"We're going to fucking die!" Lia cries, snot running down her small nose and she sprints ahead, Amur in toll as Amur whips her head back, watching as the ugly, muscular, big fairy speedily chases them down. "I'm so young and pretty and this is my end?! I couldn't even found a hot husband or have a cute baby! Maybe two? Yeah...two is only fair-ugh, why does the Mage Tower only endorse uglies though!"
"I mean, Magician Aliane is pretty handsome." Amur said unconsciously, focusing ahead as she twist her body to take on a sharp corner in the forest. "That's a least one person-."
"What?!' Lia exclaims, face red as she whips her head to face Amur, only to trip on a heavy tree branch and fall face first.
"Okay, right. I think we're forgetting that we're mages." Amur said, pulling out a paint brush and twisting it until it grows enormous in size. "We should have like--totally remembered that we can summon cool stuff with magic maybe?"
