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[Madara Uchiha: What are you implying, brat? That Indra Ōtsutsuki guy and I aren't related in any way.]
[Indra Ōtsutsuki: Mhmm. An Uchiha? I never imagined my descendants still walked the Earth.]
[Tobirama Senju: Descendants? Then you're…?!]
[Madara Uchiha: That's impossible!!]
[Indra Ōtsutsuki: I am the ancestor of the Uchiha Clan… and the creator of Ninjutsu.]
[Tobirama Senju: So you're the reason the damn Uchiha Clan exists! Naruto, don't even think about reviving this vile being!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: You've got serious issues, Tobirama...]
[Tobirama Senju: I'm being serious! This Indra Ōtsutsuki... he's like Satan! Evil incarnate!]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Evil incarnate? Well... he's got a temper, I won't deny it, but that's a bit much...]
[Naruto Uzumaki: He tried to kill you.]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Brother stuff. I hold no grudge.]
[Hashirama Senju: Madara and I fought to the death many times too. I even killed him once... and look at us now, good friends.]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Hehe...]
[Naruto Uzumaki: You're enjoying this, aren't you, Hagoromo?]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: You have no idea, Asura No. 87.]
[Madara Uchiha: Asura No. 87? What kind of nickname is that?]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: If I told you, Indra No. 86, Asura No. 87 would get mad at me. If I revealed that information, Asura No. 87 would lose his advantage of trading information for power. Even I have plans to come back to life, you know?]
[Madara Uchiha: I have a name, you damn old man! I'm Madara, not "Indra No. 86"!]
[Indra Ōtsutsuki: Stop calling him that, senile old man.]
[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Give your chakra to Asura No. 87, son. Wouldn't it be nice to reunite after all this time?]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Come on, Indra! Let's fight like in the old days! This time I'll crush you with my own hands!]
[Madara Uchiha: Why does that line sound so familiar...? It brings back bad memories...]
[Indra Ōtsutsuki: This time I'll crush you! ASURAAAA!!]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: INDRAAAAA!!]
[Hashirama Senju: They kind of remind me of us, Madara… Am I the only one thinking that?]
[Madara Uchiha: For some reason, the name "Indra Ōtsutsuki" feels too familiar... like I've heard or read it somewhere before.]
[Hashirama Senju: Same here with "Asura Ōtsutsuki"... Could it be that he's the ancestor of the Senju Clan, just like Indra is to the Uchiha?]
[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Actually, I'm the ancestor of both the Senju and the Uzumaki Clans.]
[Hashirama Senju: I knew it!!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Doesn't that mean Hashirama married into his own family? Heh...]
[Hashirama Senju: ...]
[Mito Uzumaki: Naruto, don't say such things! Hashirama and I aren't closely related! If there's any connection, it must go back hundreds of years...]
[Madara Uchiha: Incestuous...]
[Mito Uzumaki: YOU! I've overlooked many of your offenses, Madara! But you're treading on thin ice!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: I can't take it anymore... why don't you just reveal that dark secret you know about Madara?]
[Madara Uchiha: DON'T SAY IT, MITO!! I'LL BEHAVE, I SWEAR!]
[Hashirama Senju: I've never seen Madara this desperate...]
[Mito Uzumaki: Just like you keep secrets, Naruto, I have my own information. You never know when it might come in handy.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: What if we make a deal? You tell me Madara's secret, and I'll answer one question of yours—whatever it is. How about it?]
[Mito Uzumaki: Mmm... sounds interesting.]
[Madara Uchiha: MITO!! Don't you dare accept! I won't forgive you!]
[Mito Uzumaki: I accept the deal. But first, I'll take my time deciding what I want to ask you.]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Perfect. I'll be waiting.]
[Madara Uchiha: MITOOOO!! Get ready, because if you reveal my secret, there won't be a force in this world that can stop me!]
[Mito Uzumaki: Heh... We'll see who wins when the time comes.]
Naruto decided to close the chat group at that moment, with an amused smile on his face.
What did Mito know about Madara that even he didn't?
Naruto had been curious ever since Mito started threatening him with that secret a while ago. He'd waited patiently, trusting she'd eventually spill it... but she never did.
In the end, he had no choice but to make a deal—just to satisfy his curiosity.
If it turned out to be something he already knew, Mito would get nothing from him, of course. But there was something about that secret... something that gave him a strange feeling. He sensed that, this time, it was something he truly didn't know.
As he pondered it, the door to his room opened.
Naruto looked up and smiled, locking eyes with Hinata.
Hinata was wearing pink shorts with two white stripes on the sides, revealing her thighs and long legs. On top, she had on a pajama shirt she'd stolen from him the night before, with a drawing of a ramen bowl in the center.
The shirt, clearly oversized in design but snug on her due to her curvy figure, fit tightly around the chest, giving her a casual yet oddly provocative look.
Naruto couldn't help but gaze at Hinata with a mix of tenderness and fascination.
Noticing his eyes drifting over her body, she smiled shyly without saying a word and slowly approached the bed. She climbed up gently, crawling toward him before curling up against his chest, letting out a soft sigh of relief.
Naruto kissed her forehead and wrapped his arms around her, feeling her completely relax in his embrace.
"I have to go back to the Hyūga Compound before sunset..." she said softly. "My father didn't like that I stayed over at your place... before marriage."
Naruto discreetly swallowed at her words.
Not because he was against the idea of marrying Hinata—far from it—but he felt it was still too soon to bring it up.
"Wasn't Hanabi supposed to cover for you?" he asked with a playful smile, changing the subject.
Hanabi had helped her sister sneak out the night before, distracting the guards long enough for Hinata to slip away unnoticed. In theory, her absence was supposed to go undetected for a few more days.
"Hanabi did what she could, but she couldn't keep up the act as long as we'd planned..." Hinata said, puffing her cheeks. "My father's been keeping a closer eye on me since the Chūnin Exams... ever since I beat Neji."
She lowered her voice.
"And I'm pretty sure it was that idiot uncle Hizashi who tipped him off about my disappearance..."
Naruto sighed, closing his eyes in resignation.
Ever since Hizashi had come back to life, he hadn't missed a single opportunity to make it clear he didn't see Naruto as worthy of Hinata.
Naruto was already thinking of a way to teach him a lesson.
After his training with Might Duy in the Pure World, not even the beating he got from Madara was enough to set him straight.
Suddenly, Hinata looked up at him, blushing.
"Since today's my last day here..."
She began drawing small circles on his bare chest with her finger, timid but bold at the same time.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, surprised by her sudden shift.
"Are you sure...?" he asked softly. "Last time we tried something like this... you turned down the idea."
Hinata looked away, clearly embarrassed.
"I-it's just that... I think that's something only a husband and wife should do..."
Naruto nodded with understanding. He knew how strict the Hyūga Clan customs were, and he respected her choices. He was willing to wait however long she needed.
What mattered was that she felt comfortable when they took that step.
But then... what had changed?
Hinata, still blushing, looked back at him, visibly nervous.
Naruto saw a faint glimmer in her eyes, a spark of excitement.
"We... we can do other things instead."
Naruto stayed silent, surprised by her words, and watched as she, summoning her courage, slowly began sliding downward.
His heart skipped a beat.
Maybe it wasn't the right time for a final step...
But without a doubt, it would be an unforgettable day.