Then, along the way, for some unknown reason, caused her to giggle nonstop.
Also was told something like "before putting on socks, don't you first eat them?" this kind of nonsense... Uchiha Kage treated it all as passing wind by the ear.
What soft, warm, fragrant jade-like feet?
He never would put these things in his eyes.
———
"That's not me!"
"Absolutely not me!"
Reality world, under a big tree outside Konoha Village.
Once again found by Uchiha Itachi, and moreover hearing from the other party's mouth that 'himself' appeared once again in Konoha Village, and even stole a female ninja's towel used for wiping the body, Uchiha Obito almost broke defense and turned red-hot.
"I... how could an old man like me do such a thing. Use your brain and think carefully."
"Really not you?"
To be honest, Uchiha Itachi now also had some doubt.
'Among the Uchiha clan, where is there anyone who likes women?'
Of course, he couldn't completely trust this masked man's words either.
'Maybe this guy just has such a fetish, who knows...'
"How could I, Uchiha Madara, possibly do such a thing!"
Obito was also frantically thinking about who exactly was pretending to be him, swaggering and cheating everywhere.
Really, until now it was always he who swaggered and... cough cough, anyway if he caught that troublemaker, he would definitely fiercely deal with him.
"Could it be you, Itachi? Now besides me, only you possess the Mangekyo Sharingan."
Moreover, he also knows his mask and speaking style.
While Uchiha Itachi suspected him, Obito also likewise suspected Uchiha Itachi.
Or rather, they never had any trust between them at all.
"You're overthinking, I wouldn't do such a boring thing either."
Every time he used his Mangekyo, his lifespan shortened a little; who would have nothing better to do and use this eye to show off.
Speaking of which, it's strange. Maybe it was karma from exterminating his clan, he never had such misunderstanding bloodline illness before.
While Uchiha Itachi was sighing over his own karma, he also recalled Sarutobi Hiruzen's words.
Thus once again seriously questioned the masked man before him.
"Rather, you, have you gone to Konoha again?"
"I…", Obito felt a bit guilty; he indeed had gone because he was worried about Ka… because he was worried about his Sharingan, so he went to take a look at Konoha.
But he didn't disturb anyone's business.
'You, Uchiha Itachi, just a junior, what right do you have to interfere with me, a senior?'
"An old man like me can go wherever I want, Konoha... Konoha is a village I built with my own hands, even the Hokage cannot stop me from going there."
"So, you indeed went to Konoha."
Speaking of that strange disappearing ability, besides this 'mysterious masked man,' how could there be a second one in the ninja world.
Uchiha Itachi was completely disappointed in the masked man before him.
"I can no longer trust you. Let the leader, let Pain send someone to contact me, or I will immediately defect from the Akatsuki Organization and focus on assisting the Hokage."
"You…", Obito was angered by Uchiha Itachi's speaking tone.
"I am the true leader of the Akatsuki Organization, Lon… Pain is just my..."
'Just a pawn.'
"You are not Uchiha Madara. Let Pain send someone instead. Moreover, this way, in the future if suspicious ninjas appear in Konoha, you can also clear your own suspicion," Uchiha Itachi had been under a lot of pressure recently too.
Every time the 'masked man' appeared in the village, Sarutobi Hiruzen would suspect him a bit more.
And with Konoha's current situation of being short on strong talents, if they really intended to swallow Sunagakure and start a ninja world war. Uchiha Itachi was very worried that the peace he had exchanged with his clan's lives, the calm Konoha he exchanged for, might really be destroyed in Sarutobi Hiruzen's hands.
"You let Pain's people come meet me, I have important intel," The Kotoamatsukami eye that Danzo had snatched from Shisui was now in Sarutobi Hiruzen's hands.
Uchiha Itachi was very worried that the current Konoha might move towards some kind of extremism under Sarutobi Hiruzen.
"You... you will regret this! My foolish clanmate!"
Seeing Uchiha Itachi completely unwilling to communicate with him anymore, Obito could only angrily fling his sleeves and disappear from the spot.
If it weren't for scruples about Uchiha Itachi knowing that forbidden technique, he would definitely have executed this Akatsuki Organization traitor on the spot.
Moreover... he also couldn't fully force Uchiha Itachi to the Hokage's side.
While angry at Uchiha Itachi's attitude toward him, Obito still calmed down and chose to go find Nagato.
'Hmph, is it the message left behind by the Fourth Hokage before dying?'
'Even Itachi has now started insisting that I am not Uchiha Madara...'
Thinking back to that teacher who had beaten him up but still died sealing the Nine-Tails, Obito felt both annoyed and a bit satisfied.
'No matter how strong, didn't he still die being schemed against by me?'
"And Itachi... how long can your body last?"
'Without Hashirama's cells like me, I want to see whether you will first die from bloodline illness, or first go blind from eye overuse.'
———
"Hokage Building? Is there also a Hokage in this Hokage Building?"
After putting on her clothes, and after pestering Uchiha Kage for a long time for a kiss, Kushina finally left the house, being led to the Hokage Building inside the dream space.
"Third Hokage or Minato? No, Minato is still in that small village outside..."
Also, she had tried before; the door to this Hokage Building couldn't be pushed open at all.
"You'll know once you go in."
Uchiha Kage stretched out his hand to pull Kushina's wrist, but Kushina directly backhanded and intertwined her fingers with his, expressing that this way was more intimate.
"Husband, you don't love me as much as before."
Normally he would never grab her wrist; he would directly grab...
Grab her ankle, hang her up, and whip her.
"I probably didn't like you much in the past either."
However, Kushina indeed gave him a different feeling.
'Compared to the new bride-like Mikoto, Kushina was more like... a girlfriend madly in love?'
"No way! Teacher... Husband, you love me the most, no matter how I... cough cough, anyway you're madly in love with me."
Just a bit sharp-tongued.
But Kushina had always been very clear, Uchiha Kage liked her very, very much.
"Is that so?"
'Occasionally calling me teacher, is she really my disciple?'
'But how can someone like me teach Kushina into such a...'
As such a serious person, how could the disciple he taught turn out this improper.
"Mm-hmm!"
Kushina had a face full of "you must believe me" expression.
"Ah, the door really opened. Husband, you're amazing."
Before Uchiha Kage could doubt, Kushina quickly changed the subject.
"Really? Enter..."
Holding Kushina's hand, Uchiha Kage very easily brought her into this Hokage Building, and even in the Hokage's office, they saw the 'NPC Tsunade' who was reviewing documents.
"Ah... it's actually Lady Tsunade here!"
"Shouldn't you call her Sister Tsunade?"
Uchiha Kage remembered according to the setting, when Kushina came to Konoha, she first lived on the Senju clan's territory.
Maybe she even lived directly in Tsunade's home.
"But, with Tsunade's age, calling her Aunty is fine too..."
In theory, Tsunade should be more than ten years older than Kushina.
Crack!
For some unknown reason, when Uchiha Kage said this sentence, the 'NPC Tsunade' suddenly snapped the pen in her hand.
"Husband, do you know Lady Tsunade?"
Kushina also wanted to call her Sister Tsunade, but actually, during the period she lived at Uzumaki Mito's… or rather Tsunade's house, she didn't interact much with her.
Because her luck was too bad.
Tsunade was already in a bad mood for some reason, very difficult to approach, and later her younger brother even died.
Kushina really had no chance to get close to her.
However, toward Tsunade, the famous female Sannin across the ninja world, Kushina was still very admiring.
Only second to her own teacher and husband.
'Wait...'
'So strange, this Lady Tsunade is like a puppet. Either doesn't speak or says only a few repetitive phrases.'
After trying to communicate with 'NPC Tsunade' for a while, Kushina quickly realized something wrong with this 'Tsunade.'
"Of course I know, back then I...", Uchiha Kage picked up the broken pen from the ground, slightly puzzled.
Previously, NPCs would not do this kind of action.
"What happened back then?"
Kushina was playing with the 'NPC Tsunade' body like a doll.
"So it's just a puppet? But this puppet is so realistic, exactly like the real Lady Tsunade."
"Don't be improper with me!"
Seeing Kushina even crawl under Tsunade's… to check.
Uchiha Kage was quite speechless.
"I don't want to talk about what happened back then either. You also stop messing around, let's leave."
"But Husband, since there's such a realistic and useful puppet, and it's even Lady Tsunade's appearance, why not bring her home and use as..."
"What are you thinking? Also, things here cannot be taken away..."
Uchiha Kage finally couldn't help but slap Kushina's butt, then knock on her head.
'Exactly who taught her to be so evil, even not sparing an NPC...'
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