"You don't like my names." Mei Mei's face fell. All the times that she had said her mother was bad at naming, it seemed she was no different.
"No....no...no." Jingzhe vehemently denied, shaking his hands vigorously. "Those are genius names, Pitch-black is awesome. It sounds like the name of a movie or a super cool actor. And Beans is adorable. As for Yellow and Corn....why don't we consider something else?"
"Count Barkula." Mei Mei suggested. "He is a dog, he barks and he has sharp teeth like a vampire." She clapped her hands. "oooh, Imperial commander Paw." She threw her head back and laughed loudly. "Mingzhe will be so furious. What about Duke Furrybottom."
Jingzhe worse, Duke Furrybottom!!! Were was Mei Mei pulling these names from?
She stood up, "I got it. If a bat can be called Meow Meow then a dog can be Whiskers."
"Count Barkula it is. Please give him some dignity and also Mingzhe loves Hotel Transylvania. She will be very impressed." Jingzhe suggested.
