Always speak sweet words when you go out, and your girlfriend will make you fly high...
This described Senju Wakama's current state.
Because he slightly altered Senju Tsukuyo's original words, Uchiha Yuki was once again moved.
Fortunately, Senju Wakama had stocked up on a lot of "ammunition" before Senju Tsukuyo left, otherwise he would have been defeated again.
Unfortunately, to prevent him from dying suddenly in bed, Senju Tsukuyo had specially limited the dosage.
Now that Senju Tsukuyo was away on an assignment, Senju Wakama had to actively exercise restraint to avoid running out of steam later.
Next was the day Senju Tsukuyo left the Senju clan's territory.
Although Senju Tsukuyo was not at home, everything in the Senju clan was already on the right track.
The originally "innocent" clansmen had now, under Senju Tsukuyo's influence, turned into capitalists.
And Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama also returned one after another not long after.
As for Senju Tsukuyo...
Just as Zetsu had guessed before, after the escort mission ended, Senju Tsukuyo did not return; she went to the Uchiha clan.
From Big Brother Hashirama's unembellished account.
Senju Wakama roughly knew what had happened.
The Hachisuka family of Rift Valley City, targeting the Land of Pine, hired the Uchiha clan to assassinate the Lord of the Land of Pine.
The Lord of the Land of Pine was so scared he nearly soiled himself and appealed to the Senju clan for help.
The Senju clan had made a lot of money from business in the past two years and generally didn't take on ordinary ninja missions.
To show their sincerity, the Land of Pine sent all their male heirs.
This action led to these heirs being relentlessly pursued and killed on their way to the Senju clan, with almost all of them dying, leaving only one survivor.
Precisely because it was so dangerous, the Land of Pine increased their bid, offering enough commission that the Senju clan accepted the request and added Senju Tsukuyo to the escort team.
The journey couldn't possibly be smooth sailing.
The escort team had just reached the Naka River Forest when they were intercepted by the Uchiha clan.
Senju Tsukuyo took the opportunity to use Wood Release, aiming at the crotches of the Uchiha clan members who came to intercept them.
Her Wood Release was quite precise. The moment the opponents charged, giant trees would suddenly grow from beneath their crotches, forcefully flinging them into the air.
This also led this group into a nightmare of crushed testicles.
To save time and energy, Senju Tsukuyo decided to change the route.
The original winding route that would have taken several days became a straight line, reaching the destination in half a day.
By specifically taking the most treacherous and bizarre paths, the Uchiha clan hadn't fully reacted before Senju Tsukuyo had already delivered the client into the Land of Pine.
And Senju Tsukuyo wasn't done even after entering the Land of Pine.
She dispatched animals to poison the pursuing Uchiha clan members, causing them severe diarrhea.
After the Uchiha members with crushed testicles were sent back for treatment, the newly dispatched Uchiha clan members ended up smearing feces all over the walls in the forest outside the Land of Pine, the entire forest reeking with a repulsive smell.
And then, the current head of the Uchiha clan, Tajima, finally made a "wise" decision: return the commission to the Hachisuka family, and then invite Senju Tsukuyo to the Uchiha clan as a "guest."
Just like that, Senju Tsukuyo brazenly moved into the Uchiha clan.
Senju Tsukuyo left a letter for her father, Butsuma, saying she would be staying with the Uchiha clan for a while.
Senju Butsuma thought for a long time but ultimately didn't object.
During this time, Zetsu secretly left and returned with a very lewd smile, saying that Senju Tsukuyo had already "touched" the Sharingan. It was just that she hadn't finished treating those Uchiha guys with crushed testicles, so she hadn't come back yet.
Moreover, because Senju Tsukuyo now possessed a genuine Sharingan, the Uchiha clan's attitude towards her had changed.
Knowing this information, Senju Wakama knew that the merger of the two clans was not far off.
Senju Tsukuyo had awakened the Sharingan; the Uchiha clan would not easily give her up.
It was time for their scheduled meeting again.
Senju Wakama once again came to the Naka River Forest to meet Uchiha Yuki.
Their way of interacting had already become fixed.
Uchiha Yuki, dressed in women's clothes, sat well-behaved at a low table, while Senju Wakama combed her hair from behind.
After a long period of contemplation, Uchiha Yuki finally whispered, "...Wakama, the Princess... she's in our clan's territory."
As soon as these words were spoken, Senju Wakama's combing motion paused slightly, and then he resumed, "We know about this."
Uchiha Yuki used to address Senju Tsukuyo as "your sister" in front of Senju Wakama, but now, that address had changed to "Princess."
This meant that the Uchiha clan's attitude towards Senju Tsukuyo had indeed changed behind the scenes.
However, Senju Wakama didn't need to seize on this to mock Uchiha Yuki's change in attitude; it had no real significance.
"...So that's why you said back then that she was of the Senju clan, and also of the Uchiha clan." Uchiha Yuki said hesitantly, "So... she has the Sharingan..."
Senju Wakama just smiled, noncommittally.
So...
Not really. Senju Tsukuyo had clearly entered the Uchiha clan by these means and only then "touched" out the "Sharingan" Kekkei Genkai.
Before she went, Senju Tsukuyo had Big Brother Hashirama's Sage Body.
And after she went, Senju Tsukuyo not only possessed her big brother's Sage Body, but she also had the Sharingan...
She used her perverted way of thinking to enlighten the entire Uchiha clan.
Senju Wakama knew in his heart that his own sister was already the most terrifying existence in this world and also the bond connecting the two clans.
Next, as long as things proceeded step by step, the Uchiha clan would sooner or later merge with them.
However, Senju Wakama was better off keeping these words to himself.
"Don't meddle in my sister's affairs." Senju Wakama chuckled lightly. "You just need to take care of matters between us."
Seeing Senju Wakama's nonchalant demeanor, Uchiha Yuki couldn't help but turn her head. "Aren't you afraid that the Princess will be abducted by our Uchiha clan?"
"Senju Tsukuyo... if she wants to do something, others can't force her." Senju Wakama said with a smile, "She's staying with you all because she wants to stay."
Hearing this, Uchiha Yuki's brow furrowed, and her voice trembled slightly as she said, "Indeed... she's really terrifying..."
She seemed to recall something dreadful, and her face turned pale.
Senju Wakama looked at her expression and smiled, "Is her healing technique outrageously good?"
Uchiha Yuki nodded vigorously.
Senju Wakama continued, "Does she have to beat up your clansmen every time she treats them?"
Uchiha Yuki looked strange and continued to nod.
That princess had a very peculiar temperament. If a patient entered with their left foot first, she'd beat them up before treating them. If a patient entered and insulted her, she'd beat them up before treating them. If a patient was ugly, she'd beat them up before treating them... If a patient looked fierce, she'd beat them up before treating them...
Setting aside those bizarre reasons, it was just "beat them up before treating them."
Senju Wakama said faintly, "Don't you think I'm very good-looking? It's because I get beaten up by her every day."
Uchiha Yuki: "..."