It's been a month since I returned from my first C ranked mission.
It seems my days of being the D rank Daio has come to an end.
The mission was quite fulfilling.
Sike.
I fought fodder, I did enjoy myself though.
I tried my hand at leadership, then again, the aim was to take all the aggro for myself.
Which I successfully did. The client was safely escorted was he not?
Oh, and that little bastard tried to aura farm.
I'm gonna have my revenge.
That's enough reminiscing about my first.
I've gained more experience.
I won't finish in three pumps again.
Shit, sorry, wrong chat.
Over the past month, I've established a steady communication system with my teammates, we see time for missions and we don't see until the next one.
Nice right, we're just work friends.
Do you miss me when I'm not around?
You get it.
Eh, tough crowd.
That's the thing about comedy, sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn't.
In the past month, I have successfully achieved five C Rank missions, which gave me a Gold ranked Random ticket.
Rolled it immediately.
Yolo.
The best decision of my life.
Received an Elite Trait Polymath.
What it does is make me a once in a generation talent, increasing my growth by folds far beyond a normal person.
With my natural aptitude, bloodline, which to me is definitely not reaching its full potential, I have most definitely surpassed geniuses like Kakashi and Itachi, maybe slightly above Minato, on par with Tobirama, man was a beast created most Jutsus in the village, a privilege to be on par with him, and just below Hashirama and Lord Madara, they were monsters, but patience, with time.
Enough glazing myself.
I drew the reward a week ago, with my new prowess and growth in stats, I could now create twenty shadow clones safely for training which I exploited, allowing fifteen clones train and five clones grind D ranked missions, I had to complete 50 D ranked missions to gain a reward, all rewards were welcome, that I did, which I received a Silver random ticket. Which gave out the reward adept hand to hand combat, An upgrade to my existing skill, with polymath it was not hard to get used to it.
With my gallivanting it's not that hard to assume that I would gain attention, it seems I'm on the lucky side, no root agent.
Funny, how fanfics tend to make Danzo a hawk looking for genius by the scruff of their necks.
That may not be the case because of Shikaku's validation, or because after the Uchiha massacre, Danzo was suspended, or simply because of the upcoming exams.
My money's on Shikaku's validation.
What?
I have to feel special too.
Other than the D ranked missions, I've been grinding my hand seals, and running combat Sims with my clone, but that has gotten me nowhere, I think I'm dumb, I seem to share the same brain cells with Naruto when it comes to shadow clones, all my clones were running point, Madara esque, that's the most favourable battle style, you're either too strong or too weak, no need for the nitty gritty of fight, just pummel them to death.
Become strong enough to say 'increasing the number of shadow clones only increases the number of fools' or something along the lines.
Speaking of fools, team seven remains evasive, or rather I gave up searching.
As you would have guessed, I have a plan, hehehe.
For Naruto fans such as myself, you would know that the chunin exams start first of July.
Seven days prior, The Hokage called in the Jonins to announce the chunin exams, where Kakashi volunteered team seven so as the new genins.
On that day Kankuro would meet Konohamaru and the gang, where Gaara would aura farm, and kindred spirits would meet, as well as get ignored.
Lol.
Naruto caught L's.
Well this time around, I am going to swoop in and save the day.
Looking at it rationally, I most definitely have not spoken with Naruto before, most likely prejudice and stigma from him being the demon fox, stopping him any other time would be foolish, although Naruto tends to be foolish, he is an Uzumaki, they can sense genuine emotions.
Then the argument of Mizuki, and again I have intermediate acting.
Didn't think of that when I made the plan, and again it's just laziness, and the need to aura farm.
I have moments planned that hinge on that moment.
It must all go according to plan.
And tomorrow's the day of reckoning, the 24th day of July.
The day I successfully introduce myself to team seven.
The key to the rubbish called Boruto.
Breathe in, breathe out.
No need to think about Boruto, I will change the timeline.
Is that even possible, let's say I only transmigrated in the world of Naruto, does that mean when the fourth great Ninja war ends my life ends, If not, does that mean Momoshiki is set to come find Naruto, does that mean Ishikki is alive in Jigen's body, which means there would be a Kawaki, if I save Jiraiya, would Kashin Kojin exist.
Stop, stop, no more, I can't take anymore.
These problems are for when I get stronger, present Me would get folded.
I'm simply just tougher cannon fodder with potential at the moment.
Without a decisive powerup or the Rinnegan, I would just be like Kakashi, at most a stronger Kakashi.
Like the Chinese say, it reallyis a battle of the eyes.
Is that how they say it, who cares, they say a lot of things.
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"Damm it… That ugly huge forehead…. Is that really a girl? Seriously, Bro"
Hahaha, that was Konohamaru violating Sakura, hehehe.
Yes, as you would have guessed I have tracked them down.
Wasn't that hard, you know, track Konohamaru and you've got to this scuffle.
Now we wait, soon enough Sakura would chase them, hehehe all going according to plan.
"Gyaaa!!!"
So it begins.
"Ouch"
"That hurts…"
"That hurt you little piece of shit!!"
Really, a child managed to hurt you just by bumping into you.
Pitiful excuse.
"Konohamaru"
Ugh, how unreliable was Naruto at this period in time, I feel like interfering now, but patience.
"Don't, we'll get yelled at later"
"I'm sorry, I was messing around"
Hearing Sakura's voice in real life is jarring.
Get on with it.
"Hey, fatass, let go of him"
"Hmm… looks like a leaf genin…"
"Let's play a little before boss comes"
"Bastard"
Ah, the fool rushes in without a plan, dusting my shirt. I prepare to interfere, watch me bitches.
A little chakra thread manipulation and Naruto falls on his ass.
"Oh, Leaf genins…. Are weak…"
"Really? Why don't we test that, black on black"
"Eh"
You could see the shock on their faces, how did he manage to get near me, I guess that's what he's thinking right now.
Yeah I'm just an inch away from him, Ninjaaa.
With a little hit to his tenketsu, his outstretched hand goes limp, dropping Konohamaru.
"You shouldn't bully children of the leaf ya know"
I say to Kankuro as I catch Konohamaru, placing him down I ruffle his hair.
"Hello beautiful, you should hold your dog, I wouldn't want to rough house our guests"
I'm smooth.
Don't lie, you feel me too.
"Bastard, that's a cheap trick"
"Says the one who used chakra threads on my friend here"
"Eh, Bro, you know someone as cool as him"
Scratching his cheeks "not really"
Facepalm.
"A ninja is supposed to see underneath the underneath, Naruto."
"Eh, you sound like Kakashi Sensei"
"How do you know Naruto"
I don't really feel inclined to answer Sakura but...
"We were classmates, just as we were, forehead"
"What?"
"Hahaha, see Bro she's definitely got a big head"
Lol.
"Are you ignoring me"
Temari interrupts.
"Hey, you even going to use Karasu?"
Does he always turn to his trump puppet, like a certain someone.
Spamming one Jutsu all his life.
Lol.
"Kankuro, stop, you're an embarrassment to our village"
"Ouch, your boss just ousted you, hey, No eyebrows, come take your trash from the leaf"
That was ass, don't blame me, the pressure, my social anxiety's acting up.
I hate my life.
"Ga….. Gaara"
"Does he scare you that much, he would scare me with those eyebrows, I feel your pain"
I place my hands on Kankuro.
"Why don't you come down, both of you"
With a flicker both Gaara and Sasuke come down.
"Listen Gaara, they started it"
"Shut up, I'll kill you…."
Edgy much.
"Ok, I'm sorry"
"I'm also sorry, really sorry"
Okay that does it. Can't have Temari apologizing.
"Oi, scarface can apologize, I don't see any reason for the beauty to apologize"
"Sorry to you guys, it looks like we got here too early but, we didn't come here to play"
Facing me now he says.
"For someone strong, you talk a lot"
Ah, that was a violation.
I zoned out for the rest of the convo, but zoned in to hear Sasuke asking for his name.
"Gaara of the desert"
"It's Sasuke Uchiha"
What a tough stare down.
"What about me? Huh?"
Someone had to ruin it.
"Not interested"
What a burn.
"You?"
"Oh, me, heh, it's Kenshin Yogen the D rank Daio, and my man here is Naruto Uzumaki"
Had to save my man.
I remember the time I thought he was Naruto Shippuden.
Hahaha.
The little bastard walked away.
"Hehe, yo, long time"
"Hello?"
Bah, someone better answer me.
Eh, he's walking away, is he aura farming again.
Hmmph.
"See you guys later"
At least I received what I came here for.
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[Feat Achieved!] Leaf's Littlest Flame (Meeting Konohamaru)
"You encountered Konohamaru Sarutobi, grandson of the Third Hokage and heir to a legacy. He may be small, but the will of fire burns within him."
→ +1 Bronze Trait Ticket
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Feat Achieved! Meeting Naruto Uzumaki
+1 Gold Trait ticket
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Feat Achieved! Meeting The Avenger
+1 Silver Ability ticket
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Feat Achieved! Meeting with Forehead
+1 Bronze Random ticket
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Feat Achieved! Gaara of The Desert.
+1 Silver Random Ticket
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Feat Achieved! Meeting The Sand Siblings
+1 Gold Random Ticket
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Roll.
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Rolling Bronze Trait Ticket...…
Uncommon Trait Cardboard World
You have perfect and complete control over your own strength and the power you exert, even with power to destroy the world you can still punch with low enough strength to not hurt a foam brick.
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Rolling Bronze Random Ticket....
Common Trait Chronolog
You have a perfect internal clock, you can tell the last time you did something. You can recall things by the milliseconds, and you can time things like a stopwatch too.
...…
Rolling Silver Random Ticket...
Elite Ability Universal Pull
Allows you to exert an incredibly attractive force under your control that can pull targets from far away or assign it to a target to have them crushed by objects around them entombing them but has a 5-second cooldown.
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Rolling Silver Ability Ticket...
Rare Ability Immunity System
You are immune to poison, disease and negative biological effects.
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Rolling Gold Trait Ticket...
Epic Trait Peak Specimen
You are the genetic pinnacle of your race, free of impurities or defects, with optimized physical, mental, and chakra attributes. Your body and mind operate at peak efficiency, accelerating growth and granting resilience.
Effects: Boosts all attributes (Strength, Agility, Endurance, Perception, Intelligence, Chakra Capacity/Control) by one rank (e.g., B to A, A to S).
Grants immunity to genetic defects, diseases, and environmental stressors (e.g., 20–30% poison resistance).
Increases attribute/skill growth rate by 20–30%, reducing training time.
Enhances recovery (minor wounds heal in hours) and longevity (Uzumaki-like lifespan).
Synergizes with [Otsutsuki Lineage] [Lil Hercules] [Mysticism/Reservoir] [Precise]
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Rolling Gold Random Ticket...
Epic Skill Observation Haki
Allows you to expand an imaginary sensory field that allows you to sense movements and objects inside. At higher levels of mastery, you can accurately distinguish between targets, energy and even emotions."
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[STATUS WINDOW]
Name: Kenshin Yogen
Age: 12
Race: Human (Otsutsuki Bloodline)
Rank: Kage-level
Attributes
Chakra Capacity: A Rank (Reinforced, Elite Jōnin) (Boosted by [Mysticism], [Reservoir], [Peak Specimen], [Immunity System], [Polymath])
Chakra Control: A+ Rank (Reinforced, Kage threshold) (Enhanced by [Precise], [Mysticism], [Peak Specimen], [Cardboard World], [Polymath])
Strength: S+ Rank (Beyond Kage) (Amplified by [Lil Hercules], [Chakra Flow: Blade Enhancement], [Peak Specimen], [Cardboard World], [Adept Hand-to-Hand Combat], [Polymath])
Agility: S+ Rank (Beyond Kage) (Accelerated by [Silent Steps], [Cursed Tension], [Soru], [Enhanced Agility], [Precise], [Peak Specimen], [Observation Haki], [Adept Hand-to-Hand Combat], [Polymath])
Endurance: S Rank (Kage) (Boosted by [Mysticism], [Reservoir], [Enhanced Stamina], [Peak Specimen], [Immunity System], [Polymath])
Perception: S+ Rank (Reinforced, Sage-like) (Enhanced by [Eagle Eyes], [Sharp Hearing], [Bloodhound], [Chakra Sensitivity], [Battle Instinct], [Chronolog], [Universal Pull], [Observation Haki], [Peak Specimen], [Polymath])
Intelligence: S+ Rank (Beyond Kage) (Reinforced by [Scholar], [System Holder], [Intermediate Tactics], [Chronolog], [Observation Haki], [Peak Specimen], [Polymath])
Traits
Otsutsuki Lineage Resonance (Mythic)
System Holder (Transcendent)
Flexible (Common)
Silent Steps (Uncommon)
Eagle Eyes (Uncommon)
Bloodhound (Uncommon)
Sharp Hearing (Uncommon)
Scholar (Uncommon)
Mysticism (Rare)
Reservoir (Uncommon)
Cursed Tension (Uncommon)
Enhanced Agility (Uncommon)
Enhanced Stamina (Uncommon)
Lil Hercules (Epic)
Precise (Rare)
Battle Instinct (Rare)
Chronolog (Common): Millisecond-perfect internal clock, enhancing recall and timing.
Peak Specimen (Epic): Optimizes all attributes, grants immunity to defects/diseases, boosts growth by 20–30%, enhances recovery/longevity.
Cardboard World (Uncommon): Perfect strength control, scaling from world-breaking to minimal.
Polymath (Elite): Genius-level talent, reducing training time by ~75%.
Skills
Master Drawing (Elite → Grandmaster, via [Polymath], [Peak Specimen], [Chronolog])
Blade Weapon Mastery (Intermediate → Grandmaster, via [Peak Specimen],
[Observation Haki], [Cardboard World], [Polymath], [Adept Hand-to-Hand Combat])
Hand-to-Hand Combat (Intermediate → Adept, via reward, → Grandmaster via [Polymath], [Peak Specimen], [Observation Haki], [Cardboard World])
Medicine (Intermediate → Expert, via [Peak Specimen], [Immunity System], [Polymath])
Tactics (Intermediate → Expert, via [Chronolog], [Universal Pull], [Observation Haki], [Peak Specimen], [Polymath])
Leadership (Intermediate → Expert, via [Observation Haki], [Peak Specimen], [Polymath])
Acting (Intermediate → Adept, via [Cardboard World], [Polymath])
Stealth (Intermediate → Adept, via [Polymath])
Observation Haki (Epic): 100–150m sensory field, with mastery enabling chakra/emotion sensing and foresight.
Abilities
Shadow Clone Jutsu (Rare, 30–40 combat clones, 50–60 training clones)
Soru (Rare, 5–6 uses/minute)
Chakra Flow: Blade Enhancement (Uncommon, enhanced precision)
Universal Pull (Elite): Attractive force (~50–100m), 5-second cooldown.
Immunity System (Rare): Immunity to poisons, diseases, negative biological effects.
Items
Sealed Arsenal Scroll (Common)
A scroll/duffel containing chakra-tempered replicas of all traditional weapons (swords, spears, etc.). One weapon at a time, reseals to pristine condition.
Perfect Decoy (Common)
A one-time-use fleshy clone replica with no DNA, ideal for bait or deception. Destroyed upon fatal damage.
Pitcher of Eternal Water (Common)
A pitcher that pours endless water when tipped.
...…
Quite funny how life works, a week ago, I was told I talk too much for someone strong, now I would wipe the floor with him.
Hmm, should I yap more now that I am a lot stronger than before.
Questions.
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At this point in time, I can proudly say I am the most handsome man in the whole ninja world more than Kakashi.
With my stats, my little muscular frame has become more than little. With cardboard world, my trump card, I'm able to exert however much strength I please.
Sorry, sorry back to glazing my appearance. I look divine.
Sorry, I don't really like talking about appearance as much as talking about my S+ intelligence.
I Kenshin Yogen proclaim myself the smartest man in the whole Shinobi world.
There's nothing that escapes my mind except I let it.
Plot armour for the normies.
The second smartest would have to be Tobirama, as much as I hate him I do rate him.
All plans of me grinding has gone down the drain.
Now I have to start over like an overpowered hero going on a harem conquest on his way to kill the demon Lord.
Now, I just wing it.
...…
I walk into the exam hall feeling chaotic.
Oh it's for a good reason.
I see Kabuto showing off his planned failures and his spy talent.
Hehe.
Leaning on the wall I say.
"How about me, got a card for me"