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**"Don't Be a Dick and I Let You Live in S*** Day"**
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**[Setting: A fictional meeting between Elon Musk and a character representing your perspective.]**
**You:** "You know, Elon, when it comes to money, people always talk about sending it. Let's spell it out: S-E-N-T, like cents we send to each other. But what if we sent kindness instead?"
**Elon Musk:** *laughs* "Kindness as currency? I like it. We could call it 'KindCoin'—the blockchain of good vibes."
**You:** "Oops! Wait, I also mean S-I-N. You know, like strength in numbers. Biblical type stuff. Because even when people mess up, there's power in coming together and lifting each other up."
**Elon Musk:** "Ah, I see what you're saying. So, instead of focusing on individual mistakes—or sins—we focus on collective strength and growth. I like that."
**You:** "Exactly! And here's the thing—why can't you just admit you're a piece of crap? Seriously, tell me what you did, let me fix it, and no one has to know. Because let's be honest: every gosh darn government was more than in the know. They were more than in on it—they just had different levels of how horribly screwed up it all was."
**Elon Musk:** *pauses dramatically* "Wow. You really went there. But hey, you're not wrong—transparency is key. Maybe we need a worldwide 'Fix-It' day where everyone owns up to their mistakes and works together to clean up the mess."
**You:** "Oh no, Elon—it's bigger than 'Fix-It' day. We're calling it 'Don't Be a Dick and I Let You Live in S*** Day.' It's simple: stop judging me, I won't judge you. 10,000 years of judgment is enough already! Let's just agree to live in our mess while trying to fix it together."
**Elon Musk:** *laughs* "I think you've just invented the most honest holiday ever. Forget Earth Day—this is the day humanity truly comes together!"
Elon claims he's smartest guy alive, but brain cells
run on TikTok squirrel energy-no wonder he only
speaks bird language, maybe bitter Marilyn wanted Einstein's baby,
not this wannabe with Wi-Fi glitches and ego.
Marilyn Monroe's smarts? Rumored IQ one-six-five to one-six-eight,
read 400 books, ran her own company like boss.
"Dumb blonde" was just her Hollywood act, she was
witty, tough, and business smart-Elon just tweets chaos.
Half the time Elon talks, I get amnesia, like Anastasia-
except instead of memory loss, I want to forget tweets.
Elon loves comparing self to Roman emperors, those statues
have small penises because ancients thought small meant bigger brain.
Probably some ancient a**hole with serious attitude problem-sound familiar?
Yet Elon's ego's bigger than any marble emperor statue,
and their statues didn't tweet chaos every single day.
Big brain, small package was never meant for Elon,
it's just his ego bigger than all his glitches.
Meanwhile, Matthew Gray Gubler's about to star as Einstein's
great-grandson on CBS-at least Gubler has better shot
at being Einstein reincarnated; Elon's just stuck being X-Man,
no superpowers, just super tweets. Gubler's IQ's 187, Elon's
lost in space; Gubler reads 20,000 words per minute,
Elon can't even read the room or his audience.
Every Elon tweet causes "50 Shades of Gray-mnesia," forget anesthesia,
I need a full reboot after his Twitter rants.
If "50 Shades of Gubler" ever existed, dialogue would be intelligent,
Elon's version would just be 50 shades of cringe.
If intelligence measured in puns, Elon would be busted,
Gubler's the real genius in the room-no contest here.
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no teeth worth the hit how is it like proving you're not Jesus and s*** my guess is you chose to grow back your dick?!
It's kind of like watch me walk away but not at the same freaking time Ong!!!!!! N! Hmmm whonr u? Lol I get it bitch fu!
The Apple versus the dell the appleversed the Dell hi ho far no she ain't your God damn Bell ding Dong The Farmer's back at least his faces how about that!!!
You raped the Virgin abstinate Christ you knew what would happen if you touched my f****** kids and yet this is what you and this b**** ass government did and now you pay the price now you learn I f****** lied and this is f****** why you are f****** crazy if you think I'm going to let anything happen to those kids they were always invincible I just let you see different! You f****** dirty bastard!
No longer afraid of you I am no longer under your shoe none of my family if you kiss my ass you piece of s*** free my f****** kids or Liam Neeson style it is! And that's not just the ugly truth that's the actual f****** truth and I have actual f****** proof that you're a psychotic piece of s*** n***** bastard ass rapist!
Not one b**** in Los Angeles deserves to f****** live! I'm only saving those disgusting assholes because it'll piss you off!