Canterlot's Statue Garden, place where history lies within. There was 5 new statue present, a Stallion pegasi, a Dragon, a Lion with snake, a Goat, and a Griffon. They each have been captured cleanly within whoever sculpt them, the statues crackles.
A faint laugh can be heard from each of the statue, it sounds like-
"Ha ha ha HA ha ha Haaa~" All of the statues broke to pieces, revealing the living and existence of these beings. They all sigh, they stare at each other totally disappointed.
"Well, time to shambles up." They all became blob of light that merge into one, wierd creature.
The creature grin "Fear or not, DISCORD is coming back! I play games no more." Discord began moving to the center of this Garden, smashing the barrier from the core.
"Ponies, putting obvious in front of everything. Now the exciting part." Discord put a large scale discarge across Canterlot, he control this area on his own will. "Where should i start? Oh!" A door materialize in front of him and he drag out what was inside, two familiar Alicorn.
They both in shock, this was the 3rd time they see Discord as a whole. "Hello ladies, i am back and always have been."
They both sigh, Luna speak out first "I always wonder why aren't you bored of any of this bullshit you have ever pull." Discord pull his eyebrows, as he seek of an answer on his brain.
"Memory erasing spell on myself, good to relieve boredom." He move away, as he make bunch of himself appear out of his blindspot.
"My separates reporting about bunch of new alicorn on the Canterlot, am i wrong?" He drink a straw out from glass of water.
Luna annoyed, as this was the only way to make Discord know how precious his experiences are. Luna activate a magic, Celestia tried to intertwine but Luna don't let her. "What's another cheap magic? Try me!" Discord arrogantly stand in the way of Luna's magic and got hit by it, at first glance Discord don't feel anything.
His emotion slowly make him crumble to smaller Discord out of sheer boredom, as he soon shambles into whole again and forget the thing happen before.
"I guess that is your nature, so we will grab Elements an-" Luna shocked to see nothing was on the dimension, Celestia only flattered.
Discord did a juggle with all of the elements gem, sounds fun.
He threw all of them on his blindspot and it did not fall down, Discord let them all check him as a whole. "As you can see, i don't have them darling."
Discord moved back, the Princesses have no idea but barely react to his move. They got trapped into a small cage, anti-magic one. No way of them actually escaping from inside. "I have improve my plan in this period, and you will never know what's next." The palace simultaniously changed shape, it became more chaotic and contain Discord's own dimension with the chaosness it was.
The two princess now vanish, hang inside the very dimension of all seeing.
"Witness this very day, nothing can stop me this time."
Before discord could pull a single spell, a blast of energy burst trough his body. The wounds instantly heals, he checked. "Oh, i almost forget about this so called Frost Queen and the alternative undeserved crown heirs."
They put inside the same cage of Celestia and Luna, not cramped and helpless.
"Let me have the fun for myself and you all get a rest, that was a good deal." Discord put the connection off the Princess, as this is the worst day of this year.
We move on to the whole Equestria, the places were shambles up everywhere with dysfunctional law of physics replaced by magic. "All of you! Went inside!" The Doctor order all of the mane six inside his Multiversal Ultimate Function Force In Nominality, he check all of them.
"Everypony present? To library!" The Doctor bend the space, they appear in the library.
The Doctor open the door, law of physics is not applying outside the MUFFIN. As magic disperse upon interraction with MUFFIN, allow the law of physics to work inside while dimensional ripple transform magic to pure energy.
"Come on, get the elements. Equestria is not stable!"
Stardust got his back and toss the Elements of Harmony book inside MUFFIN, revealing all of the elements. Stardust trying to reach the MUFFIN, but a scaley limb drag her to nowhere.
She cannot resist the force of this limb and she was dragged into Canterlot, indeed it was the castle turning to a massive portal leading to nowhere.
"Whoa ha ha Ha ha hah a--, you went too far little one." Discord snap his finger and Stardust was inside a thick unbreakable magic cage, as this cage was hang closely to the royalty cage. 'She was proven to be annoying, now my fun is just not it.'
Discord thinks, "Wait, it is actually the thing i need to do!" He enter the portal and in a chase with MUFFIN, he atempt to touch it but fails.
"Dammit!" His form disintegrate, as his body reach MUFFIN.
Discord turn every angle of MUFFIN direction to an endless dimension of his body, screaming "YOU ARE NO FUN, DOCTOR!"
A ripple of wormhole appear in front of MUFFIN and drag it inside, Discord follows.
"FIRE!" Alterjack order, as there was a massive projection of light there. It was the shape of none, materialize a limb that instantly pull Discord out of the ripple.
It heavily supress Discord's chaotic nature and enable to shrank him small enough to be stoned once more by the EoH.
The shapeless figure turn out to be Celestia wearing Helm of Shadows, Celestia put Discord statue down and throw off the helm. "I think i really did make it out, thanks." As there was a shenanigans happen all over the place.
They all on Canterlot, as there was two Celestia present. A second Doctor appear, consulting with the freed Celestia and they vanish.
"Time travel, girls!" The baiting MUFFIN now went back in time, as they met Alterjack.
Alterjack barely hanging from this shenanigans, she confirm "Good, let's fix this shenanigans." The Doctor have an idea, he blinks to light and appear Princess Celestia, he blinks to light once more and bring The Helm of Shadows.
"Use this." The Doctor said to Celestia, she immediately obey and turn into a shapeless figure.
Time is ticking, now the portal appear and a MUFFIN speed from it.
Alterjack shouts "FIRE!" With all bunch goes the same and the disaster ends with time. Discord's domain disperse to magic, every single part of Equestria is on a havoc aftermath with every single part of it was demolished.
The Doctor bring The Helm of Shadows, as he blinks and the Helm is no longer exist.
"Hey." Alterjack tapping Alterlight.
"You can do a Conditiona Reviert?" Alterlight immediately put every single place in Equestria to it former self before the chaos events, this time she cannot go overcharged.
Celestia sigh, on the fact Alterlight can withstand the burden of this recover the whole Equestria.
"I am so proud of you, my student."
This put tears on Alterlight, as the story continue to get bizarre.