Soft kitty, cartel kitty,
Little ball of fur—
Sneaks across the border,
With a bag of... purr.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Counting all that cash,
DEA comes knocking,
Kitty makes a dash.
If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say,
"Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!"
My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall,
Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall—
Bumped kitty… ohhh
Bumped kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat,
Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped—
Trapped kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was running from the DEA,
Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way—
Lost kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped, lost kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was counting all the cash,
Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash—
Rich kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow,
I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!"
Free kitty…
Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero,
But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no!
Sneezy kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash,
Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash—
Sleepy kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard,
Offered a fish, but got caught off guard—
Caught kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan,
Rode a llama, now he's the man—
Llama kitty… ohhh
Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com)
For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/)