"Waaahhh!"
Merciful heavens, Han Feng never expected to transmigrate.
Compared to most parallel worlds, what's wrong with the 21st century—air conditioning, computers, smartphones, and a peaceful, stable life?Yet who could have imagined that just while eating spicy hot pot at home, he'd suddenly transmigrate!?
Good grief. He merely glanced down at his phone when a bright, glaring object fell and knocked him out cold. When he opened his eyes again, he had become a newborn baby—crying loudly, unable even to stand.
"Let me see the child…"
At that moment, a gentle female voice sounded. Judging by the tone, the speaker must be something like a goddess. But for Han Feng, other than the voice, he couldn't understand a single word just a bunch of gibberish. His heart instantly sank halfway.It wasn't Chinese, not even any language from Earth. This confirmed he had indeed come to another world. All the history he barely remembered from his past life was now useless…
Of course, if this strange language was just some rare dialect, that would be another matter.
"Wife, it's a boy! He looks just like you! So cute!"
Then came a male voice, filled with worry and joy.
Han Feng could easily guess that these two voices belonged to his parents in this new life."Ah! Looks like I'm not the protagonist this time!"
He forced his eyes open. As he expected, the man before him wasn't handsome, but had thick eyebrows and kind eyes.
A sudden feeling of warmth and closeness arose in Han Feng's heart.
"Really? Let me see him!"
Before Han Feng could look closely at his father, the gentle female voice returned, weak but happy. At her words, Han Feng's father obediently handed him over.
The woman carefully took Han Feng, her pale face glowing with tender affection. She smiled happily, pressed her face close, and snuggled him.
Han Feng was somewhat amazed. Though he had guessed, seeing his mother now stunned him. If she were in his old world, she'd be a top-tier star—definitely a leading actress!
"Madam! You just gave birth and your body is weak. Let me treat you first."
"Yes! Dear, Aunt Lin is right. Let Aunt Lin treat you first!"
Perhaps the sudden movement strained the wound. His mother frowned, which immediately worried the midwife and his father, who quickly offered reassurances.
His mother looked displeased and shot his father a glare that made him shudder.
Reluctantly, she kissed Han Feng and whispered softly, "Little treasure, Mommy will stay with you soon."
Then, teasing, she handed him back to his father and smiled at the midwife."Thank you, Aunt Lin."
The midwife chuckled, "No trouble at all!"
Han Feng watched all this with little understanding. After feeling his mother's warm embrace, returning to his father's firm hands was a bit disappointing. His dad's big chest felt like two bricks—no idea how he built those muscles!
Sensing Han Feng's disdain, his father gave him a sharp look and joked, "You little brat! Just born and already fickle? When you grow up, how many girls will you cause trouble for?"
Han Feng stopped crying. He didn't understand a word his dad said—probably nothing good—so he just turned to look at his mom again.
But what he saw shocked him! Behind the midwife appeared a small white flower, guarded on each side by two large glowing rings—one white, one yellow. As the midwife chattered on, the yellow ring suddenly lit up with a "ding," and a misty glow enveloped his mother. Before his eyes, her complexion visibly improved.
"That's a soul ring!? From Douluo Continent! I was just watching the anime a few days ago!"
Han Feng sighed—wasn't this all over now? With Tang San and all, what business did he have here?
If it were some other world, like Doupo (Battle Through the Heavens), sneaking some chance and getting an inner fire wouldn't be impossible as long as one's aptitude wasn't too bad.
But Douluo?Look closely at Tang San's rise—what opportunities did he have?Innate skills, fairy herbs, the Heaven Hammer, Blue Silver Emperor, God-Killer Domain, and Sea God inheritance…
The Heaven Hammer and Blue Silver Emperor are born with, so no stealing those. Fairy herbs are even more unattainable—forget about entering the Ice-Fire Eyes, could he even beat Du Gu Bo?
He didn't know medicine, couldn't cure Du Gu Bo's illness!The God-Killer Domain and Sea God inheritance were way beyond him. He was still a little sprout!
"Maybe Xuan Tian Gong (Profound Heaven Skill) might be possible? If I become a Dou'er or Dou San, joining Tang Sect might let me train it?"
"Ha! Dream on! I haven't even awakened my Martial Soul yet, don't even have soul power. Why bother thinking about that?"
With these thoughts, Han Feng calmed down. Douluo or not, he was here now—no going back. He'd wait until his Martial Soul awakened at six.
Babies have limited energy, so after thinking so much, Han Feng grew tired and slowly closed his eyes, ready to sleep.
Ding!"Infinite Upgrade System bound. Host, do you wish to install?"
Before Han Feng could fall asleep, a heavenly voice startled him awake—sleep was gone!
What's a transmigration without a cheat system?
Han Feng didn't hesitate; who knows what would happen if he didn't answer? He shouted in his mind: "Install!"
"Infinite Upgrade System installing… 1%... 2%..."
Joy exploded inside him. "Infinite Upgrade" — just from the name, who needs lucky chances, fairy herbs, or gods? Just hearing those words, he already pictured himself at six years old, punching Bibi Dong and kicking Qian Daoliu!
"90%... 91%... 92%..."
"Hmm? You're not the host?"
When the progress bar was more than halfway done, a hesitant but cautious voice suddenly sounded in Han Feng's mind. The beautiful future symbolized by the loading bar stopped dead in its tracks no movement!
"What the!?"
Han Feng was stunned. Could it really go like this?
Next, a little girl appeared before him, staring seriously with a mixture of panic, shock, and embarrassment. Finally, she said solemnly:"You are not my host! Infinite Upgrade System installation failed! Goodbye forever!"
Then, without a word, the girl forcibly rolled back the nearly completed progress bar, packed it up, and turned to leave without looking back.
Han Feng was speechless. If he weren't a baby, he'd have yelled at her he was literally hopping mad inside!
This was something else Han Feng had seen plenty of transmigration stories with cheat systems, but he'd never heard of a failed system installation!
Well, what can I say? I'm just an author writing for fun.