[Duel Academy – 2 PM]
Hello again! It's ya boy, Mash! Just Mash!
Right now, I'm sitting in Duel Academy's biggest duel stadium, up in the spectator seats. To give you an idea on how big this place is: the Obelisk Blue training ground I last dueled Chazz only has one arena for dueling. But this place? It's got six of'em. The entire stadium is in use today for the field test.
But more importantly… today's the day for the exciting duel between Chazz and Ja—
"DARLINGG~!!"
Lovely Labrynth came bouncing toward Mash with a huge grin on her face and an oversized popcorn bucket in her arms.
"I brought popcorn~!"
"Thanks, Lovely!" Mash grabbed the bucket eagerly as she sat down beside me.
Immediately, heads started turning. As several nearby male students couldn't stop staring at her and even some openly glaring at Mash with jealousy.
Mash tossed a piece of popcorn into my mouth. "So... excited to see who we'll be facing?"
"Of course I am~!" Lovely answered with a bright smile. Then her expression turn twisted with a wicked grin. "I can't wait to see the look of despair on their faces when we crush them~"
A matching grin spread across Mash's face. "Heh... me too."
"O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!"
Their shared laughter rang out, drawing even more stares from other students. And beside me, Jaden sat at them with a flat expression.
Mash noticed and quickly stop his laugh as he turned to Jaden. "You really have a knack for showing up out of nowhere."
Jaden smirked "And you've got a knack for giving me second-hand embarrassment."
"Ugh…!" Mash clutched his chest dramatically. "Damn, Jay! Where'd you learn all these comeback lines?!"
"I could say I learned from the best. Ha ha!" Jaden chuckled then reach over to steal a handful of popcorn.
Mash chuckled a bit then noticed something beside Jaden, it's Syrus and he is... Praying? Syrus looked as stiff as a board and he's holding to a card of monster reborn as he closes his eyes and prayed something.
Mash blinked. "What's up with lil' bro?"
"Lean in," Jaden said, grabbing another piece of popcorn. "Just listen."
Mash leaned closer to Jaden.
"Please, oh Slifer… Don't let me duel against Mash or Jaden… Don't let me duel against Mash or Jaden…!"
Mash just stares flatly as he straightened back to his position.
Before he could comment, Lovely nudged his arm. "Look, Darling~ It's starting~!"
Mash turned toward the field as the crowd quieted. Dr. Crowler now stood in the center of the field with a mic.
"Welcome, students! I see you're all quite excited for today's field test! Or… are you just excited to see me? MUAHAHAHA!"
Mash leaned toward Jaden and muttered, "I'd be excited if this were a circus."
"And the guy was riding a unicycle while juggling pins," Jaden whispered back.
On the field, Crowler continued, "Now then! This promotion exam is the most important opportunity for you students, one that will determine your future as duelists and students of this academy! It is essential that you—"
[Bla bla bla bla... Useless and long monologue. No wonder the anime skipped this part and just show Jaden dueling Chazz immediately. God, if only I could just skip-]
30 Minutes later...
"Well, that is all I'm going to say." Dr. Crowler clapped his hands dramatically. "And I hope you all perform at a 'good enough' level!"
With a flourish, he turned and marched off the field.
Up in the stands, Lovely Labrynth leaned over Mash who is sleeping on her lap, she then pokes his cheek. "Darling, darling~ wake up~! The yapping is finally done~."
"Alright, alright..." Mash grumbled, sitting up from where he'd been lying on Lovely's lap just moments ago. He stretched his arms and glanced to the side.
Jaden was still fast asleep, slumped against Syrus… who was also sound asleep, leaning back against him. Mash looked around. The other students in the stands? Most of them were asleep too.
"Sheesh. Did I miss something? Everyone's out cold."
At that moment, footsteps approached. Mash glanced back to see Bastion slipping into a seat behind him.
"Nah," Mash leaned an elbow on the backrest. "You didn't miss anything. Where've you been? Is that 'strategy review session' really lasted that long? Also, popcorn?"
Bastion declines with a small wave. "Heh. The longer the better, right? But it looks like I made it back just in time for the main event."
"Hm?" Mash turned to look at the field just in time to hear a soft chime echo through the stadium speakers.
Ding!
A scratchy announcement came over the PA. "Krrsskk—The field test has now begun. Students called, please proceed to your assigned duel arenas."
Mash nudged Jaden's shoulder. "Jay. Jay. Jaden… Oi, Jaden. SHMADEN!"
Jaden jolted awake, blinking rapidly. "Huh? Uh? Wha? Is my name called?"
Mash shook his head. "No, but you might want to wake up to prepare yourself. Because your opponent's gonna be real dangerous this round."
Jaden looks at Mash with sparkling eyes, "For real, dude!? Well, I'm always GAME for a challenge! But… how do you know—"
Before he could finish, the speakers crackled again."Krrsskk—The duel in Arena Number 1 has been decided… Syrus Truesdale."
Syrus shot upright. "WHAT!? I'm going first!? Oh no..."
"Versus..."
He clasped his hands in prayer. "Please don't let it be Mash. Or Jaden. Please… not Mash or Jaden..."
"Krrsskk— Bob Uchiha."
Syrus gasped then leapt out of his seat with glee. "WOOHOO!! I'm not dueling against Jaden~! I'm not dueling against Mash~!" He sang.
Jaden laughed. "You look like a guy who just dodged a bullet, Sy."
Mash grinned. "Literally."
"Quip your singing and go crush them, Syrus~!" Lovely added
"Alright, Jay, Mash, Miss Labrynth, wish me luck!" Syrus said, giving them a quick wave before dashing off toward the field.
"You got this, Sy!" Jaden called after him.
"Of course he does," Mash added with a smirk. "Jay, let's be honest. everyone in our dorm's an idiot except us.
The speakers chimed again."Krrsskk—In Duel Arena Number 2 has been decided. Joko Kujo. versus… Rio Brandy."
And so it went. For the next hour, students were called one after another most of them ending up dueling their Dormmates or opponents from their own dorms. But, it was quite entertaining seeing them duel even if their strategies is a little old schooled... (Of course it is, dumbass.)
Until....
The speakers crackled to life again."Krrsskk—In Duel Arena Number 5… Jaden Yuki."
Jaden immediately shot up from his seat. "Man, I've been waiting for this!"
"You got this, Jay!" Syrus called out with both fists.
"Good luck," Bastion added with a nod.
"Rip and tear them to shreds, Jay-Jay~!" Lovely chimed with a wicked grin.
"Heh, thanks guys!" Jaden grinned brightly and turned to head down the stairs toward the arena only to feel a hand grab his wrist.
"Hold up, Jaden." Mash's voice was low, but sharp. "Here is, one more bit of generosity from the great Mash."
From his pocket, Mash pulled out a single card and handed it to him.
"Sweet! Another card from Mash!" Jaden beamed as he snatched it. Glancing quickly at the name of the card which is, {A Hero Lives} he didn't even bother reading the effect. He knows all of Mash's card is basically good and slid it straight into his deck.
"Wow! getting a card from you is awesome and all," Jaden said, "but… who am I dueling that's got you thinking I'll need it?"
Just then, the speakers buzzed again."Krrsskk—Versus..."
Mash smirked, rising slowly from his seat. "Of course you'll need it."
He swept his arm dramatically toward the arena, drawing Syrus, Bastion and other students nearby attention.
"You're about to face... the infamous!" Mash declared, "The arrogant! The... unbearable, insufferable, narcissistic—"
Jaden gulped.
"The so-called elite! With his shiny new cards! A deck freshly bloated with the rare cards that he got from a mysterious figure..."
Jaden blinked, now fully intrigued but also slightly confused.
Mash pointed a finger toward the field dramatically. "The one and only... THE CHA—"
The speakers cut in, "Snazz Princegram, Please go to Arena 5."
Mash froze in place, finger still pointing. His expression went blank. A long beat passed. Then an eye twitched.
"...Who. The. FUCK—"
"Calm down, Darling." Lovely tugged gently on Mash's sleeve, pulling him back down into his seat.
"Whoa!" Jaden eyes sparks with excitement as he hopped off from his seat. "So this is the opponent you were hyping up so much! Alright, I better get my game on!"
"W-wait...!" Mash reached out, but Jaden was already too fired up to listen. He dashed down the stairs, heading straight for the field.
Mash slumped back in his seat and a dazed look starts creeping across his face. Something about this didn't feel right.
Syrus and Bastion both glanced at him, eyebrows raised.
"Mash... you okay?" Syrus asked hesitantly.
"It's nothing, Sy," Mash replied, rubbing his forehead. "It's just..."
"A butterfly effect, Darling~?" Lovely leaned close, as she whisper.
Mash blinked. "Butterfly effect!? What did I do to trigger that?"
Lovely just stared at him flatly.
"...Okay. There's a lot of reasons." He sighed. "But then... who's Chazz supposed to duel now- Oh..."
His eyes drifted across the stadium until they landed on the far side of the spectator stands.
There was Chazz. Leaning on the railing, arms crossed with a sharp smirk on his face and beneath it all is a clear, unmistakable, aura of killing intent… aimed directly at Mash.
"Uhm... Lovely."
"Yes, Darling~?" she answered sweetly.
"I think we should get ready for a round two from Mr. Elitist himself."
Lovely's grinned twistedly. "Ohohohoho~ This... is going to be exciting~!"
"What's exciting?" a new voice came in from behind, causing Mash to jump in his seat.
He turned to see Alexis standing there, arms crossed. Lovely, however, looked delighted. "Ah~! Sexy Lexy~!"
"Don't call me that."
"Where've you been, Lexy~?" Lovely asked, leaning forward playfully.
Alexis rubbed her temple. "I was sitting comfortably just a few moments ago over there... until your 'bestie' spotted you."
"Bestie…? Ah~!" Lovely's voice trailed off as two hands suddenly covered her eyes from behind.
"Guess who~?"
"Oh~! I know this one, it's Min Min~!"
Mindy let go of her hands, giggling. "Haha! 100 points for you, La-bu-bu-rinth!"
"Min-Min~!" Lovely grinned. "Oh! And where's Jassy-chan?"
Mindy laughed. "Oh, she's just hiding from you, how about we go and find her!"
"Agreed~! Let's go!" Lovely sang, already bolting off with Mindy at her side.
Mash and Alexis simply stared as the two vanished down the stairs.
"You're not going with them?" Mash asked, tilting his head.
Alexis sighed. "I'd rather watch Jaden duel right now. Just look things are already getting interesting."
Mash snapped his attention to the field where Jaden was now mid-duel against none other than... Snazz.
(Who the fuck waited 9 month just to name their Child Snazz???)
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On Arena Number 5, the duel had begun.
Jaden Yuki stood ready on his side of the arena, facing off against the Slifer Red student known as Snazz as he already done with his first turn of the Duel.
{Snazz LP: 4000, Jaden LP: 4000}
"Hmph! I'll end my turn..." Snazz declared confidently.
Snazz ended his turn with a {Goblin Attack force} as his only monster.
{Goblin Attack Force|4 Star|Earth|Warrior/effect|ATK: 2300 DEF: 0}
Snazz set two face-down cards behind it, then also equipped his Goblin with {Axe of Despair}. All of the goblins raised their weapons now each wielding enormous, gleaming axes.
{Axe of Despair|Equip spell| Increase the attack of the monster equipped to this card by 1000 points. If this card is sent from the field to the graveyard, you can tribute 1 monster and put this card in the top of your deck.}
{Goblin Attack Force: ATK: 2300 -> 3300}
{Hand: 2 Cards, Field: 1 Monster, 2 sets, 1 equip.}
Syrus leaned forward, eyes wide. "Holy moly, Snazz already summoned a monster with over 3000 ATK on his first turn!"
Bastion nodded. "Yes, but Goblin Attack Force has an effect that after it attacks, it shifts to Defense Position and stays that way until your next turn. That said..." He crosses his arms coolly. "I've got a feeling I know what those face-downs are... Either way, this won't be an easy duel for Jaden. What do you think?"
"Nah." Mash sat with arms crossed. "Jaden's already won."
"Agreed," Alexis chimed in.
Mash grinned at Alexis. Seemed like she already knew what was coming, probably experience from our last tag duel.
Bastion looked puzzled. "I understand Mash being confident, he is Jaden's friend. But you, Alexis? Why?"
"Can you just shut up and watch the duel." Alexis scowled
Meanwhile, from the other side of the stands, Chazz observe the field with his arms folded and a smug grin on his face.
[With this plan with Dr. Crowler... I can study Jaden's deck before my match against him. I'll analyze his every move, learn his deck, then take him down… after I defeated Mash it will all be too easy. Heh. What a brilliant plan, from none other than Chazz Princeton.]
Down on the field, Jaden couldn't help but smile, his excitement practically radiating off him.
[A monster over 3000 ATK right of the bat? Man, Mash was right, this is gonna be fun!]
"Heh... looks like I really should go all out!" he said, cracking his knuckles before raising his hand high.
With a dramatic flourish, he drew his card. "Draw!"
Jaden glanced at the card he drew. It was {Winged Kuriboh}.
[Well, if it isn't my favorite furry friend. You're really in luck today, buddy! You'll be getting front row seat to this Duel! But first... let's start with the card Mash just gave me.]
Before he could act, Snazz slammed a face-down card open. "Not so fast! At your Standby Phase, I'll activate one of my face-downs {Battle Mania}! Now, all of your monsters can't switch to Defense Position this turn, and they must all attack!"
Bastion chuckled with a knowing smirk. "Ha! I knew it!"
"Alright, challenge accepted!" Jaden said with a bold grin, sliding a card onto his Duel Disk. "First, I'll use the Spell Card {A Hero Lives}! If I've got no monsters, I can…"
Jaden read the card and was in shock, "PAY HALF MY LIFE POINTS!?"
{Jaden LP: 4000 -> 2000}
Snazz let out a barking laugh. "Ha ha! Half your Life Points are gone without me doing anything!"
Up in the stands, Chazz folded his arms and smirked. {Stupid Jaden. As expected of a Slifer slacker.}
"Geez... I hope the effect's worth it," Jaden muttered. Then his face lit up. "Oh, it is! I get to Special Summon a Level 4 or lower Elemental HERO from my deck! And I know just the one!"
He shuffled through his deck, picking a card and slapping it into the Duel Disk. [Here's another card Mash gave me today] "Come forth from the stratosphere! {Elemental HERO Stratos}!"
A flash of wind and light exploded from the arena floor as the blue-armored hero soared in with wings buzzing like helicopter blades.
{Elemental HERO Stratos|4 Star|wind|Warrior/Effect|ATK: 1800 DEF: 300}
"Now, Stratos' effect activates!" Jaden declared. "When he's summoned, I get to add a HERO monster from my deck to my hand!"
He dug through his deck again.
Up in the stands, Alexis eyed the field and then gave Mash a sideways look. "Being able to search any HERO monster? That's powerful. I'm guessing you gave him that one."
Mash coughed, avoiding her gaze. "Maybe. Mayben't."
"Now," Jaden continued, slipping another card from his hand, "since I haven't Normal Summoned yet, I'll play this! Flame on {Elemental HERO Blazeman}!"
The field lit up with fire as the blazing warrior exploded onto the scene.
{Elemental HERO Blazeman|4 star|fire|Warrior/effect|ATK:1200 DEF: 1800}
"And with Blazeman's effect, when he's Normal Summoned, I get to add..." Jaden searched his deck again, then pulled out a card and held it high. "{Polymerization}!"
Snazz's confident grin twitched ever so slightly at the sight of the fusion card.
Alexis leaned forward. "Looks like the combo's about to start."
Mash smirked. "That guy is cooked."
"I now activate {Polymerization}!" Jaden shouted. "I'll fuse {Elemental HERO Stratos} on the field with {Elemental HERO Sparkman} from my hand to Fusion Summon...! {Elemental HERO Sunrise}!"
A brilliant golden light flooded the arena as Sunrise descended from above the field then striking a pose.
{Elemental HERO Sunrise|7 Star|Light|Warrior/fusion/effect| ATK: 2500 DEF: 1200}
"Sunrise's effect activates!" Jaden announced. "When he's summoned, I get to add {Miracle Fusion} from my deck to my hand!"
Snazz flinched. "You're searching your deck again?! And it's another fusion card!?"
"Oh, and Sunrise has another effect," Jaden added. "All my monsters gain 200 ATK for each different Attribute I control and since I've got two, so that's 400 points across the board!"
{Sunrise: ATK: 2500 -> 2900}
{Blazeman: ATK: 1200 -> 1600}
Jaden snapped up his next move with smooth confidence. "Now, with {Miracle Fusion} in my hand, I'll use it immediately! By removing from play Stratos and Sparkman from my Graveyard to Fusion Summon..."
He slammed the final card into his Duel Disk.
"Elemental HERO Flame Wingman – Infernal Rage!"
Flame Wingman enters the field and immediately starts spewing flames like a pyromaniac.
Bastion's raised his eyebrow. "Flame Wingman?! Fusion with Stratos and Sparkman? Isn't it supposed to be Avian and Burstinatrix?"
Mash leaned back, cutting him off. "No, no, Bastion. That's not the Flame Wingman you're thinking of. This one is Flame Wingman-"
"Infernal Rage!" Jaden cutted Mash off.
"Goddangit, Jaden."
{Elemental HERO Flame Wingman - Infernal Rage|8 Star|Wind|Warrior/fusion/effect|ATK: 2100 -> 2700 DEF: 1200}
Jaden grinned. "Rather than using Avian and Burstinatrix, I can Fusion Summon Infernal Rage using two different Attribute HERO monsters instead! But now, Infernal Rage's effect activates, which lets me add a card with 'Favorite' in its name from my deck!"
In the spectator seats, Chazz clicked his tongue. "Tch! How long would this go on…!" His eyes narrowed. [And also... what's he planning?]
"I'll add {Favorite Hero}!" Jaden pulled out a card from his deck. "Alright! Now it's time to activate Infernal Rage's effect! When he is Fusion Summoned using a Normal Monster as material, I can tribute him—"
On cue, Infernal Rage pointed his flaming dragonic arm toward himself and incinerated himself, leaving behind a swirling inferno.
The entire crowd fell silent. Even the duelists in nearby arenas stopped mid-turn.
Jaden shrugged. "Yeah, He just kinda does that... anyway, tributing him allows me to Special Summon a Level 7 or lower Elemental HERO from my deck or Extra Deck! And the one I'll be summoning is my favorite HERO! Come forth, Elemental HERO Flame Wingman!"
With a flash of green and a burst of flame, the original Flame Wingman leapt out of the fire.
{Elemental HERO Flame Wingman|6 Star|Wind|Warrior/fusion/effect|ATK: 2100 -> 2700 DEF: 1200}
Jaden thrust a finger toward his field. "Oh yeah! And since there are three different Attribute monsters I control, all of my HEROes get 600 extra ATK!"
{Sunrise: ATK: 2900 -> 3100}
{Blazeman: ATK: 1200 -> 1800}
Snazz's eyes widened. [It's fine... it's fine... he still can't get past my 3300 ATK monster... right...?]
Jaden snapped a card into place. "Now, I'll equip {Favorite Hero} to Flame Wingman and immediately go into the Battle Phase, where Favorite Hero's effect activates! At the start of the Battle Phase, I can activate a Field Spell directly from my hand or deck!"
He flicked a card from his hand into the Field Spell zone. "So I'll activate {Skyscraper}!"
Snazz flinched. "WHAT!?"
The ground beneath the arena trembled. Towering skyscrapers erupted from the ground as the sky turned night as it is shone by the bright moonlight glinting off glass and steel. From the top of one high-rise, Flame Wingman stood poised, looking down on his prey.
Sweat trickled down Snazz's forehead. [I remember Skyscraper's effect… If his HERO has less ATK than my monster when attacking, it gains 1000 ATK!? AND HE CAN SEARCH IT FROM HIS DECK!?]
Chazz was gripping the railing tight now, teeth gritted. [S-since when did Jaden get this powerful...? Last time he was just a weak Slifer slacker, but now...!]
Jaden pointed out. "Oh, and since I have a Field Spell active, my Flame Wingman equipped with Favorite Hero will gain ATK equal to its original DEF! And also can't be targeted by card effects as a bonus!"
Snazz's jaw dropped. "WHAAATTT!??"
{Flame Wingman: ATK: 2700 -> 3900}
Chazz's eye twitched. [A-almost 4000 ATK!?]
Alexis folded her arms, watching from above. She couldn't help but smile, just a little—half amused, half pitying. She knew exactly what was coming. Snazz was about to feel what she did.
"Welp," Jaden said with a grin, "with Battle Mania's effect, I must attack, right? Then I shall!"
Snazz waved his arms in panic. "Wait-wait-wait don't—!"
"Now, Flame Wingman will attack!" Jaden declared. "And because of that, Sunrise activates his effect!"
Snazz let out a strangled cry. "Again!? That monster has three effects!?"
"Ha ha! I know it's so powerful, right?" Jaden beamed. "Anyway, when an attack is declared involving one of my HERO monster, I can target and destroy a card of yours and I'll target that lonely face-down!"
"No!" Snazz shouted, eyes wide.
Sunrise reared back, then punched the air. A glowing yellow energy fist rocketed toward the back row and shattered it, revealing...
"{Time Machine} my insurance!" Snazz groaned.
"Now that that's gone," Jaden said, pointing downward, "it's time to show them... Flame Wingman, Infernal rage attack!"
With a mighty leap from the top of the skyscraper, Flame Wingman descended in a heroic leap, as he spew flames from his dragonic arms incinerating every last one of Snazz's goblin army in a fiery inferno. Some of them even flew toward Snazz himself.
"Ugh...!" Snazz staggered.
{Snazz LP: 4000 -> 3400}
"Don't forget Flame Wingman's effect!" Jaden called out. "When he destroys a monster by battle, you take damage equal to that monster's original ATK!"
Flame Wingman landed, raised his dragon arm again, and unleashed a massive blast of fire straight at Snazz.
"AARRGGHHHH!!!"
{Snazz LP: 3400 -> 1100}
Mash with a lazy grin. "Welp, looks like it's over in two turns. Just like me in bed."
"Oi!" Alexis elbowed him.
"So strong... Jaden is way, way too strong..." Syrus said, horrified.
"Yeah..." Bastion muttered, watching closely. "But that won't stop me from one day defeating him!"
Jaden swept his hand forward. "Alright, everyone... go and finish him off!"
Blazeman and Sunrise surged forward together. Snazz raised his arms in panic, trying to shield himself as the attacks rained down.
"UWAAAHHHH!!"
{Snazz LP: 1100 -> 0}
With an explosion that filled the arena, the Duel ended. The crowd erupted into cheers.
Jaden raised his hand with a V-sign toward Snazz. "Gotcha! That was a really... fun duel?" A thought suddenly floats on Jaden's mind, wondering...
"Whoa! He finished him in just two turns!"
"H-he got two monsters over 3000 ATK in a single turn!?"
"He's just like Mash!"
As the applause continued, Jaden made his way back to the spectator seats.
"That was a good duel, Jay!" Syrus said brightly.
"As expected of Number One," Bastion added with a respectful nod.
"It was pretty entertaining," Alexis said. [When you're not the one experiencing it...]
"Jay?" Mash leaned in. "What's with you? Something wrong?"
"Eh? N-no... it's just..."
Jaden looked away for a moment, then spoke quietly. "I guess it's just... not fun."
Mash's eyes widened in pure shock. While Syrus and the others stared, confused.
"Not fun?" Syrus asked.
"I think we should talk about this later," Jaden said simply, sitting down and folding his arms, as he ponders deep in thought.
Mash sat frozen, his mind racing. [Not fun...? NOT FUN???? Jaden, the guy who can have fun in duel even if it's a life-or-death duel just called a measly duel not fun!? What the hell is going on!?]
Speaker: Krssk- In arena number 3... Justin Mash... Vs... Chazz Princeton.
Before he could spiral further, the stadium speakers flared to life.
"Krrsskk—In Arena Number 3... Justin Mash... versus... Chazz Princeton."
The entire crowd gasped in unison. For the first time in Duel Academy history, a Slifer Red was being matched against an Obelisk Blue in a promotion exam and not just any Obelisk, but the academy's elite top dog himself, Chazz Princeton.
"YOU'RE DUELING CHAZZ!?" Syrus nearly screamed.
"Unconceivable! Is this rigged?" Bastion shocked.
"So this is a rematch, huh?" Alexis said, eyes narrowing.
"Ha ha! You could even call it... a revenge match!" Jaden added with a weak laugh.
But Mash thought was somewhere else entirely.
[I have a first name...? And it's... Justin!?]
[Holy shit I'm a Justin!]
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Hey guys! IG here
This chapter was supposed to be released and done 3 days ago, But... I was really busy training some horse girls.
Especially one horse named Agnes Tachyon, she is so hot, holy shit, I want to serve her like a dog on a leash holy fucking shi-
Anyway,I hope you enjoy this chapter, Chiao!
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