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Chapter 9 - Correct way to Pee

"Hit him, hit him!"

"Hit him to death, hit him to death!"

Everyone kicked him wildly. At first, the robber was still struggling desperately, but there were too many legs sticking out, so he couldn't get up at all. Gradually, the robber stopped moving.

Seeing that he didn't move, everyone kicked for a while before stopping.

"He's not moving anymore, he seems to be dead."

"Dead?"

Someone took off the robber's mask, looked at him and said, "This is not the sharpshooter Sanpao, he has hair, Sanpao is bald."

"This gun is also fake." Someone picked up the gun and fiddled with it.

Jiang Hao held up his pants with one hand and took the gun with the other hand. When he got the gun in his hand, he was shocked. Damn, this is definitely not a fake gun. It's an old-fashioned musket, but there is gunpowder in it, the double-shot kind. This is different from what is shown in the movie. Isn't it said in the movie that it is a fake gun?

Jiang Hao stood up and shouted, "Don't move." After that, he pointed the gun at the sky and pulled the trigger: "Bang, boom."

Two consecutive gunshots made the ears of the people around him buzz.

Everyone's face turned pale with fear, "Oh my god, this is a real gun, it can fire."

"With such a strong force, if this shot hits the body, it will be full of holes."

"Why did I rush over just now?"

"I saw brother Zhan'ao rushing over, so I rushed over."

Everyone was afraid.

In fact, Jiang Hao was also afraid now. The fake gun became a real gun. If he hadn't acted quickly, the robber would have shot him, and he wouldn't even have a chance to run. Jiu'er walked back to the sedan chair.

Jiang Hao looked over, and the two looked at each other in the air. It seemed that a different emotion was growing in the air. Which woman doesn't love a hero, especially a hero who saved her. After a long time, Jiu'er slowly lowered the sedan chair curtain.

"What should we do with this man?" A clerk pointed at the robber and asked.

Jiang Hao came back to his senses, looked at the robber who was already dead, and said, "Find a place to bury him. It's better than abandoning his body in the wilderness."

"Brother Zhan'ao is right." Someone said.

Everyone took out the money from the bandits' pockets and counted it themselves, not a penny off. People are honest nowadays, so they divided the money.

They found a small earth pit in the sorghum field, threw the body into it, and covered it with some soil from the side. It was estimated that the sorghum here will grow more vigorously next year.

However, Jiang Hao left the gun behind, and also searched the bandits for gunpowder gourds and lead bullet leather bags. Although it was just a fire gun, it was still a gun. What if it was needed? It was not convenient to carry it with him now, so Jiang Hao hid it in a place in the sorghum field. They set out again and arrived at the Shibalipu Winery half an hour later. Jiuer got off the sedan with a red veil and was supported by a woman to walk into the room. Jiang Hao stood in the distance and watched. When they reached the door, Jiuer suddenly stopped and turned to look at Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao also looked at the red veil quietly.

Although the two could not see each other's eyes, they knew that they were looking at eachother. It was like a silent communication.

"Let's go, let's go into the house."

Jiuer turned around and walked into the earth house.

Seeing Jiu'er's red coat disappear, Jiang Hao suddenly felt a strong sense of loss. He didn't belong to this world, but why did he have such a strong feeling?

He didn't know. He suppressed his mind. He was here to do a mission, to buy wine.

"I want to buy a jar of wine to take back." Jiang Hao said.

"When we met robbers on the road, Brother Zhan Ao rushed up first, otherwise it would have been bad. Logically, we should give you a jar, but this is the boss's stuff, we can't use it as a favor." A clerk said embarrassedly.

"It's okay." Jiang Hao smiled heartily.

When they came to the wine cellar where the wine was stored, there were rows of wine jars, some large and some small. The big jars that were as tall as a person weighed 200 kilograms, and the smallest jar weighed 30 kilograms. While the clerk was not paying attention, Jiang Hao covered a jar of wine with his palm and silently said "collect" in his mind.

Ten seconds later, the jar of wine did not disappear.

Jiang Hao also received a system message: "This wine does not meet the customer's requirements!"

Failed!

Jiang Hao suddenly remembered that in the movie, Yu Zhan'ao peed in the wine to make it taste better, why not try it yourself.

But the guy was here, he couldn't pee, so he could only buy it back.

He shook the four silver coin in his pocket, which was just enough to buy a jar of wine. The guy tied the jar with a hemp rope and asked Jiang Hao to carry it on his back. After leaving the wine shop and going up the hillside, Jiang Hao turned his head and looked at the adobe houses again. Finally, he gritted his teeth and turned away. When he reached the green tent in the sorghum field, Jiang Hao went in, put down the jar, opened the lid and smelled it. It smelled very strong liquor, which was not good. He dipped a little with his finger and licked it in his mouth. It tasted really bad. No wonder the system didn't accept it.

Jiang Hao smiled, took out his Pp and started to pee in it.

If he succeeded this time, he would have to find a way to get a sum of money to buy a hundred jars of wine, or just steal it....

"Hua hua hua~~"

He peed a lot this time. He finally finished peeing. He shook the thing and put it back. He covered the lid and shook the wine jar a few times to mix the wine and urine thoroughly to achieve the best taste. Then he covered the wine jar with his hands and silently chanted "collect" again.

"This wine does not meet the customer's requirements!"

The system's answer was exactly the same as before.

Jiang Hao was dumbfounded. Did he pee too much? Or did he need to ferment for a while.

I don't need to find the best formula for peeing, right? That would be troublesome.

Jiang Hao thought about it for a long time and finally came to the conclusion that maybe it wasn't his peeing problem, but the problem might be with the wine. In the movie, the old shopkeeper died, Jiuer supported the wine shop, and the new wine he brewed was not good. Yu Zhan'ao came over and peed in the wine jar, which made the wine taste good.

It seems that we have to wait for the new wine to be brewed.

However, in order to brew new wine, the old shopkeeper must die. But in the movie, it seems that Yu Zhan'ao killed the old shopkeeper. Isn't that him?

Killing is not a trivial matter. He killed the robber before because he was forced to do so. Everyone attacked him together and he was accidentally killed. If Jiang Hao deliberately planned to kill someone, he might not be so cruel. Jiang Hao felt that he needed to think about it carefully. He was about to leave, but when he saw the jar of wine on the ground, he stopped and tied the hemp rope to carry it on his back again.

It's not that he didn't want to throw it away, but the four silver coin he spent on the wine was all his fortune. If he threw the jar of wine away, he would have nothing to eat for the next few days. It would be tiring, so he decided to carry it back to the city to see if he could sell it. Even if it was just for two silver, at least he could have food money for a few days.

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