Luffy sprinted towards Chopper and quickly woke the reindeer up.
"Wake up, Chopper! Give them those beans!"
Chopper groaned before finally opening his eyes, he heard Luffy's words as he quickly rummaged through his bag and took some senzu beans.
He rushed towards Nami, Usopp and Sanji before giving each of them some senzu beans.
The moment those beans went inside their mouth, their whole body began repairing itself within seconds.
It didn't take long before the three were able to stand back again, with no injuries or exhaustion on their bodies.
Enel watched in interest before darting towards Chopper intending to catch the reindeer's bag.
His eyes caught the figure of Luffy stretching his hands and throwing a fist towards his face, seeing that Enel just sneered in response. He is a god! Physical attacks don't work on him.
The sky split apart as Luffy's fist connected with Enel's face in a thunderclap of impact. The self-proclaimed god's expression barely had time to register shock before his body cratered through three consecutive marble pillars, sending up plumes of dust and debris.
"IMPOSSIBLE!" The priests' voices rose in unison, their faith momentarily shaken. Their god wasn't supposed to be touchable, let alone punchable.
Enel emerged from the rubble, his left cheek already swelling. Blue electricity crackled across his body as his eyes burned with divine fury. "You... DARE?!" His voice echoed across the clouds as he raised both hands skyward. "Million Volt Vari!"
The very air turned white as a searing column of lightning descended toward Luffy - enough power to vaporize an entire ship. The ground exploded in a dazzling display of raw energy, sending shockwaves that rippled through the cloud sea.
When the light faded, Luffy stood completely unharmed, scratching his nose. "Huh. Tickles a little."
Enel's jaw dropped. "What manner of—"
"Gomu Gomu no..." Luffy's leg stretched back impossibly far, his sandal pressing against a distant cloudbank. "WHIP!"
The rubberized kick snapped forward at hypersonic speed, catching Enel across the temple and sending him careening through the side of a floating shrine. The structure collapsed inward with a tremendous boom.
Their battle became a trail of destruction across the sacred grounds.
Enel quickly stood up and backhanded Luffy through the bell tower, its bell toppling with an earth-shaking gong. "Ouch!" Luffy screamed.
Luffy retaliated by clotheslining Enel across five consecutive cloud gardens, uprooting divine topiaries.
The god responded by summoning a storm of lightning spears that Luffy casually bounced off his rubberized chest, sending them ricocheting wildly.
Enel's grey eyes twitched in irritation as Luffy continued laughing, his rubber body completely unfazed by the storm of lightning spears that had shattered stone and scorched the earth around them. The ricocheting bolts struck the ruins of the sacred altar, sending debris flying in all directions. The Straw Hat captain slapped his stomach, grinning wide.
"HHAHAHAHA! What is wrong with that?! It doesn't hurt at all!"
The god's nostrils flared. His fingers twitched, and the air itself seemed to tremble as his frustration mounted.
"You... insignificant worm..." Enel's voice was low, dangerous. "If mere volts won't erase you, then I'll simply turn you to ash!"
Enel raised his arms, and the sky itself darkened. The clouds churned violently, forming a swirling vortex of electricity above him.
"10 Million Volts" A concentrated blast struck Luffy deadcenter, sending him skidding backward, his rubber skin smoking slightly. He blinked, then grinned. "Hey, that one was warm!"
"Damn you!" Enel screamed. The lightning condenses into a spear, piercing straight through Luffy's torso—only for the rubber man to stretch around it, unharmed.
The ground beneath Luffy exploded in a blinding flash, the sheer force sending him tumbling head over heels. He coughed, shaking off the dizziness, but still stood.
"200 Million Volts!!" The air itself ionized as a column of pure lightning engulfed Luffy, the heat scorching the earth beneath him into glass. Yet when the light faded, he was still there, stretching his arms casually.
Enel's mouth fell open. "Impossible..."
Luffy tilted his head. "What's wrong? Running out of tricks?"
For the first time in his life, Enel felt something unfamiliar—frustration. His lightning, the very power that made him invincible, was useless. But a god does not falter. A god adapts.
His golden drums hummed, and in a flash, he vanished—reappearing right in front of Luffy, his fist crackling not with electricity, but with sheer physical force.
"If lightning won't work..." Enel snarled, "then I'll crush you with my own hands!"
The battle shifted. No longer relying on his divine powers, Enel moved with terrifying speed, his body enhanced by his Mantra.
Enel's fist slammed into Luffy's gut, sending him flying through a crumbling pillar. Luffy coughed, rolling to his feet. "Huh. That actually hurt!"
A spinning kick caught Luffy across the jaw, snapping his head to the side. He spat out blood, but his grin only widened.
Enel's palm strike sent Luffy cratering into the ground, the impact shaking the entire altar.
Luffy pushed himself up, wiping his mouth. "So you can fight without your lightning."
Enel smirked. "A god does not need divine power to erase an insect."
Luffy's fists clenched. He took a deep breath before muttering some words he never knew before. "Gear Second."
Steam erupted from his skin as his blood accelerated, his body turning red. In an instant, he was a blur, his fist slamming into Enel's face before the god could react.
"GHK—!" Enel's head snapped back, blood spraying from his lips.
Luffy didn't let up. "Gomu Gomu no..." His leg stretched back impossibly far. "JET BAZOOKA!"
The doublepalm strike sent Enel rocketing through the ruins, demolishing everything in his path. The god flipped midair, skidding to a stop, his golden earrings swinging wildly.
His eyes burned with fury. "You... YOU DARE?!"
Enel's body crackled, not with lightning, but with something else—raw power. His muscles tensed, his speed increasing.
Luffy's grin sharpened. "Finally! A real fight!"
The two clashed again, fists meeting in a shockwave that shattered the remaining structures around them.
Zoro's boots crunched against the shattered marble as he and Nolan finally arrived at the battlefield's edge. The swordsman took in the scene with a single sweeping glance - the scorched earth, the smoldering ruins, and most importantly, a certain battered cook lighting his cigarette while his ruined suit still crackled with residual electricity.
"Well, well," Zoro smirked, resting Wado Ichimonji against his shoulder. "Look who got turned into fried chicken."
Sanji's visible eye twitched violently, his cigarette somehow staying glued to his lips despite the abuse he'd taken. "You shitty moss-headed bastard! Where the hell have you been? Getting lost between here and there?!"
Before Zoro could retort, the air whistled with incoming steel. His body moved before his brain registered the threat - Yubashiri flashing from its sheath in a silver arc to parry the massive sword bearing down on them. The clash sent sparks flying, the impact vibrating up Zoro's arms.
"Oh?" A deep voice rumbled from behind the blade.
Ohm, Enel's iron-clad priest, staggered back a step, his hands trembling from the force of the blocked strike. His eyes widened behind his round glasses. "To stop my Cloud Slash so easily... You're no ordinary swordsman."
Zoro rolled his shoulders, settling into a familiar stance. "Looks like this is my fight, dartboard-legs." He jerked his chin at Sanji. "Scram before you get in the way."
Sanji scoffed but backed off, lighting a fresh cigarette with slightly singed fingers. "Don't come crying when you get chopped into bitz"
From her perch on a nearby crumbled pillar, Yachiru bounced impatiently. "Zo-chaaan! Why aren't you using the new one?" She pointed dramatically at Nozarashi's hilt peeking over his shoulder.
Zoro scratched his cheek, not taking his eyes off Ohm. "This guy's not worth it. He wouldn't last one swing."
Ohm's face darkened. "Such arrogance! The divine will punish your—"
"Not arrogance," Zoro interrupted, finally drawing his second blade. "Just fact." The way he said it carried no boastfulness - simply the calm certainty of a master assessing his opponent.
Nolan, observing from a nearby cloud fragment, yawned loudly. "Hurry up... boring..."
As Ohm lunged forward with a roar, his massive sword trailing clouds, Zoro met him head-on. Their blades collided in a shower of sparks, the shockwave kicking up dust around them.
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