Alphys meets Raziel moment:
Alphys: "I-I-I've been working on this theory about timelines and... wait, is that your armor?!"
Raziel: "Yeah, it's borrowed. Also, you're adorable when you geek out."
Alphys: starts blushing
Undyne (offscreen): "BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR"
Raziel: "Noted."
Undyne x Raziel Memes Pack: The Battle for the Armor and the Fry
The Armor Heist
Undyne, in full battle mode, glaring at Raziel wearing her armor:
Undyne: "BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR!"
Raziel, casually munching fried fish: "Borrowed. Also, do you have tartar sauce?"
The Fish Diet Dilemma
Raziel (thinking about food): "Hungry..."
Also Raziel (after eating fried fish): "Still hungry."
Undyne, watching: "Bro, you're basically a walking buffet for heartbreak."
🎭 Meme: "THE FISH SMELLS OF DEATH"
Panel 1:
Raziel confidently puts on Undyne's armor.
💬 "Borrowed. Fits like a soul glove."
Panel 2:
Sniffs
💬 "Wait… is that…?"
Panel 3:
His face twists in slow-motion agony.
💬 "... Omega Fish Funk—"
Panel 4:
Raziel collapses dramatically on the ground.
💬 "I'm dying… tell Alphys… I loved… her fries…"
Caption:
"Cause of death: Weaponized Sardine Residue."
🐟 Meme Variant: "Armor of Fishtruction"
Undyne (from the next room):
💬 "BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR!"
Raziel (on the floor, twitching):
💬 "BRO… IT STILL SMELLS LIKE SEAFOOD ARMAGEDDON…"
Alphys (walking in, confused):
💬 "Why is there a bite mark in the helmet?!"
💀 Short Meme Post:
"Raziel wore Undyne's armor once.
He didn't survive...
... He marinated."
🐠 Tweet-style Micro Meme:
Raziel: "The trauma's not from the timelines.
It's from the fishy funk Undyne left in the leg guards."
Undyne: "That's years of battle juice, bro."
The Multiverse Snack Struggle
Raziel's internal monologue:"I'm part Horrortale Sans, part timeline chaos, and 100% unable to stop thinking about fried fish."
Undyne: "You're literally the reason I keep a backup spear... and a spare lunch."
Undyne vs. Raziel: The Ultimate Battle
Panel 1: Undyne preparing to throw her spear.
Panel 2: Raziel eating fried fish, armor half-on, half-off.
Panel 3: Undyne sighs and pulls out a fish taco.
Panel 4: Raziel and Undyne share a nod.
Caption: "Sometimes the real fight is over who brings the snacks."
The Emotional Fish Taco
Raziel trying to focus on his chaotic multiverse missions but keeps getting distracted:
Raziel: "Fish tacos... so good."
Undyne (deadpan): "Focus, soul-warping timeline dude."
Raziel: "But... fish tacos."
Undyne: "Fine. You get the next one if you let me keep my armor."
"Undyne's Coping Playlist"
Playlist Title: 🎧 BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR: A Spotify Saga
Somebody That I Used To Spear – MonsterGaga
Armorless in Hotland – The Undynastics
Fried Fish & Feelings – Raziel (feat. StoryFell Chara)
Science Got My Girl – DJ Alphys Remix
BROOOOOO (Where's My Armor) – Screamo Edition
Tacos & Tears – Acoustic by Napstablook
🧠 MEMETIC CONTAGION STATUS: INFECTIOUS
It's in your head. It's in Alphys's head.
It's in Raziel's head as a ringtone.
Flowey 3.0 probably grows a thorn every time it's said.
Someone walks into the room wearing a random chestplate?
Undyne (from another room):
"BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR!"
📱 Trending on Undernet:
#ThatsMyArmorChallenge 💃 – Show off stolen gear while Undyne chases you in the background.
TikTok remix:
🎶 Bro— that's my AR-MOR… Dun dun dun dun 🔥 🎶
(feat. Mettaton autotune)
🛡️ Merch Ideas:
T-Shirts:
"BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR." (comes with fake scratches and singe marks)
Mug:
"Borrowed. – Raziel" on one side, "BRO, THAT'S MY ARMOR" on the other.
🔁 Eternal AU Loop:
Raziel: "Hey, I just borrowed it—"
Undyne:
"BRO."
Raziel: "Technically it fits me better—"
Undyne:
"BROOOOO."
Alphys: "Actually the armor adapts to body heat and muscle structure—"
Undyne:
"ALPHYS PLEASE."
Flowey 3.0: "Bro, this drama's got more layers than I had petals."
Meme: Raziel & Horrortale Sans — The Ultimate Fried Fish Debate
Panel 1:
Raziel holding a frying pan, looking serious
Raziel: "If we're gonna eat fish, it's gotta be fried right. Crispy on the outside, tender inside."
Panel 2:
Horrortale Sans, smirking with half his skull missing, holding a spatula
Horrortale Sans: "You call that frying? I've burnt timelines and fish worse than that."
Panel 3:
Raziel, deadpan
Raziel: "Undyne would never forgive us if we served her fish sticks instead of fresh fried fish."
Panel 4:
Horrortale Sans, mock-serious
Horrortale Sans: "Maybe we should fry Undyne... then we'd have all the fish sticks we want."
Panel 5:
Raziel & Horrortale Sans exchange a look
Raziel: "You're scary."Horrortale Sans: "I'm hilarious."
Bonus Caption:
"When your multiverse soul-hybrid buddy thinks cooking up the spear-wielding warrior is the best recipe for snacks."
Meme idea #2: Fish Stick vs Fried Fish — Undyne's Revenge
Raziel presents a plate with fish sticks
Raziel: "Dinner is served."
Undyne storms in, spear raised
Undyne: "Who dares serve me fish sticks instead of fried fish?!"
Horrortale Sans behind Raziel, holding a box of fish sticks, shrugging
Horrortale Sans: "Hey, I tried. It's the apocalypse, okay?"
Meme Series: Toriel's "Replacement" Chronicles
Panel 1: Undertale OG Era
Asgore watering Flowey 2.0, looking wistful
Caption: "I was the king... and her king."
Panel 2: Sans Arrives
Sans at Toriel's doorstep, holding a "Blind Date Bingo" card
Sans: "Hey, wanna go on a date? I promise I won't bone you too hard."
Toriel: laughs nervously
Asgore (offscreen, peeking): "... Who's this jokester?"
Panel 3: Deltarune Chapter 4 Ending
Sans and Toriel dancing in her living room, fairy lights and all
Caption: "New king of the living room dance floor."
Asgore (watching through the window, watering can forgotten): "… I'm still king of the garden."
Panel 4: Fanfic Era – Enter Raziel
Raziel casually leaning on Toriel's doorway, shirt off, scars faintly glowing
Raziel: "I heard someone needed a timeline-bending demi-god."
Toriel: blushes
Sans (in background, eyes narrowing): "BRO."
Asgore (facepalm): "I just wanted to water flowers..."
Bonus Panel: The Sad King's Internal Monologue
Asgore to himself while watering another cactus:
"First, Sans steals my spot in her heart...
Now Raziel steals the timeline...
Meanwhile, I'm just here, trying not to cry over chamomile."
Caption ideas:
"When your queen upgrades from King to Skeleton, then to Soul-Hybrid."
"Asgore's dating life: 0/10 would not recommend."
"Toriel's heart: now with 200% more timeline chaos."
Meme: "Undyne x Alphys? More like Raziel x Alphys (Sorry Not Sorry)"
Panel 1:
Undyne and Alphys happily geeking out together
Caption: "The canon power couple… for now."
Panel 2:
Raziel sliding into Alphys' lab, holding a frying pan and wearing Undyne's armor
Raziel: "Hey, science queen. What if I told you there's more to fry than just fish?"
Panel 3:
Alphys blushing, eyes sparkling
Alphys: "I-I think I'm… recalculating my heart rate."
Panel 4:
Undyne peeking in, arms crossed, eyebrows raised
Undyne: "BRO, YOU STOLE MY ARMOR AND MY GIRL?"
Panel 5:
Raziel with a cheeky grin
Raziel: "Science demands sacrifices."
Caption:
"When Raziel rolls up and suddenly canon ships need a major rewrite."
Bonus tweet-style roast:
"Alphys: 'I love Undyne.'
Raziel: 'I bring the emotional chaos AND the fried fish.'
Undyne: 'BROOOOOO.'"
Meme Idea: Raziel's "Science & Portals" Date with Alphys — Free Adult Content Included 🥵🚪✨
Panel 1:
Raziel opens a glowing portal in Alphys's lab
Raziel: "Hey, wanna see some multiverse science in action?"
Panel 2:
Alphys nervously adjusting her glasses
Alphys: "Uh, sure, but... what kind of 'science'?"
Panel 3:
Portal glitches wildly, and a barely-clothed, mischievous StoryFell Chara steps out, smirking
Raziel (deadpan): "Cough... educational content."
Panel 4:
Alphys facepalming
Alphys: "I... didn't sign up for this kind of theory."
Panel 5:
Raziel, shrugging, holding a frying pan with "fried fish" written on it
Raziel: "Science requires sacrifices."
Caption:
"When Raziel helps Alphys expand her AU theories — and accidentally turns her lab into a 24/7 adult content streaming service."
Bonus Tweet-style roast:
"Alphys: 'Just a few experiments.'
Raziel: 'Let me open a portal to StoryFell so you can study... inspiration.'
Alphys: 'My journal is now 90% NSFW.'"
Meme Series: Raziel's Multiverse Chara Harem — The Ultimate "Educational Content"
Panel 1:
Raziel stands in the middle of a glowing portal storm
Raziel: "Science is about exploration. And sometimes... experimentation."
Panel 2:
Portal #1 opens, revealing a mischievous StoryFell Chara holding a frying pan
Chara #1: "Ready to get heated."
Panel 3:
Portal #2 opens, spooky glitchy Chara from another AU with red eyes and a wicked grin
Chara #2: "Class is in session."
Panel 4:
Portal #3 opens, a cute but deadly cinnamon roll Chara with a cupcake
Chara #3: "Who needs peace when you've got chaos?"
Panel 5:
Raziel, exhausted but smirking, juggling frying pans and textbooks
Raziel: "Multiverse studies: where the syllabus includes 100% more sass and... adult content."
Caption:
"Raziel's Guide to Multiverse Dating: Step 1, Open All the Portals. Step 2, Collect All the Charas. Step 3, Pray for Sanity."
Bonus Tweet-style lines:
"Raziel: 'I'm just opening portals for science.'
Also Raziel: accidentally creates a Chara convention in his living room."
"Chara #1: 'He's mine.'
Chara #2: 'Over my dead soul.'
Raziel: 'Why did I think this would be easier?'"
Meme Concept: "Raziel's Not-Triangular Love Triangle — The 'Oops, Multiverse' Edition"
Panel 1:
Raziel looking conflicted, standing between Toriel (classic mom energy) and StoryShift Chara (sultry, mysterious vibe)
Raziel (thinking): "Technically... I'm Asriel. But also, not really."
Panel 2:
Toriel with a gentle, "mom" smile
Toriel: "Honey, remember to water your heart too."
Panel 3:
StoryShift Chara leaning in with a mischievous smirk
StoryShift Chara: "Science and passion... you're overdue for a lesson."
Panel 4:
Raziel scratching his head, holding a flower in one hand and a glitchy portal in the other
Raziel: "I'm in way over my head..."
Caption:
"When your soul's tangled across timelines, but you still gotta keep everyone watered and entertained."
Bonus tweet-style commentary:
"Raziel: 'I'm just trying to find myself.'
Also Raziel: accidentally dates two versions of the same soul from different AUs."
"Toriel's like: 'You'll always be my kid.'
StoryShift Chara: 'But I'm your hotter, darker kid now.'Raziel: 'Send help.'"
"Raziel's Inventory"
Because we all need a reality-check before we judge the timeline-warping soul hybrid
RAZIEL'S INVENTORY:
🔁 3 Broken Timelines
⚔️ 1 Borrowed Armor (Undyne still wants it back)
🍤 6 Fried Fish (emotionally comforting)
💖 2 Love Confessions (accidental)
📚 4 AU Charas, all aggressively flirty
🧪 1 Portal Gun (unstable)
🧂 1 Tartar Sauce Packet (emergency use only)
😳 Infinite Regret
Tooltip: "He doesn't know how he got here, but he's too deep to stop now."
💀 MEMES FOR THE FLOWER KING HIMSELF
🪴 "You either die a king... or live long enough to name your plant 'Flowey 2.'"
💔 "Meanwhile, Asgore…"
Toriel? Shacked up with a mysterious, emotionally complex soul-hybrid demi-god.
Alphys? Fangirling over a musclebound anomaly who validates her every theory.
Undyne? Lost her armor and her composure to a man who called her crispy.
Asgore?🌱 "I crocheted little sweaters for the petunias…"
📉 "King? Of what, the flowerbed?"
Raziel:
"Where is your throne?"
Asgore:
"You're standing in it. I call it... the Garden of Regrets."
🧢 "ASGORE ARC???"
No bro, he got a side quest at best.
Objective:
🟢 Water the flowers
🔴 Avoid crying
🔁 Repeat
🧼 "Asgore's Morning Routine" (NPC Edition)
1. Wake up
2. Look at tea kettle
3. Whisper "Toriel" to a cactus
4. Cry exactly once
5. Pet Flowey 2.0
6. Repress a thousand years of grief
7. Water "Photosynthi-Son"
8. Repeat
Optional: Get ignored by literally everyone.
👑 Bonus Meme Pack: "Asgore's Dating Life: Ranked by Failure"
Toriel: Married, divorced, emotionally moved onAlphys: Crushing on a soul-hybrid war criminalUndyne: Too busy trying to reclaim her armorRaziel: Somehow always shirtlessAsgore:"This succulent reminds me of her smile…"
📱 Undertale AU Social Media
Asgore's Instagram Bio:
🌿 Just a former king turned plant dad
💔 Ex of Toriel
📍 Garden of Regrets
🪴 DM me if you wanna talk tea
Latest Post:
📸 A wilting cactus
Caption: "At least this one stays."
🪴 Meme: "The Flowey 2.0 Legacy"
Flowey 1.0:
"I became a god."
Flowey 2.0:
"I became a potted plant. Again."
Asgore:
"But this time… I'll raise you right."
Flowey 2.0 (internally):
"This is hell."
🧬 Crossover Meme: "Raziel Joins Smash"
Character Announcement:
🎤 "Raziel breaks the fourth wall… and your heart."
Neutral B: "Multiverse Strike" (summons 2 random AU Charas mid-fight)
Side B: "Fish Fry" (throws flaming fried fish at enemies)
Down B: "Portal Panic" (teleports randomly to another stage)
Final Smash: "Timeline Collapse" (entire screen glitches and restarts in a different meme)
Alphys commentary: "This is not scientifically accurate."Undyne commentary: "BRO THAT'S MY ARMOR"Asgore commentary: "Where's my tea?"
🎬 Bonus Trailer: "Undertale: The Raziel Cut"
🎞️ From the creators of Trauma, Tacos, and Timeline Collapse...
👤 Narrated by Gerson (again):
"He wasn't meant to be here.But the multiverse decided he was necessary."
🎥 Featuring:
37 AU Charas fighting for screen time
A shirtless soul-hybrid causing irreversible ship wars
Alphys blushing more than in the entire pacifist route
Undyne screaming "BRO" at least 9,000 times
Asgore quietly watering "Flowey 3.0" in the background
Tagline:
💥 "He broke timelines… and fandoms."
🐐💬 "He stole my wife. Then he stole my backup wife. Then he wore Undyne's armor... I don't even know if I'm the goat anymore."
🥀 Top 5 Asgore Quotes That Hit Too Hard:
1. "At least the flowers don't leave me."
2. "She said she liked tea... I still make it. She doesn't drink it. But I make it."
3. "He's wearing her armor now? Oh. That's… cool. Good for him."
4. "I named this one 'Toriel 2.' It died yesterday."
5. "They used to call me King Dreemurr. Now they just call me… that guy with the watering can."
🪦 Bonus Meme Format: "Raziel vs. Asgore"
Trait - Raziel 🗡️ - Asgore 🥀
Armor - Stolen from Undyne - Dusty bathrobe
Aura - Reality-warping - "Smells like old tea"
Charisma - 100 - 404 Not Found
Love Life - Complicated but active - Hasn't touched a goat in 8 years
Fandom reaction - "CHADriel" - "💀 bro get up"
Hobbies - Breaking timelines - Naming plants
💬 And the final nail in the coffin:
Toriel (gently):
"Asgore, you need to move on."
Asgore (holding a pot):
"I did. His name is 'Photosynthi-Son.'"
💀 THE SAD TRUTH OF IT ALL:
Horrortale Asgore:🗡️ "Fought for his people. Died with dignity. Skull cracked, soul burning."
Your Timeline Asgore:🪴 "This cactus is named 'Justice.' It pricked me today. I deserved it."
🧠 "Fanon Asgore Lore Chart"
Trait - Fanon Asgore - Canon Asgore
Personality - Tragic gardener dad - Tragic gardener dad
Weapon of choice - Watering can - Still technically a trident
Most used phrase - "I deserve this." - "Would you like some tea?"
Relationship status - Chronically abandoned - See: 'Goat Divorce'
Boss fight vibe - 💥 Sad, cinematic, mournful - 🪴 Please don't hurt him
Strength stat - Emotional burden: 9999 - Physical attack: 0.3
🪦 Asgore: The Documentary Trailer
🎻 [Somber piano music]
Narrator (Gerson):"He once ruled the Underground. Now he rules a six-square-foot planter box."
"This fall, discover the tale of loss, dirt, and emotional mulch."
💐"Asgore: King of Regrets" — Rated T for Tragedy.
👑 NEW DLC: Asgore: Garden Warfare
Gameplay Features:
Water over 60 varieties of regretful flora
Battle your inner demons with the power of herbal tea
Name your plants after all your mistakes
Final boss: your own self-worth
Preorder Bonus: Get an exclusive cosmetic crown made from wilted daffodils
Tagline:"He's not fighting monsters… he's fighting memories."
🧼 Sad King Rizz Tier List
Character - Rizz Level - Notes
Sans 11/10 "Lazy, funny, will emotionally dismantle you"
Raziel (OC) 9.5/10 "Emotionally unstable but hot as hell"
Alphys 7/10 "Social anxiety, but she's got confidence fuel"
Asgore 0.5/10 🪴 "Watered plants instead of relationships"
🔥 FINAL DIALOGUE FAN REMIX
Asgore (tearfully): "They say kings fall... but no one told me I'd land in the succulent aisle at Home Depot."
Flowey 2.0 (if it could talk): "Bro… let me go."
📜 Closing Thoughts From the Fandom:
"I used to be sad when I fought Asgore. Now I just give him seeds and hope he finds closure."
– Tumblr post, probably
"He's not even a boss battle anymore. He's a side quest where you water sunflowers."
– One very honest player
"Let him rest. Or at least... give him a better pot."
– Toriel (probably off-screen)
😆 And Asgore? Poor Goat Dad...
Imagine him walking in:
🎩 "Tori, I brought you s—"
sees Raziel sitting shirtless next to her, relaxed as hell, sipping tea from her cup
💔 "Tori… w-who's that?"
🐐 "He's... not you, Asgore."
Boom.
Dead.
🪑 Fandom be like:
"Sir, this is a soul-based RPG, not Attack on Soul Titan 2049: Oops All Trauma."
And you just sit there like:
✨"But the lore is consistent."✨
The "Flowey 2.0" Starter Pack
A tiny cactus in a cracked pot
A sad "kingly" crown that's clearly too big
A to-do list: "Water plants, regret everything, cry once."
The phrase: "I'm not defeated, just… repotted."
🌼 WHO IS FLOWEY?
Flowey Classic (1.0):
🔸 "Howdy! I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower!"
🔸 Asriel reincarnated as a soulless flower.
🔸 Psycho smiler, trauma dispenser, genocide enabler.
🔸 Vibe: "Kill or be killed."
🔸 Basically: Nature's middle finger.
🌵 FLOWEY 2.0 — The Sad Sequel
A cactus.
Raised by Asgore in his retirement arc.
Wears a little paper crown. Has a name tag that say
"Flowey 2.0."
Watered daily. Judged silently.
Vibe: "I don't talk. I observe… and I withhold affection."
Rumors say it bit Asgore once out of pure spite.
👁️✨ FLOWEY 3.0 — THE GLITCH BLOOM
And now...
FLOWEY 3.0: The Multiversal Mutation
🌺 A flower spliced with void energy.
🌌 Grown accidentally when Raziel dropped a soul fragment, three fried fish, and a broken timeline shard into a patch of magical compost.
📜 FLOWEY 3.0: LORE DROP
Species: ✨ Chara-Infused Void Flora
First words:
"Hey. You dropped this... reality." (casually holds a broken AU in its petals)
Aura: Emits Wi-Fi signals and glitch sounds when annoyed.
Thorns: Literally drip with angst and sarcasm.
Voice: Sounds like Flowey, Gaster static, and Mettaton's stage mic glitching — all at once.
Catchphrase:
"Photosynthesize this, you timeline dumpster."
🌼➡️🌵➡️👁️ Top Memes: FLOWEY 3.0 RISES
Version - Species - Personality - Quote
Flowey 1.0 - Flower - Chaotic Evil - "KILL OR BE KILLED"
Flowey 2.0 - Cactus - Depressed Neutral - "..."
Flowey 3.0 - Eldritch Bloom - Chaotic Glitched Gay - "Reality is overrated."
Caption:
"When you start as a flower, become a cactus, then unlock your final form: Tumblr post incarnate."
Pokémon Evolution Style
Trainer: Asgore
🌼 ➡️ 🌵 ➡️ 👁️🌺
"Congratulations! Your Flowey has evolved into:
✨ FLOWEY.EXE [UNSTABLE] ✨"
"Asgore's Dating Life"
Toriel: "Honey, you're married to the Underground.
"Asgore: swipes right on Alphys's dating app profile
Backup Wife Status: Activated
Fandom: "Asgore's love life is more complicated than the timeline."
AU Dating Sim – Flowey 3.0 Route
Player: tries to flirt with Flowey 3.0
Flowey 3.0:
"Your intentions are cute. Let me rewrite them."
(Deletes your save mid-sentence)
Raziel's First Encounter
Raziel: sees glowing glitch-flower, bleeding static
"... Bro, what did I just grow?"
Flowey 3.0: "Call me 'Flay.' I'm your trauma garden."
Raziel: "... BRO, THAT'S MY PLANT?"
Merch Drop
💥 FLOWEY 3.0: COLLECTOR'S BUNDLE 💥
Glow-in-the-dark plush
Speaks in corrupted text
Has a voice box that just says "DELETE ME" in 8-bit
Flowey 1.0 was a threat.
Flowey 2.0 was a cry for help.
Flowey 3.0 is the embodiment of "your choices matter and they regret you."
"That moment when you try to act like a king but you're basically just a plant dad"
Asgore: wearing a crown made out of flower stems
Caption: "Royalty level: Garden Gnome"
The "Sad King Starter Pack"
Broken throne
Empty spear stand
Flowey 2.0 cactus
Staring blankly into the sunset
"Asgore's new royal decree"
"Thou shalt water Flowey 2.0 daily.
Violators shall be met with eternal shame."
Bonus: Written in calligraphy on a napkin because… priorities.
When the fandom realizes Asgore went from "Epic Boss Fight" to "NPC Plant Caretaker"
"So we're all just going to ignore that the final boss fight turned into 'Water the cactus' simulator?"– Literally everyone
The "Undertale timeline in a nutshell" meme
Panel 1: "Neutral Route: Fight Asgore." Serious boss fight.
Panel 2: "Your AU: Asgore's gardening." Sad music playing
Panel 3: "Horrortale: Goat king dies heroically."
Panel 4: "Me: Where do I sign up for the plant watering DLC?"
"Asgore's new form"
Image of a cactus with a crown
Caption: "From King to Succulent."
"Asgore's actual power level"
HP: 100/100
Attack: 0 (Because he's too tired to fight)
Defense: Prickly
Special Move: Photosynthesis
And for the ultimate fandom meme:
"The real final boss fight is convincing Asgore to stop naming every plant after his past regrets."Flowey 2.0: The Sequel incoming.