The Land of Fire, Konoha.
The bright sun shines through the shade of the trees, scattering stars on the ground.
In a nondescript house in Konoha, a fair-skinned person with a characteristic purple shadow on their face stood in front of a mirror, staring at themselves with a monotonous expression.
What's going on?
Have I become a young Snake Pill?
Orochimaru looked at himself in the mirror, opened his mouth, and tried to stick out his tongue, making his signature sticky, disgusting tongue-licking gesture.
Hmm...
It seems Orochimaru wasn't born with the ability to use his tongue as a whip. It's disgusting to think about.
After trying several times, Orochimaru was glad he still couldn't use his tongue as a whip. Looking at himself in the mirror, whose facial features were smooth and whose appearance was as calm and cute as a little girl's, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't sensed the existence of the third leg. The expression on his face gradually changed from relief to horror.
No, it can't be?
Orochimaru lifted his white clothes and took off his pants. The scene that appeared before his eyes made his pupils tremble, his hands tremble, and his shorts fell to the floor.
My Sage of the Six Paths' underwear!
Could it be that Orochimaru has already developed the method of reincarnation?
This, this isn't right!
A moment later, Orochimaru emerged from the bathroom with a dazed expression and saw the white snake skin lying on the table, encased in a glass case. The memories of that body flooded his mind like a tide, accompanied by a slight headache. The chakra in his body became more active at that moment, and his body also underwent some changes.
Every cell in my body is celebrating, as if welcoming some kind of change.
These memories are Orochimaru's...
I am Orochimaru, or... why did I become Orochimaru?
Possess the body?
Or the souls of Orochimaru and I...
Orochimaru had many questions in his mind, questions that had no answers.
"The white snake's molt..."
Orochimaru picked up the glass case and looked at the white snake skin inside. He didn't want to admit that he had inexplicably arrived in a ninja world rife with mental illness and become one of the best scientists in the Naruto world.
Orochimaru has no special bloodline or special eyes, but he gained strength entirely through talent and scientific research, and he took "survival" to the extreme.
No one can completely kill him, not even the Hashira, and not even the Tentsuken sword of the opossum Susanoo.
Even Voldemort had to admit defeat before him; his broken Horcrux was nothing compared to the seal.
But this is a sick ninja world. Although technology has developed to a high level, ninja survival is still very backward, even unhealthy.
Most of the most demonic people were born in Konoha or born under the instigation of some evil person in this world.
Whether it's the skunk who teamed up with Uchiha Obito to massacre the entire clan, or Naruto, who was struck by Kotoamatsukami at birth and whom everyone can forgive, from a normal person's perspective, they're both seriously ill.
No, I'd say they're all very ill.
What about Uchiha Obito?
He's a beast among beasts, a demon among demons. Not only did he kill his master and his lover, but he also teamed up with Uchiha Itachi to massacre the entire Uchiha clan.
Uchiha Itachi, that stinky skunk, is even more undead. Uchiha Shisui knows what this stinky brother did, so he lets him eat as much as he wants.
In the Uchiha clan, even in the ninja world, the most normal person, with the most normal values, was driven mad by him.
In the original work, he learned from Orochimaru and never killed innocent people. But after discovering the truth, he killed his comrades. Even a normal person went mad.
Black Zetsu?
He's just a devoted son with a foul mouth. The real idiot is Uchiha Madara, who believes in the stone tablet without a shadow of a doubt and foolishly believes that Black Zetsu was created by him.
The truly naive Uchiha Madara, he actually believed it when Hashirama Senju committed suicide with a kunai.
You want to know about self-healing without the need for seals?
Orochimaru frowned, his headache growing the more he thought about it.
No, we can't stay in this destroyed place, Konoha, for much longer. We need to find a way to escape!
You ninjas all have serious illnesses, so there shouldn't be any problem with me living in a city with ordinary people, right?
With the current development of technology and my abilities, it's not impossible for me to become a rich man, if not a fortune.
Ah, if this is a dream, I wish I could wake up soon.
Orochimaru pinched her cheek hard, the pain tells you to believe.