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Chapter 228 - Chapter 228: Oh Sure, Minna's A Critic!: Enter The 501st JFW, The Strike Witches! (Part 1)

"Hello there viewers, Shinko here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: June 5, 2012

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of what I could only describe as whispering going on somewhere behind me. I then realized, that like that of Roberta, or The Bloodhound Florencia as she was also known as...

"Oi Comrade Sergeant?! If you, your Capitan, and the rest of your comrades would like to join in on the fun with Lagoon Company, then I won't stop you. But please Comrade Sergeant, can we please do everyone and the viewers reading as well a favor, and perhaps dispense with the whispering? Oh, and Balalaika? On the basis of you looking to try and find a translator, I think that Rock can be of service. So with this in mind, Cat, Revy? Would you two please tell Rock that he has now been employed as Balalaika's intermediary translator?" I now proceeded to say over to Boris, or Comrade Sergeant as he was more referred to as. His Capitan, or Balalaika as she was known more as.

To which I then proceeded to turn my attention over to Catherine and Revy, in order for them to let Rock know, that he had now been temporarily employed to Balalaika, as her translator for the time being. But as for my statement with regard to how I had said all of it? Well I had said it in English. Which unfortunately, wound up having the effect of anyone present who didn't speak English very well, to simply just look at me as though I had been speaking another language, which in this case I had been.

And then...

"Okay, so Ms. Hekmatyar, are we going to do business here or what?!" A male voice had now proceeded to ask Koko and the rest of HCLI with out of seemingly nowhere in response. And, once I had proceeded to turn towards the source of the currently unknown sounding male voice. I then realized, that it was a man, who at the current moment was dressed in what appeared to be a dull and frankly quite unappealing looking military gear heavy outfit. Which seemed to indicate to me from this very basis alone, that he along with the rest of his multiple comrades that were also present, were most likely part of some kind of militia. Which in this case, they actually were.

And sure enough, yet also quite surprisingly...

"My aren't we just the impatient one. Am I right or am I right, Mr. Grumpy Gills?" Catherine of all people had now proceeded to say back to the militiaman and his similarly dressed comrades with in response. Which not surprisingly and like that of her sister Revy, Catherine was now once again wearing quite the devilish and evil looking smirk, that would make even one Koko Hekmatyar proud.

And then, just to add insult to injury...

"Cat right with statement, you too impatient! Understand what I am saying?" Shenhua now had now decided to then proceed to chime in with right after Cat had said her statement.

And then, out of the blue, just after Koko had proceeded to respond to a quick message that had been broadcasted to her from through what appeared to look like a Imarsat Phone of some sort...

"Well team, we have our new orders, eliminate the Dragon Militia!" Koko had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not even a split second later, had then prompted both Revy and Cat, to reach for both of their respective holstered pair of modified Beretta. Pull back the slides on both of them in quick succession of each other. Cock back the hammers on both. And then once they had both proceeded to quickly point each of them at a member of the Dragon Militia. They then proceeded to let the lead fly. As roughly a split second after both Catherine and Revy, had pulled the triggers on each of their respective modified Beretta pistols. With each trigger pull proceeding to elicit a brief muzzle flash from the barrel of one of each of their pistols. Which was then quickly followed by a brief muzzle flash, from the barrel of the other pistol. Which just after the muzzle flash, a bullet proceeded to exit the barrel of the pistol, and also proceeded to leave small sound barrier breaking shockwaves behind it, as it proceeded to whizz through the air, and towards its intended target.

And sure enough, in just the quick unloading of six rounds total from both Catherine and Revy combined. Two of the bullets being one from each of Revy's Beretta 92FMs. And the other four, being two from each of Catherine's modified Beretta M9s. All of which wound up hitting their intended targets with the same pin point precision that one would get from an AR15 'Armalite' Rifle. Which was the signature rifle of the Irish Republican Army, or the IRA for short.

"And interestingly enough viewers. Shinko here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, interesting thing about the IRA. Which apart from them being part of one of the episodes of Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior. One Skoti Collins, or as some know him more as the chap who resembles one Michelin Star Chef Gordon Ramsay. Who happens to be the very same Skoti Collins, who is actually a direct descendant of one Michael Collins. The very same Michael Collins, who wound up playing a significant role in the Easter Rising of 1916. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on here for more then I should at the current moment. So what do you all say that we now get back to the current chapter, and the gunfight at hand now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, in my usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from my current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently stood, was comprised of the following...

"Well come on then comrades, let's help them out!" The now unmistakable, and yet still quite scary sounding voice of one Balalaika had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly from out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not surprisingly, after the unmistakable noise of several guns being cocked. A massive hail of bullets and gunfire then erupted. But thankfully none of us that were still in our civilian forms at this very same moment, were in any sort of real danger. And this was due in a large part, to just before the gunfire had erupted, we had all proceeded to run over and off to the side. And out of any sort of danger from any lose ricochets or shrapnel that would possibly wind up resulting.

And I was also just able to notice, that Shenhua had now gone and taken one of her Kukri Knives, still attached to their respective tension tied ropes. And she had proceeded to throw it forward towards an unsuspecting Dragon Militia member. Who wound up taking Shenhua's launched Kukri Knife right to the upper left side of his chest. Pretty much just below his heart. And upon Shenhua proceeding to whip the same arm that she had thrown the Kukri Knife at the Dragon Militia member with quickly back. This then caused the Kukri Knife that was still embedded in the mans chest, to get pulled out with such force, that it caused a somewhat severe spurt of blood to then quickly shoot out of from the now formed wound on his chest. Which after a split second of him coughing up a little bit of blood from his mouth. He then proceeded to fall forwards onto the ground, and lay there dead and motionless.

And then...

"Time for you to face Judgment!" Kuroko Shirai then proceeded to shout out. And in a small whooshing popping sound, Kuroko then proceeded to use her Teleport Esper Ability, to then appear behind one of the currently unaware Dragon Militia members. And in a split second, Kuroko had then proceeded to deliver a quick open palmed and sideways chop to to the right side of his neck. Which wound up instantly knocking him out cold.

"Well then, I guess he just got his Judgment from Kuroko then didn't he viewers? Yes indeed, I think that he more then got the message! Mind you, he is currently sort of down for the count at the moment as it were. But I assure you, he did wind up getting what he deserved from it. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: June 5, 2012

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the unmistakable sound of relentless gunfire still going on all around us from the tail end of the last chapter. I then wound up hearing something foreign sounding, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what I could gather over the still quite loud gunfire, was what appeared to sound like a alien sort of mechanical sounding screech. One that pretty much told me, that it was not of this world.

And sure enough, without me even having to turn towards its source. I then realized exactly what it was that the screech belonged to. And it was then that I also realized, that me, Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Yousuke, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Ichigo, Mint, Retasu, Bu-Ling, and Zakuro, could not just simply stand by and not do anything for the current moment anymore.

And as for what this alien sort of mechanical sounding screech belonged to? Well about that...

"Wait, just what the heck is that thing?!" One of the members of HCLI had now proceeded to shout out with out of seemingly nowhere. Which they had proceeded to say, with quite a bit of frightening sounding tone to their voice.

And then, as I then proceeded to let out a very defeated and unhappy sounding sigh from my mouth...

"Well, I guess some things just aren't made to last then are they viewers? Well it looks as though HCLI will wind up getting introduced to the Trinity, a lot sooner then I planned them to. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...You would think that I would've learned from the last chapter? But anyway viewers, with this in mind. Shinko?! It's your call! And also viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just after Keiko had finished her current fourth wall break moment...

"Hai Keiko! And with this in mind. Minna time for all of us to transform! Let's show this Neuroi scrub the true might of the Four Aces Alliance!" I then proceeded to shout out quite strongly and authoritatively out of seemingly nowhere.

But the good news, was that it wound up happening a profound, and immediate affect. As not even a second or so after I had shouted out my statement. Everyone then proceeded to pull out there respective transformation items and magical items. And then, a split second or so later...

"Beautiful Wedding Flower! Angel Amour Peach!" Momoko called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Elegant Wedding Flower!" I called out. And in a usual quick flash of light, I was once again in my usual battle outfit. And was Angel Bluebell once again.

"Graceful Wedding Flower! Angel Precious Lily!" Yuri called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Attractive Wedding Flower! Angel Courage Daisy!" Hinagiku called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Excellent Wedding Flower! Angel Passionate Salvia!" Scarlet called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she too was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Moon Eternal...Make Up!" Usagi called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Eternal Sailor Moon fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mercury Crystal Power...Make Up!" Ami called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mercury fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mars Crystal Power...Make Up!" Rei called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mars fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Jupiter Crystal Power...Make Up!" Makoto called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Jupiter fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Venus Crystal Power...Make Up!" Minako called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Venus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Saturn Crystal Power...Make Up!" Hotaru called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Saturn fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Uranus Planet Power...Make Up!" Haruka called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Uranus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Neptune Planet Power...Make Up!" Michiru called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Neptune fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Pluto Planet Power...Make Up!" Setsuna called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Pluto fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Key of the stars, with powers burning bright, reveal the staff, and shine your light, Release!" Zachary and Sakura both chanted in unison. And after a sever gust of wind and sand. Both of their respective Star Keys expanded into their respective Star Staffs. Which was then followed by both of them twirling them, and then finishing off with their usual battle ready poses.

"Dance...Sode no Shirayuki!" Rukia Kuchiki said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Roar...Zabimaru!" Renji Abarai said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Growl...Haineko!" Rangiku Matsumoto said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" Toshiro Hitsugaya said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" Ikkaku Madarame said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" Byakuya Kuchiki said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Alright...It's about time that we all finally fought again!" Kenpachi Zaraki said. As he held his respective Zanpakuto at the ready.

"Mew Mew Strawberry, Metamorphose!" Ichigo proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Ichigo. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Mint, Metamorphose!" Minto proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Mint. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Lettuce, Metamorphose!" Retasu proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Lettuce. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Pudding, Metamorphose!" Bu-Ling proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Pudding. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Zakuro, Metamorphose!" Zakuro proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Zakuro. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

And as usual, as the sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, Wedding Peach then started her introduction.

"No matter the situation and no matter the unwinnable odds, we will always stand together and united. On this beautiful and windy day, you have proceeded to threaten us, and those that we care about the most, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at the Neuroi. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there sis. Well my turn now then viewers!" I now proceeded to say. While I took my usual stance, with my Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with my left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" I proceeded to say, as I swung my Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over my right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by me then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, I then stopped it midway down, held it in front of me in a battle ready stance, and then struck my usual pose.

Which just before I had gone and done this, I had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to my right with my eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" Angel Lily said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" Angel Daisy said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" Angel Salvia said, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you try to threaten us with your alien ways! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" Eternal Sailor Moon said, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at the Neuroi.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" Sailor Mercury said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" Sailor Mars said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" Sailor Jupiter said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" Sailor Venus said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." Sailor Saturn said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" Sailor Uranus said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." Sailor Neptune said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." Sailor Pluto said as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" Mew Ichigo proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Mint proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Lettuce proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

Yet strangely, even though Mew Pudding still didn't wind up saying anything, she still wound up striking a pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" Mew Zakuro then proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

But then, just after Mew Zakuro had finished saying her introduction, which was followed by her striking her usual signature pose...

"Alright, Ensign Miyafuji! Captain Barkhorn!" A voice identical to that of Koko Hekmatyar had now proceeded to authoritatively shout out out of seemingly nowhere.

And it was only then, that I was quickly able to put two and two together. And so, with this in mind...

"Oi, are you serious right now?! You're joking me are you?! Please tell me that didn't just happen! Why is Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke and the rest of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing here now?! Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for the record viewers? Though Minna's a critic. See what I just did there viewers? If you know, you know. Just don't let Ms. Dietlende Wilcke near a kitchen ever! Because while those such as Belldandy can cook, and extremely well at that. Those like 501 Joint Fighter Wing Commander, and fellow Karlsland Ace Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, are the exact opposite of those like Belldandy. In fact viewers, don't tell Minna about this. But I heard that she once used Hydrochloric acid to 'sweeten the food' as she called it. And for those of you who don't know what Hydrochloric acid is? Then I suggest that you ask a run of the mill scientist or science teacher. And then you will see why someone such as Joint Fighter Wing Commander, and fellow Karlsland Ace Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, should never be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

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