"Karen vs. The Gym Mirror Conspiracy"
Karen marched into the gym like she owned stock in Protein World, heading straight to the mirror-lined weight area. She stopped, gasped dramatically, and turned to the nearest trainer—a exhausted-looking guy named Chad who just wanted to finish his shift.
Karen (pointing at the mirror): "This mirror is distorted. It's making me look wider than I am!"
Chad (blinking): "Uh… mirrors don't really do that?"
Karen (leaning in): "Then why do my leggings fit at home but betray me here?"
She demanded the gym "recalibrate the mirrors immediately" or she'd cancel her membership ("and take my influencer discount with me!").
Chad, in a moment of genius, grabbed a spray bottle and "adjusted" the mirror with Windex while Karen watched, arms crossed.
Karen (nodding): "Much better. I knew it was the mirror."
Chad (under his breath): "It was never the mirror."
Epilogue: The gym's Google reviews later featured a *1-star rant* titled: "MIRROR GATE – THEY'RE LYING TO YOU."