Chapter 132. Fraudkuna: If I ever dared spout bullshit again, then I was Gojo Satoru's dog.
"This is a war of the gods already..."
"Yeah, shaking the entire planet, covering the whole land... unleashing techniques of this scale like it's nothing."
"An entity this powerful is still called 'humanity'... it's really too much of a stretch."
"Exactly, that's what makes him the Eternal King (hands on hips, chest puffed out)!"
"Eternal King is dope af! (shouting loudly!!!)"
"Haizz, this makes no sense, just earlier he was still a mortal, if it were me..."
"Don't even dream, he's the Eternal King, and you're Eternal Noob, not even close."
"Hahaha, I'm dying, Eternal Noob..."
As they marveled, everyone gradually got used to it.
But honestly, it was still way too unreasonable.
Kaguya was indeed very powerful. It was the result of three hundred seventy million cycles of reincarnation, plus a mind of unfathomable scheming—culminating in becoming Human Evil.
Too much had been sacrificed.
The Samsara World as well.
She was of the Flügel race, and a mutated version at that, okay?
Born strong, she had even once surpassed her own teacher—War God.
And Raku Sou was also strong.
So strong it was unbelievable!
So strong that countless powerhouses in reality couldn't comprehend it no matter how hard they tried.
All they could imagine at best was "see it, understand it, learn it, become a god."
But this Eternal King was totally on another level—"no need to look, I just think it into existence, become a god? Oh, already done."
No logic whatsoever.
Incomprehensible.
Unlearnable, absolutely unlearnable.
This is what Eternal King means!
Yet no matter how glorious and radiant the battle, it would eventually come to an end. No matter how much people clung to it, the Samsara World had reached its conclusion.
…..
Celestial Curtain.
[Despair Wasteland.]
[Empress Kaguya twitched the corner of her mouth slightly.]
[Lost again.]
[She had lost control of another Samsara World.]
[Raku Sou smiled faintly as a brilliant sword light casually cleaved down the Heavenly Wheel.]
["Stand proud, you're strong, proud that you could push me this far."]
[His body glowed from within, sparkling and translucent, countless silver divine runes spreading from his heart.]
[By now, he was almost identical to the Eternal King of old.]
[To lose to someone who once massacred the gods, brought down enemies from the stars, and was called the King of Kings—was it really surprising?]
[Just like what Raku Sou once told her in Samsara.]
[She truly was arrogant.]
[But after enduring three hundred seventy million reincarnations without collapsing, completing the great process of ascension, how could she not be proud?]
[She would not lose.]
[With me, invincibility is certain.]
[Just as Raku Sou sought to defeat her in the Mental Corridor, she had the same intention.]
[Eternal King, huh.]
[Even she held deep fear of him.]
[Enemy of the stars, who used only a planetary substitute of a body to slaughter through the Age of Gods, whose sword even Outer Star could not withstand—her brother.]
[But with a spirit forged in countless hells, and the Mental Corridor fused with the power she brought back from that world, she had absolute confidence.]
[That infinite illusory world was originally a reflection of the real world, the supreme manifestation of the power she possessed—how could she lose?]
[A thought flickered, and Bodhisattva slightly lifted her chin, looking down at the Holy King below.]
[Then... come.]
[My dearest, most beloved brother.]
...
[A new cycle of reincarnation began.]
[She was one of the ten Great Spirits split from the Primordial Spirit created by the Last Magician.]
[She forcibly resisted the Correction Force trying to force her into a romance plot with her brother, killed her friends, massacred her kin, and drank the blood of the Primordial Spirit.]
[Successfully reconstructed the Kabbalah Tree of Life, crossed the path of the Flaming Sword, completed the great leap of life, and reached pseudo-omniscience and omnipotence.]
[And then…..]
[And then there was nothing after that.]
[A sword, a boy, accompanied by a seductive fox girl with twin tails stood blocking her path.]
[Before this sword—]
[Astral Dress is useless.]
[Angel is useless.]
[Authority is useless.]
[No matter what kind of angel, what kind of power, skill, or omniscience and omnipotence—everything is utterly meaningless.]
[He came and went with just one sword, but that one sword could destroy all.]
[Even the effects of time, even the corrections of fate could be cut through.]
[??!!]
[What the hell is this? How are you supposed to fight it???]
[And that bitch named Tokisaki Kurumi, who want to became her sister-in-law, act, used Zafkiel to adjust the flow of time, and restored the world to a state of peace.]
[Kaguya's face turned pitch black.]
[Redo.]
[But it's like even the art style has changed this time.]
[This time she arrived four hundred years earlier, under the identity of the Witch of Vainglory, Kaguya Pandora, with her agents planted everywhere.]
[Burying alive, toying with countless powerful enemies, her abilities were explosively overpowered.]
[Then this time Raku Sou was named Reinhard Sou Astrea.]
[Yup, nickname: Reinhardt the Invincible.]
[And then… Kaguya lost again.]
[Just where exactly was the problem?]
[Kaguya pondered deeply…]
[Can't beat him, huh?]
[Fine then!]
[I'll stay the hell away, build up power, and crush you later.]
[In this life, she arrived over a thousand years earlier, straight-up an alien, belonging to a divine race that shepherded planets throughout the universe.]
[As a subordinate who killed her master, she gradually seized supreme authority, delving deep into the Ootsutsuki bloodline.]
[She optimized the god tree tied to the Ootsutsuki clan, and finally fulfilled the thousand-year-old wish of the Ootsutsuki—Ootsutsuki no Kami.]
[Ruler of all phenomena, God of all gods—the name of Ootsutsuki Kaguya resounded across the galaxy.]
[Tens of thousands of life-bearing planets bowed before her will, and then…]
[…rumors began spreading through the universe of a race known as the Uchiha.]
[A~ that guy showed up again.]
[With the signature maniacal laughter of his clan, he cheerfully looked at her and said: "When it comes to Ninjutsu, I—Uchiha Soudara—acknowledge you as the strongest!"]
[Then came a barrage of lines like "Do you also want to dance?", "To Start a War… To Bring Peace.", "Weakness disgusts me"… a bunch of nonsense.]
[Kaguya lost again!!!]
[Once again, the vast galaxy.]
[Once again, the blue planet called Earth.]
[She directly became an innate deity, high above on the bright moon, coldly watching the rise and fall of the planet.]
[But there are always those who sit atop others, trampling the very meaning of their existence at will.]
[Always those who believe themselves noble, treating their own kind as trash, turning the world into a stagnant pool.]
[But the world was never fair to begin with.]
[Those below are always powerless. Even if they want blood to spill five steps, most of the time it just ends in mutual destruction.]
[She is a god.]
[Not human.]
[Not much emotion would stir her—she simply found it an eyesore. What beauty could a stagnant pool hold?]
[But she was too lazy to exert effort to bring about so-called justice, just casually tossing in a bit of variable was enough.]
[A finger moved lightly on the rule system.]
[A weirdo… appeared!]
[Extreme negative emotions, extreme obsession would mutate humans into monsters, who would rise with hatred toward humanity and seek revenge.]
[Thus, for survival, humanity began to evolve.]
[Hero appeared!!]
[Countless stories with varying degrees of brilliance began to unfold, making it hard for her to keep up—watching felt like bingeing a drama series.]
[Ah, humans really are interesting. Why is watching them never boring?]
[She got bored and a little tired, so she decided to take a short break.]
[Not much.]
[Just three years.]
[But why, the moment she opened her eyes, was there a bald guy calling himself Soutama in front of her, and why did just looking at this bald bastard make her furious beyond reason?]
[You were supposed to have long, beautiful hair, damn it.]
[Thus, the ruler of all things, the Infinite God—Kaguya—charged forward.]
[The bald guy punch!]
[Kaguya dead!]
[Redo!]
[Kaguya started getting seriously pissed off.]
[Continue!]
[In the ancient world, as the main wife she couldn't reach him, ranking only third among the concubines.]
[Second place went to that seductive fox bitch named Kurumi.]
[???]
[What the actual fuck, just a cheap-ass vixen…]
[Looking at that damn face that had stuck around for dozens of reincarnations like some lingering spirit, Kaguya was so enraged she went mad, directly splitting their consciousness fragments into dozens of pieces.]
[She tossed them into different cycles of reincarnation.]
[She refused to believe it! After weakening them dozens of times, in dozens of worlds under her control—surely she could win against Raku Sou at least once!!!!]
[And so.....]
[She lost dozens of times in a row!!]
...
"Ha ha ha ha, I'm dying."
All of humanity was laughing their asses off.
Watching Kaguya clearly getting triggered inside the Celestial Curtain, everyone was rolling on the floor.
What even is this art style now?
...
"Kaguya-sama, haven't you realized you literally can't win in the simulated reincarnations?"
At the Shinomiya mansion, as quiet as ever.
Even the always-serious and proper maid couldn't hold it anymore.
Hayasaka Ai burst out laughing so hard she couldn't breathe, clutching her chest and squatting down, the laughter showing no sign of stopping.
"That's not me, okay?! That's just the parallel world version! Stop laughing!!"
Kaguya's face turned bright red.
Absolutely mortifying!
How did her parallel version, once so regal and aloof—
—in a blink, become like… this?
"Pfft~~!"
The maid couldn't hold it in anymore.
It was more satisfying than watching ten elephants stomp on watermelons.
"Still laughing, huh!"
Kaguya, furious, grabbed a pillow and started whacking the maid.
"Not laughing, not laughing,"
The maid dodged a few swings, then after a long while patted her chest, restored her grace and composure, and said:"I just find it strange. Even I can see you can't win at all—why else would there be three hundred seventy million reincarnations?"
"Kaguya-sama, surely you can understand her mindset, right?"
As the girl became serious again, Kaguya started thinking too.
Finally, she tentatively said:"Maybe… she stands too high above?"
Even in this world, she was the Shinomiya family heiress.
Standing too high meant she looked down on everything.
It was easy to fall into that "How could I possibly lose?" mindset.
Perhaps she only became like that when facing that person.
Kaguya lifted her head toward the Celestial Curtain, looking a bit dazed...
...
"Hahaha, that bitch really can't count how many times she's lost? Haahh, I can't breathe anymore. I'm laughing myself to death..."
Stretching his senses out from the coffin, in the spiritual world, Ryomen Sukuna was laughing so hard his face twisted.
Suddenly—
He felt a danger so immense that every hair on his body stood up.
As if some supreme being had just glanced his way.
But—
This is reality!
Could that bitch really gaze across worldviews?
Even though he was already a curse, Sukuna still felt an overwhelming, bone-deep dread.
But who was he?
The King of Curses from a thousand years ago!
A true believer in power is absolute!
The same Ryomen Sukuna-sama who made even the strongest jujutsu sorcerers throw in the towel with: "Nah, I give up."
He lived by his own rules, hated being tied down. Was he afraid?
The very next second—
"Thud!"
Sukuna slowly knelt down in the spiritual realm.
Head to the floor!
Seven times!
"Big Shot, please have mercy, don't take offense at a lowly worm like me!"
If he ever dared spout bullshit again, then he was Gojo Satoru's dog.
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Note: After finishing the chapter, I asked myself: "What the fuck did I just translate???"