Bo Jinyu quickly scrolled down to the bottom of the post, and then, in a very dominating manner, registered a very cool username for himself: The Handsome and Long-lasting Man!
[As the Poster's man, I must seriously answer a question for everyone, and that is, not only is the Poster beautiful and charming, but she also has a shapely figure with an especially endearing personality. To me, the Poster is like delectable desserts to a foodie—never enough no matter how much I eat, never enough no matter how much I want!
So, for those of you harboring malice and speculating that the Poster is some old virgin who's short, lame, ugly, and reeks all over, you may smoothly take your leave! It's not that if you can't find a handsome and long-lasting man, others can't, too!]
Second Young Master Bo replied with the authority of a head of family, reigniting the already somewhat flagging thread in an instant.
[Above, are you really the Poster's man?]
