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"Actually, Haori should never be allowed near a baby under six months old... heck, he shouldn't be near any child under six years old. There are no absolutes, but this is a real absolute.
Because he's truly "dangerous," in every sense of the word.
The medical staff taking care of the twins, and even the ANBU assigned to watch over Naruto, if they could see what's going on, they really should kick him out of the hospital.
With the idea that education starts from childhood and everything needs to be won at the starting line, Haori has already begun his "training" of the two babies.
He's…
Electrifying the kids.
Real electricity, no holds barred.
Actually, it's Naruto's fault. Inspired by their first meeting, Haori had a flash of inspiration, his brain went haywire, and he started thinking about whether shocking the kids with electricity could help strengthen their bodies?
He found a lot of theoretical evidence for this, and he even had a discussion with a famous scientist. Gradually, he came up with a real possibility (in his own mind).
Then, he began to stimulate the babies' bodies with weak electric currents. According to Haori's view, premature babies are physically weak. Considering that these two will grow up to be ninjas, they need to be taken care of from a young age… He calls his actions "care," but in the eyes of the Konoha Women and Children Protection Foundation, this is absolutely child abuse, and a necessary choice made by a moron.
But to avoid unnecessary trouble, Haori kept it secret. After all, what else would happen if the ANBU or the Hokage found out that he was shocking the Jinchūriki every day? Was he thinking of his creation of the Magnetic Storm Coil?
So, very secretly, Haori insisted on shocking them a little every day, but he kept the dosage appropriate… After his berserk state subsided and his abilities were restored, he had no problem micro-manipulating the electric current.
Unfortunately, the basic environment limited the full potential of his abilities. Otherwise, he could hack into the enemy's central processing unit in a minute.
His excuse is "all for the children," but… in any case, he shouldn't be allowed near infants. Kushina made a mistake.
But these two kids, with Naruto as the representative, are tough enough. After they got used to it, they wouldn't be happy if they didn't get shocked every day.
In their daily routine of eating, sleeping, and shocking the twins, Haori's injuries gradually healed.
During this time, Danzō completed his handling of the Uchiha. He didn't dare to do anything too drastic. He just gathered the Uchiha together in a concentrated area.
The Uchiha, by nature, like to stick together. But there's a difference between sticking together on your own and being forced to stick together. Danzō forced them together just to make it easier to monitor them. Would the proud red-eyed clan put up with that?
They actually did… but discontent was brewing.
But Danzō could only go so far. He didn't take any further action.
If Uchiha Shishui wasn't around, and Konoha's Security Department and Root clashed head-on, Root would probably be suppressed. If Shishui joined his clan's side, Root would be wiped out.
But the sad thing for the Uchiha is that, apart from their clan, the entire Konoha is on one side. If they were to make a move, the enemy wouldn't just be Root. Even someone like Haori, with his combat strength, would be considered an enemy… So, even the powerful Uchiha had to swallow their pride for now.
In general, when external threats subside, internal strife arises. Konoha now gives the feeling that everyone is plotting something. It's just a matter of who can outlast whom.
Although Haori is a freak, he's just an ordinary ninja in terms of his background. These ninja clans, conspiracies, and the like shouldn't have anything to do with him. But as a ninja, one word can connect everything that's irrelevant.
That word is "mission."
After months of recovery, Haori came back to life from his mummified state. But when the bandages were removed, the medical ninjas who had organized expert consultations for Haori were all dumbfounded.
What the hell? You said you'd be disfigured. You electrocuted yourself to death and almost got blown up… It's fine that you're not disfigured. We consider that a victory for the face-obsessed. But how come you don't even have a scar?
His unscientific recovery made a certain medical ninja question his life. He angrily felt that the patient didn't respect pathology at all. He said he was going to quit. Others thought that their skills were inadequate and prepared to go back to the drawing board. Others said they would take Haori's surname in the future… With this trend, the Upper白石 clan could quickly expand.
But the humble Haori said he didn't need that many clan members…
Cough… Ninjas like Haori, as soon as they can move, they basically have work to do. Although he doesn't want to work at all.
Ninjas are paid a lot, but in reality, it doesn't really matter to them if they have a lot of money. Carrying out missions is more about "having to" because of orders than for profit.
This mission, Haori was just tagging along. He had nothing better to do anyway. He was just taking care of the children… Actually, he wasn't really taking care of them. The Uzumaki siblings were being taken care of very well in the hospital. He just went to see them every day and shock them with electricity.
Sometimes, he felt helpless when he saw them cry. Sometimes, he felt helpless when he saw them smile.
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"I've gathered you all here for a simple reason. You all probably know this already, but Konoha has been experiencing frequent ninja disappearances recently…"
The Third Hokage said to the ninjas in front of him.
This was a collective investigation mission. Haori was just tagging along, but the ninjas around him were looking at him with a different look in their eyes.
After the Fourth Hokage, the Third Hokage regained full control of the Hokage's power. But he looked tired. The Third Hokage was aging… Overall, with the war about to end, Konoha could no longer give that united feeling. All kinds of problems that had been suppressed by the war were gradually emerging.
The Hokage had a lot to worry about.
"Although we've already put a lot of ANBU into the investigation, we still haven't found any leads. So, we need your help with the investigation."
Haori, hiding in the back of the crowd, understood immediately who was probably behind this.
People disappearing. Orochimaru is the first suspect.
The answer to this question seems simple, but that's only for Haori. Because in his mind, Orochimaru is the kind of person who likes to do human experiments.
This doesn't mean that the Hokage and the other Konoha people are stupid. In fact, Haori's impression is the problem.
His impression of Orochimaru comes from the latter's image as a villainous boss. But Orochimaru is still one of the respected Konoha Sannin. He's cold and obsessed with ninjutsu, but his fanatic pursuit of forbidden jutsu hasn't been revealed yet.
Or rather, it's still perfectly hidden by him.
To put it bluntly, Orochimaru isn't pursuing immortality. He's pursuing endless ninjutsu. It's just that researching those forbidden jutsu takes a long time. One person's lifetime is far from enough.
It's just a shame that anyone who's too obsessed with something always has moments of haste. It seems to be a law.
So, Orochimaru attacked the ninjas in his own village.
For Haori, this is simple. He just needs to raise his hand now and say, "Report, sensei. I know who put the bomb under your seat. This mission is complete."
But he won't do that.
Orochimaru is a very useful person to him… incredibly useful.
After receiving the mission, what more investigation does Haori need to do? He'll just go straight to Orochimaru.
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