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Chapter 13 - “The Diary Heist: A Sparkly Scandal”

Scene: Liam's apartment – early evening.

Luelle is scribbling furiously in her glittery pink diary, tongue sticking out in concentration. Xavier is balancing a spoon on his nose. Liam is flipping through medical journals with the patience of a saint—or a man seconds from calling for a therapist.

Luelle: (reading aloud)

"'May 8th. Liam said 'let me check your vitals' during lunch and I saw God. P.S. Xavier tried to drink expired almond milk. Again.'"

Xavier: (proudly)

"I lived."

Liam: (without looking up)

"Unfortunately, so did my gag reflex."

Suddenly, the front door flies open. In strides Vicky247Lovely, glam as always, holding a phone and wearing sunglasses indoors like a woman with secrets and backup plotlines.

Vicky:

"Darling Luelle. I heard whispers on the internet... whispers about the diary. The sacred chaos. The Liam Fan Manifesto."

Luelle: (hugging the diary)

"You'll pry it from my cold, over-caffeinated hands."

Vicky: (grinning)

"Perfect. I brought caffeine."

She tosses a caramel macchiato as a decoy. Luelle instinctively catches it—and in that exact moment, Vicky SNATCHES THE DIARY and bolts out the door like a published hurricane.

Luelle:(screaming)

"THAT HAS MY SONG LYRICS, FANFIC, AND A POEM CALLED 'Liam in Low Lighting'!"

Xavier: (already halfway to the door)

"This is better than Netflix!"

Liam: (grabbing his keys, deeply unimpressed)

"This is a HIPAA violation waiting to happen."

The apartment door slams behind them—just as Kaelani walks in from the hallway, holding takeout bags and looking adorable but dangerously calm. She pauses. Takes in the chaos. Looks at the empty room.

Kaelani: (deadpan)

"...What happened?"

Scene cuts to the street.

Vicky is running full speed, cackling as she flips open the diary.

Vicky:

"'Page 17: A recurring dream where Liam drops a scalpel and catches it with his teeth.' OH, THIS IS GETTING PUBLISHED."

Luelle: (panting behind her)

"I WILL SUE YOU IN THREE FANDOMS."

Xavier: (to Liam)

"You're like a Pinterest board with abs. You can't blame her."

Liam:

"I can and I will."

Suddenly, Kaelani casually appears from the alley, holding a smoothie in one hand and stepping in front of Vicky like a runway model who moonlights as a linebacker.

Kaelani:

"Hey, Vicky. Want to hand that over, or should I remind you how many of my fans are also in cybersecurity?"

Vicky: (freezes)

"Oh... hi, Kaelani .Didn't know you were here. I loved you in that film where you punched the guy with a baguette."

Kaelani :(smiling sweetly)

"That was improvised."

Vicky: (slowly offering the diary)

"Take it. I value my digital footprint."

Luelle: (snatching it back)

"AND STAY OUT OF MY FANTASIES, YOU LITERARY PIRATE!"

Xavier: (grinning)

"This is officially the best day of my life."

Liam: (rubbing his temples)

"Next time, we're all hanging out at Luelle's place."

Luelle: (linking her arm through his)

"With this crew? We'd probably burn it down. Accidentally. With a scented candle and Kaelani's playlist."

'Let's go guys'.

Vicky(watches as they all left)

'Darn it! I'll get them next time and I will get my hand on that diary '.

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