A/N:
Warning: This chapter contains (a lot of) typos, swearing and madudugong words sa ilong at utak, not suitable for young readers'. Read at your own risk. Lol.
GIOVANNI
I stumbled upon my feet. When I heard the loud slamming of the door. I glared at its direction and there, I saw the fuck faced lunatic bluffer standing in the middle. Wearing her,'I'm so ugly don't look at my face', look.
I noticed her eyes are reddish and puffy. As if, she has just came from crying minutes earlier. Oh, men! I think, I know the reason why. A smirk appeared on my face. I hold the laugh back at my throat and held the towel tightly on my waist. I stared back at her. Her black enigmatic dull eyes, dueled with my deep blue ones. I started pacing forward. Just to inform you. Right at this moment, I am having my dazzling wet look and as of now, I can feel the trickling of the water droplets from my hair, down to my, 'Oh, so hot, gorgeous body'. I started walking towards her direction.
" Realized now, that you can't easily fool a gorgeously handsome man like me, fuck face? "
I asked her, full of mockery. My question was supposed to be answered. But instead, I did not get any response from her. She just continued staring at me. Her dark aura lessened, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't feel scary at all. I can see nothing but, anger, animosity and loneliness in her dark enigmatic eyes.
" Hey, fuck face! Answer me. "
For a second, I saw a glint of amusement in her dark pools. And there, I noticed her scrutinizing my,'oh so hot, gorgeous body'. I clicked my tongue in amusement. I know, I know fellas, that I am irresistible. That is an undeniable fact about me. And at this state that I am currently in, who could resist the tempting view of my eight pack abs and the ripped and well toned muscles of my broad shoulders? No one. Not even this fuck faced lunatic bluffer, in front of me. I took a step forward, making the distance between the two of us smaller.
I towered over her, casting my shadow upon her. I stared at her ugly fucked - up face. I broke the silence between the two of us.
" I know that you're very much enjoying the view. But I suggest that you take a picture of my gorgeous body, it would last longer. And just to inform you, you are not that- "
I was cut from my words, when she spoked with her ugly voice.
" Tell me. How can anyone enjoy staring at that kind of body?"
She stated, in a matter of fact tone. H - how could she say those-
" To tell you honestly, you're a walking stick. Personified. "
She said those lines with conviction and boredom. And her face displays disgust. That even the man with the blurriest of vision, can see her disgusted expression upon her face. How could this fuck face say those words without remorse?
I stared at her face, trying to read it. But I failed, so I fixed my gaze into her eyes. And there, I saw disappointment and sadness.
I chuckled when a thought crossed my mind. I think she's disappointed because, I caught her staring at me? Yeah, that's the thing.
" Well, fuck face. Your eyes shows disappointment. You don't have to deny the- "
She cut me from saying words for the second time around. And spoke in a monotonous manner. That really irritates every single cells of my being.
" At one thing you're right. I'm disappointed to witness your stick like figure. Don't flaunt your disappointing figure. Always remember that. And please, for the sake of my sight. Get dressed. Your stick like figure is a sore in the eyes. "
I scoffed. Fuck! This woman knows how to kill my ego. With her bored to death tone and fucking emotionless face. Makes her statement a lot more convincing. I turned my back at her. Not minding to give her a glance. Fuck! I can still remember the faces of every woman who drools over my face and body.
And here goes this fuck faced lunatic bluffer, who goes claiming my property as her own, who intrudes my personal space and go order me around like I am her property. Saying,
" To tell you honestly, you're a walking stick. Personified. "
" To tell you honestly, you're a walking stick. Personified. "
" To tell you honestly, you're a walking stick. Personified. "
Fuck! Her words echoed thoroughly in my mind. I can't even remember that I was being ordered by anyone else in my whole life! Just her! Just that fuck faced lunatic bluffer. And she'll go saying that I look like a stick!!! She'll go insulting my looks!!! My body!!! Like, what the actual fuck!!!!
My heavy foot steps rained inside my wardrobe. I started looking for a cloth to wear, diverting my attention in it. But as I keep on rummaging my wardrobe, I am distracted by the floor length mirror located at the left corner from here. I sighed deeply, before walking towards its direction.
I stared at my reflection. From my face to my body. And all I can see is perfection. I can see from my reflection that I am handsome, that I am irresistibly hot. And definitely, I am the epitome of handsomeness.
So why does that fuck face lunatic treat me like an ugly peasant on the streets?!
But why do I fe- Urghh!!! Fuck this!!! Why do I even let her stupid words affect me?!!
She's ugly! She's a lunatic! Her body is shapeless! She's always expressionless. Like, can she even pass the standard to be called a human being?! She's the very opposite of me! I am gorgeously handsome! So why am I listening to her?! I should never listen to her, ever again!
I gave myself a devilish smirk in the mirror. Before resuming in dressing myself. As I finished dressing my self, I withdraw from my dressing room. My empty bedroom greeted me. No traces of that fuck faced lunatic bluffer. It's not like I'm expecting that fuck face to be here.
I sighed in relief. I sat on the edge of my bed. I haven't even known the name of that fuck faces' name! She appeared in a blink and then,she left like a bubble. Then, a weird emotion popped out of no where.
My brows furrowed, when I entertained the idea. This emotion was bugging me at the very first moment that I saw her. The way she stand, the way she stare, the way she smirk and especially, the way she instill authority and fear not just by her cold and dead voice. But her very presence. It feels strange to feel unfamiliarity and nostalgic at the same time.
I have encountered lots of pretty faces and gorgeous bodies, before. But with her. Damn! That fuck faced lunatic bluffers' beauty is bewitching!
We all know, that she's crazy. From barging inside my house to my room. From waking me up from my deep slumber and claiming my own house as her own property. And worst, pouring a cold water on my head.
I should have called the security by now. And surprisingly I didn't. I don't know if you know this kind of feeling. But, do you know the feeling that you are pissed off, but deep inside you are amused? Call me weird. But honestly speaking that's how I feel. That's how I can explain it.
She's a complete stranger to me, but I can feel familiarity. Every time I hear her voice I feel... Oh, shit! This is bad. Very, very bad, Giovanni! I should stop mys-
" What the actual fuck!!! "
I desperately clutched my left chest and punched it slightly. Trying to make my wild heart relax.
" You look like a fool, talking to yourself. Just keep it up, it suits you by the way. "
She stated, still in her monotonous tone. She spoked calmly, as if she haven't pulled a deadly stunt in front of me. She looks beau- fucking ugly in her new get up. Black fitted long sleeves, black pants and black boots. Her long black hair dances with her every move.
Fear slowly crept inside of me. When realization hit me.
How did she get in? The door is closed. I should have heard it opened. But, I heard nothing. Fuck, she's creeping the hell out of me.
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A/N :
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