I'm a student in the Kingdom of Lenio Segura.
It is merely a status held by the common people.
That's why I'm in a position to pledge my loyalty to the Queen.
I can't go against her, and I don't want to.
In addition to the relationship between lord and vassal, it is also a relationship between a man and a woman who share a romantic relationship.
So even if I make a mistake, I will not do anything that would endanger the Queen. If the Queen decides to form an alliance with this guy and leave Niosebuku in charge, then I will follow that plan.
"But now that I have no way of confirming her intentions, I have no choice but to carry out what I think is best for the Queen. I have the brains to think for myself."
People who wait for instructions are useless.
It's common sense in society.
"The best I can do to help the Queen is to kill all the Niosebuku soldiers, who are no better than wild beasts, and wipe out the royal family, then present this country to her. I'm sure that the capable Queen will be able to rule it well."
"Isn't that also a case of passing the buck?"
So I think we can solve the Niosebuku issue smarter and more honestly than if I left it to you.
This is a man who can think for himself and act on his own!
"That's ridiculous! That's just too absurd! Even Gangastora wasn't this absurd!?"
"You could say that he doesn't fit into the framework of an ordinary person... But do you understand, Synthenoisa-san? Sao-sama is the kind of person who should be called your nemesis, so to speak."
"Natural enemy?"
Tamagushi said triumphantly.
"You are certainly a wise person, Onee-sama. You gather information, accurately see through the situation, and devise strategies by reading two or three steps ahead. Your intelligence, which allows you to see through your opponents' thoughts and manipulate them in your hands, is truly worthy of being called a tactician. ...However, there is someone against whom this does not work at all."
"it is...?"
"You're an idiot."
Wait a minute, wait a minute?
Is that about me?
"A wise man cannot read the thoughts and actions of a fool, because a fool does not act according to reason. Thoughts and actions can only be predicted if they follow certain rules. Fools who do not follow these rules are the natural enemies of wise men like you..."
"Hey, are you talking about me, that idiot?"
This isn't about me, right?
"Of course, even if they're the same idiots, if they're only following simple instincts it's easy to corner them. They're no different from beasts, after all. However, there are also idiots who, while they may appear lawless at first glance, operate according to rules so enormous that they can't be contained within the framework of an ordinary person. Such enormity can't be grasped with cramped wit, and in the end you'll misread it."
"You're not talking about me being stupid, are you?"
"Such a great fool is also called a conqueror. ...Sister Synthenoiser, you have finally come across someone who cannot understand your boasted wisdom at all. And that person is none other than Sao-sama!!"
"Am I stupid? Eh?"
It's no good, I can't understand what he's saying.
Instead, let's get to work on finding a perfect solution to the current situation.
"The point is, we just need to make sure the Queen is right?"
"yes?"
The two women were stunned to be told this again.
"What are you talking about, Sao-sama? Haven't I repeatedly confirmed to you that if you could do that, there would be no trouble?"
"That may not be the case."
That may not be the case.
I feel like my fishing rod skills have made some incredible advances since coming to Niosebuku.
Just like how "Sex Charge" and "Sex Boost" evolved to their ultimate form in the prisoner of war camps, becoming "Sex Climax Evolution."
Is it because I've returned to the hometown where half the blood flows through my veins?
Is it because I've been given spirit crests one after another since coming here?
Or is it because he has had relations with a huge number of women who have been oppressed by Niosebuku... numbering in the four digits?
I don't know why, but anyway, some kind of trigger was given to my ability to start the Big Bang, and it will bring about a new miracle!
"[Rodmaster] Skill "MF Telepathy"!!"
In response to the scream, my lower abdomen tightens.
His penis becomes erect and extends high into a rod, like an antenna.
and...!
"...It feels so good♥♥ What is that feeling just now?! My lower abdomen is twitching, as if someone has put a penis inside me?!"
Hello Queen, are you able to contact us now?
"What is this voice? Is it directly in my head?"
It has been a while.
I know there are rumors going around, but I just want to confirm, have you formed an alliance with the fourth princess of Synthenoise from Niosebuku?
"Huh? Why should we team up with such a scoundrel? The core of Niosebuku is full of scum, so it would be great if they all ate each other and were wiped out. It would only be troublesome if they survived by backing someone up."
Yessss.
I was able to confirm it. It was just the fourth princess's bluff after all.
"But that's enough, Sao? How long are you going to keep on manipulating behind the scenes? My belly is getting bigger, and it wouldn't be strange if the baby was born at any time. Why don't you wait until then to see the face of the baby…"
That's right. Niosebuku is on the verge of extinction, so once it does, I'll return to Japan.
Okay then.
『Eh? Destruction? That's already within the realm of underhanded tactics…!?』
Gacha, two two.
"So you lied about forming an alliance after all!!"
The new skill I have discovered, MF Telepathy, allows me to communicate with women far away using sexual radio waves emitted from my penis!
The communication partner is limited to women with whom he has had a physical relationship, but if he has reached the uterus of a woman at least once, the glans will memorize the frequency of the uterus (?) and be able to deliver radio waves directly to the lower abdomen!
...What am I talking about?
Thanks to this new skill, I was able to instantly expose lies hidden across thousands of miles.
Controlling information means controlling communication!!
"That's impressive, Sao-sama. How utterly you managed to thwart the underhanded tactics of the Synthenoiser sister..."
"How underhanded...!?"
That's how you say it.
"Your sister must have just been lying to try and get a feel for her, but it was a lie that quickly cornered her. Small tricks don't work on great people. This was a rare opportunity to see that for myself."
"Damn it...!?"
In fact, she's probably in a pinch.
The thousands of Niosebuku soldiers they had brought with them were burned to ashes, and their bluff that they had Queen Laevateinn's backing was also shattered.
With nothing to protect himself, he is being targeted by two executioners, Tamagushi and I.
But I'm a perverted guy who always thinks with my lower body.
Women don't want to kill if at all possible.
I will kill any dirty, flashy old men I find, regardless of the circumstances.
"... Hehe, I see. This is a failure on my part... or should I say a failure of strategy itself?"
However, the Fourth Princess was smiling with confidence even in the midst of all this... was that just a bluff?
"I knew it... After all, wisdom alone cannot control everything in the world. History has already proven that many times. All those who are praised as wise in the records are those who have stayed close to a king."
"Zhuge Kongming"
"who?"
I guess historical knowledge doesn't work in a fantasy world after all.
I thought maybe there was a chance it would work since that person was also reincarnated as a party animal in another world.
"Perhaps I too have been looking for someone just like that. A master who can utilize my wits to the fullest. And now, at last, someone worthy of that has appeared before my eyes...!"
It seems like the fourth princess is looking towards me.
I turned around.
There was no one there.
"My father and Gangasurah were not qualified to do that. That's because they only believed in 'violence'. 'Violence' is just one type of strength. A true strong person is one who has all the various types of strengths - 'intelligence', 'numbers', 'financial power' and 'authority'. Sao-san, I think you can become that kind of true strong person."
Tyroli.
Her snake-like tongue pokes out of her mouth for a moment.
"How about you? Don't you want me? If you team up with me, you'll gain the ultimate 『Intelligence』. You'll also add a new type of card to your hand in your battle to perfect your path to dominance."
"Tch, come here...?!"
Tamagushi clicked his tongue.
"Don't be fooled, Sao-sama! This is also one of my sister's tricks! She's trying to confuse us with her smooth talk and get us through this crisis!!"
"That's not the case. I simply judged him to be a worthy master who could be supported by my wits. Now that you have a secure position as my confidant, are you scared of being threatened by me, Tamagushi-chan?"
"What?!"
Tamagushi is caught up in the pace.
It is certainly true that they have now declared that they want to join forces.
It seemed to be nothing more than a self-preservation gesture made by someone who was cornered. The courage of the Fourth Princess, Synthenoiser, made it seem so bold and cautious that it didn't seem that way.
Even Gangasurah must have been at a loss as to how to counter this courage and intelligence.
And as for what I do now...
"No, it's fine."
"Huh?"
"I don't care about being a hegemonic ruler or anything like that. I don't want to conquer the world or anything like that."
I always want peace.
It's a peace that allows you to have fun and have sex with the women you love, so you only have to fight with all your might when that peace is threatened.
"Niosebuku was interfering with my peace, so I destroyed him. That is the only meaning of this battle. Once it's over, I will return to my country and concentrate on my studies. I'm still a student after all."
"What are you talking about?! You are trying to get your hands on the military power of the world's strongest and greatest Niosebuku! If you add my wisdom to that military power, it will be easy to rule the entire world! The whole world will be as you wish!!"
"What's interesting about that?"
I would rather have a world where everyone around the world can live as they wish, than a world where everything goes the way I want it to.
It feels better when women want to have sex with me than when I'm telling them to.
"In that case... you're going to kill me here no matter what?"
"I won't kill you though?"
"teeth?"
What kind of tyrant would kill someone if they didn't obey?
My biggest taboo is hurting a woman.
So I have no intention of hurting you, gender F. If you go home, that will be the end of it.
"So there was no need for any weird tactics. I had no intention of killing you from the start. If I was going to kill you, I would have burned you to death along with those soldiers."
"You've underestimated me...! I was known as the most untrustworthy woman in Niosebuku... and you're going to let me off the hook just because I'm a woman? I've never felt this humiliation in my life...!!"
Huh?
Did I make you angry somehow?
"At this point, I won't be satisfied unless you buy me at the highest price possible! So, tell me! How can I join forces with you?"
"Why are you getting all worked up?"
I found myself speaking in feminine language without even realizing it.
Join hands? Even if you say join hands...?
"You've got Tamagushi under your command, haven't you? Why is she good and I'm not?! Tell me why."
reason?
There is a reason for that, but...
In fact there's only one.
"Why not? Let me tell you, Sao-sama."
Tamagushi bursts in.
There is a look of superiority on his face.
"There is only one reason why I am Lord Sao's favorite. It's a very simple thing..."
I took off my clothes and became completely naked...
"Because I'm your flesh toilet, ready for you to fuck whenever you want♥♥"