Naruto woke to softness.
The scent of sweat, perfume, and chakra lingered like incense. The room was dim, filtered sunlight slipping through the blinds. His body ached—but not in pain.
In afterglow.
His eyes fluttered open… and immediately went wide.
Tsunade was curled at his left side, one thick leg draped possessively across his hips. Her massive breasts rose and fell against his chest, a hand resting lazily over his heart. She looked like a queen at peace.
Hinata lay on his right, fingers interlaced with his, soft sighs escaping her lips as she nuzzled closer. She looked angelic—completely bare—with small red hickeys trailing down her neck.
Sakura was sprawled across his legs, hugging his thigh like a body pillow, her pink hair a tangled mess.
Ino and Temari were spooning one another off to the side, both covered in nothing but bedsheets… and faint glows of chakra-sealing residue.
Kagami was perched on the windowsill, shirtless, smirking as she sipped from a stolen sake bottle.
Sasuko sat in the corner, arms crossed, cheeks flushed, trying and failing to look disinterested—but her thighs were pressed together tightly.
Lady Jiraiya, of course, was half-under the blanket near Naruto's waist, face resting far too close to his still-damp cock, and snoring with a soft, pleased smile.
Naruto groaned. "I… I died, didn't I?"
Kagami chuckled. "If this is the afterlife, I'm never coming back."
"Ughh…" Naruto covered his face. "Did I seriously fuck everyone?"
"Including Tsunade-sama. Twice," Sakura muttered.
Tsunade stirred, opened one eye, and smirked. "Three times. Don't cheat me, pinky."
Naruto blushed crimson.
Lady Jiraiya finally opened her eyes, blinked… then nosebled instantly. "Still big. Still delicious."
Naruto yelped and yanked the covers higher.
But Hinata tugged them back down and gently kissed his chest. "No hiding. You're ours."
Sasuko stood, walked over, and grabbed his chin. "One question."
Naruto gulped. "Y-Yeah?"
She leaned close. "When's round two?"
The girls groaned in unison.
Temari: "I had dibs this morning."
Ino: "You always say that!"
Tsunade: "If anyone's first, it's me. Hokage privilege."
Kagami smirked. "Who says he's ready at all?"
Lady Jiraiya stretched. "He will be. Trust me. He just needs motivation."
They all looked at him.
Naruto sank into the mattress, wide-eyed, as the women began circling again—smirking, stretching, licking lips, chakra already humming.
And from outside the room…
A very confused Konohamaru paused at the door, then slowly backed away.
"…I'm gonna pretend I never heard anything."