"Hold on" Hermione said as they reached the open gargoyle "how did he get in? I thought you changed the password"
"I did" Dumbledore replied "it seems that we have another thing to talk to Mr Potter about, come."
The three walked up to headmasters office, and once they entered they stopped in shock. Somehow Ginny had gotten into the headmasters office as well and they were both sitting on his desk and snogging.
"What the…" Ron blurted out, Harry and Ginny stopped snogging and looked at the stunned three.
"Oh hello" Ginny said politely "I hope you don't mind but I wanted to attend this meeting as well, I was a bit bored at home"
"How did you get here?!" Hermione screamed "How did you get into the office without the password?! And how did…"
"Magic" Harry and Ginny interrupted her at the same time, before putting on their best innocent face.
"Oh wait" Harry said as he prepared to implement their plan to annoy Hermione "I forgot to do something at home, I've left the bloody stove on" He apparated back home.
"Wait a sec" Ginny continued with the plan "no he hasn't, I turned it off, I'll go and tell him" She teleported to him, the two shared a quick kiss before Harry apparated back.
"Sorry about that" He apologised "Ginny said she has changed her mind and wants to stay home now because she can't be bothered to come back, she's a little tired after her try-outs." And now Harry mentally counted down for the inevitable explosion, five…four…three….two…one
"HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!" Hermione roared "YOU CAN'T APPARATE IN HOGWARTS! HOW DID THE TWO OF YOU DO THAT?! HOW?! TELL ME! NOW!" Harry mentally smirked, Dumbledore and Hermione were too surprised to not notice that Ginny didn't apparate but actually teleported
"Magic" Harry shrugged
"HARRY!"
"Careful Granger" Harry warned in a low voice "or I may just have to hurt you"
"Harry" Dumbledore spoke
"Ah yes" Harry looked at the headmaster "the grand old headmaster, what can I do for you?"
"Harry, why have you come to Hogwarts tonight?"
"Honestly? I came because I really just wanted to let you know that I rescued the muggle studies teacher, and I thought it'd be a good opportunity to see my friends and as an added bonus I have the chance to annoy you three clowns."
"You said to Professor Slughorn that you used fiendfyre?"
"Yes I did" Harry said proudly "I did it during my escape, Malfoy manor is now Malfoy ashes. I think I killed a few death eaters when I did it, so...bonus"
"Harry, that is a dark spell!" Hermione shrieked
"You know that I've used all the unforgivables?" Harry asked "all three of them. So if that doesn't clue you in on how little I care then nothing will. Besides, what's wrong with fighting fire with fire? Ignore the pun"
"Harry, we can't lower ourselves to their level!" Dumbledore replied
"Can't we?" Harry asked "they might be low in collective opinions but before I came along they were higher than you lot in the food chain. If you had wasted less time trying to control me and spent more time trying to stop them then you could have gotten rid of at least a third of their numbers but you didn't."
"Harry! What must I do to convince you to listen to me?!" Dumbledore said desperately
"Promising to stay out of my way would be nice"
"Harry, I have lost count of the amount of times I have told you to stop what you are doing"
"Likewise, it is getting a bit old sir. Like you, except our talk doesn't have half as much wrinkles"
"Harry, stop talking back to the headmaster" Hermione interrupted
"Granger, stop being annoying" Harry responded
"Hey, you can't talk to her like that" Ron spoke
"Defending your girlfriend?" Harry raised an eyebrow
"She's not my girlfriend£
"Shame, if she doesn't want to be your girlfriend then I guess that you're destined to be single all your life."
"What does that mean, Potter?" Ron spat his name out
"What it means, Ronald" Harry replied "is that no girl would willingly go out with a prat like yourself, unless they were blind. And hadn't had it in years, and they would probably be an illegal immigrant who needs help to stay in the country"
"Please, I'm way more likely to get a girl then you"
"Are you always an idiot or is it just when I'm around?" Harry sighed "In case you haven't noticed I've not been single since second year and I spent a lot of time rejecting other girls, I'm also married to your sister, it's a shame that I have to be related to you because of it but at least you've done us a favour by keeping all the bad family genes to yourself so Ginny stays perfect."
"Enough of this" Dumbledore interrupted "Harry, it is time for you to make a decision, are you a member of the light side or the dark side?"
"Neither" Harry immediately replied "I have problems with both sides, that's why I'm in the middle. The grey side, I don't work for you Dumbledore and I don't work for Voldemort. I'm going to kill Voldemort and all of his friends, then I don't know what I'm going to do. I might play quidditch, I might join the aurors, I might stay home or depending on how much you piss me off, I might ruin you"
"Is that a threat?!" Dumbledore shouted.
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