Harry softly groaned as his eyes slowly opened, he blinked repeatedly before seeing a white ceiling above him. It took him a few moments before he was able to realise that he was in the hospital wing.
"You choose now to grow some balls?!" An incredulous voice demanded, it took Harry a moment but he was able to realise that it was Lord Black speaking. "You stupid, fucking, arrogant, dumb wanker! You stupid waste of stupid sperm! Fuck you and your stupid hat! You'll doom us all!"
"He's not back!" A voice hissed before the sound of doors slamming was heard. Before Harry could hear anymore, his vision blacked out again.
"I am not going anywhere." A voice said, as Harry's eyes half opened.
"Nymphadora, you are tired, let someone else take over watching him." Another voice replied.
"I'll be fine, Mum. Really, I will be."
"Nymphadora, please."
"..."
"..."
"Fine, but one more hour."
"He's awake!"
"What the fuck is happening?" Harry coughed, letting everyone know he was indeed properly awake. He opened his eyes and once again found himself in the hospital wing.
"Move! Dibs!" Was all Harry heard before somebody pulled him into a hug, the pink hair was a good indicator of exactly who it was. Unfortunately Harry's body was far from ready for that, and he gasped in pain, causing Tonks to let go. "Oh Merlin, I'm so sorry, Harry!" She said quickly, and a bit too loudly for Harry's taste.
"Nymphadora!" Andromeda hissed quietly after seeing Harry wince. "Remember what Madam Pomfrey said, no rough handling and no loud noises." Tonks looked down, to upset to even tell her mother off for calling her the forbidden name.
"What...the hell is going on?" Harry coughed once more as he tried to sit up, he felt a pair of soft hands help him to a sitting position. He looked to his right and saw Angela, she was looking quite relieved.
"Master." She breathed in a soft voice.
"Angela." Harry said before he looked around and saw the Tonks family, along with Lord Black, Professor Dumbledore, Sirius, Remus, Angela, Tracey and Daphne.
"I'm so glad you're okay!" Daphne said as she pulled him into a passionate hug, a gentle one, but a passionate one. Once she had let go she softly kissed him on the lips, remembering that there were other people in the room and that Harry needed his rest stopped her from giving him a longer one.
"W...what's happening?" Harry asked, shaking his head slightly after Daphne let him go.
"You are in the hospital wing." Dumbledore began.
"No shit beard-lock, how about other than the obvious?" Harry responded impatiently.
"It has been three days since you returned from the final task." Dumbledore continued as if Harry had not spoken at all.
"What?!"
"Yes, Madam Pomfrey has been spending quite a lot of time making sure you were healed. We all heard your words when you returned, but unfortunately Minister Fudge was not convinced." Dumbledore said with a sigh.
"What the fuck do you mean he is not convinced?!" Harry demanded. "The flabby bastard didn't see me fight him on the mirrors?!"
"No," Dumbledore said, choosing to ignore Harry's language for the time being. "the mirrors have a range limit, I tried to use the fact that you were out of the range limit as evidence that something had happened, but he refused to believe me." Dumbledore said with a disappointed sigh.
"Explain everything." Harry said, a scowl on his face. Everyone began explaining to Harry what he had missed, the basics of it were they had tried to convince Fudge about Voldemort's return while he had been denying it like a prostitute would deny a poor person. Dumbledore had, against Fudge's wishes, told everyone in all three schools what he knew. Fudge's denial was so strong that he had actually stood up to Lord Black! Well...not stood up as much as just not crying and running.
"That...is horribly bad news." Harry finally said, rubbing his face with his hands.
"Yes," Lord Black growled. "wait until I get my hands on him, then he'll really see some bad news."
"Come on Harry! Keep up!"
"You've achieved first blood, not even your father was able to do that."
"Join me, join me and rule the world."
"Up here, Potter."
"Crucio."
"Crucio."
"Crucio."
"I could teach you how to do the same. Unassisted flight, the mind arts, dark curses, these are only a few things I can teach you, Harry Potter. Join me."
"Hmm, one way or another, you will join me."
"Crucio."
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