the Spice Girls, which is both stupid and pretty cool, so I'm indifferent about it." They moved on from her endless ranting to the lady like Gold Ship earlier," greetings, I am 'Past life name insert here', but for this new identity I am Great Wonder. A very wonderful name if you agree." Everyone rolled their eyes at the parent like pun she just made.
That's when someone cut through the cringe saying," okay, moving on I am 'Past life name insert here', but in this world I am Steel Valkyrie." She looked like Haru Urara, but if Haru had Magenta Hair, Gray Eyes, was taller, and had the aura of a final boss. Once she made herself known to the group everyone could sense with their instincts she was a monster dressed like the queen of losers. That's when the taller Twin Turbo commented," woo, she's a though one to follow up, but i'll try anyway, by the way I'm 'Past life name insert here', but here I'm Endless Journey." She made the atmosphere in the room a little lighter with how chill she was, enough for them to move on from Steel's presence.
The next person came and she looking like a gray haired, crimson eyed Mr. CB commented," wow, it seems from listening to your past lives names everyone so far has been a racer in track, cross country, marathons, mixed racing such as triathlons, and even free running. Making me guess like me everyone else is in the racing game, don't deny it I was the researcher and tactical type in my past life I pay attention to all possible opponents I could face in the future. Also knowing this info might help with our plans for the future." Everyone nodded admitting out loud that they were, but everyone deciding to talk about their expertise later when the Mr. CB look alike moved on saying," okay we'll cover the rest later this introduction is long enough, I'm 'Past life name insert here', but here the name is Tactical Gray." Everyone thought her name fit, she seemed smart, but not the most talented individual physically just by looking at her, unlike her carefree genius of a counterpart.
That's when a silver haired and brown eyed Mejiro McQueen burst in screaming," HELLO EVERYONE, I'M 'Past life name insert here', BUT NOW YOU CAN CALL ME YOU'RE MAJESTY, FOR I HAVE BEEN NAMED, KING WILD!!! MUHAHAHA!!!!" She then ran off wildly in some direction Naruto style before doing some crazy gymnastic backflips and literally flipping off the wall, while screaming "ALL HAIL ME!!!" and "BOW DOWN TO THE KING!!" Then everyone either burst out laughing or faced palmed exasperated at her energy. All not realizing the serious tension from earlier just vanished.
Everyone was smiling, when the next person came loudly saying," What energy, truly an embodiment of youth, now it is my turn, I am 'Past life name insert here', but now I have become, Enduring Rain, may we endure hardships together, and work our bodies to the absolute limit!!!" She was a Black and White haired with blue eyes Duramente, who even flexed during her introduction, switching forms as she went on. Many started yelling Goddammit, or awkwardly laughing as they now realized their little group were filled with eccentric individuals. Still the craziness did not end there as the next individual proved.
"Sup, Names 'Past life name insert here', but now I am the Black Diamond, a proper name for a rocker such as I." She then began shredding an invisible air guitar, yet she was matching the noise with her mouth with proper finger placement, proving she can play for real. She looked like a black haired, blue eyed Smart Falcon, that was slightly taller, but dressed for rock.
The introductions began to quicken as everyone seemed more relaxed and more accepting of the situation needing to happen. Then the next person introduced herself," Wow, following that triple typhoon that just happened is going to be though, but for you gorgeous people I will always try names, 'Past life name insert here', but now I'm the very beautiful Tyrant Rose." She looked like a black haired, red pupils, Cheval Grand with insane confidence with the presence of a playboy, or girl in this context. She then continued," also before you comment about your gender before this, you're girls now, and I like what I'm seeing so it doesn't matter what gender you were…" She was all of a sudden stunned to silence by the person who came to introduce herself next, obviously not realizing her existence until this very moment as she probably overlooked her accidentally. This was obvious as everyone immediately knew Tyrant Rose just fell in love at first sight.
The girl who came out looked like Kitasan Black, with brown hair, and blue eyes, but also girlier and much more of a tease. She then looked at Tyrant Rose blushing a bit who was completely mesmerized with her, before quickly snapping out of it to hide what was obvious from everyone else in the room. She then introduced herself," hello everyone I'm 'Past life name insert here', but now I'm named, Sweet Pollen." She then heard mumbling about her name being absolutely beautiful and blushed in embarrassment, before hiding her blush, and going towards Tyrant Rose in a teasing smile saying," oh thank you for the compliment." That's when Tyrant Rose realized what just happened blushed at her teasing, but then calmed herself down and smiled at Sweet Pollen teasing her back by replying," hmph, anytime Sweetness."
That statement made Sweet Pollen blush back in return, and both unknowingly starting a relationship of teasing and flirting that won't stop anytime soon. That's when Victory Gate interrupted their moment by announcing," that's everyone, now it's time to procure 3 necessities for when you're at a new place, something to eat and drink, a place to stay, and plans for the future." That's when many people's stomachs cried in hunger, and everyone decided to go looking for a place to eat.