Yawning, I woke up.
4:00 am huh?
It's time to get to work...
After the Chunin Exams are over, I am going to get some servants.
At the thought of servant, I looked out of the Rasengan-proof window to see Jiraiya still trapped in the ground, sleeping.
I licked my gauntlet, and deactivated the seals on him.
I then went to my garden, grabbed a pebble, and threw it at his face.
"ACK!"
He woke up, and looked at me furiously.
"Orochimaru most likely attacked Karin last time, which old man should have told you.
So, this month, you will remain in the palace. You can prepare your bed in the stable with the cows.
Hand over the Toad Summoning Contract, all your jutsus, and Kakashi-sensei will teach them to Naruto.
And don't freeload.
1. Clean the floor.
2. Feed the cows.
3. Milk them.
4. Feed the hens.
5. Collect the eggs.
6. Bring Sasuke, Kakashi-sensei and Hinata here."
"Hey! Who do you think I am!?"
"A criminal with more than 30,000 cases of getting caught peeping on women's bathhouse, only being not held in prison because of nepotism.
And I don't how much more such cases are there because you are one of the strongest ninja Konoha currently has. You must be a master in hiding."
"Hey! That's not criminal-"
"-because killing is also not a criminal activity?"
"Yes!"
"That only applies to ninjas. I bet you peep on mostly non-ninjas on your travels."
"..."
"Unless you agree, I am not releasing you. And if you try to run away from the work, I will just cancel the manga adaptation of your book."
"Then I will send it to another publisher. Who do you think will take a loss then huh?"
"You. The cancellation will be because of 'author's controversy that Kama Jump isn't responsible for'.
You will have to give up 33% of the revenue you made from the adaptation due to damaging the reputation of the company.
And you will not be able to get another company to sign up a disgraced author.
Even if you did, you are only ranked 10th on Kama Jump.
You decide who will loose more."
"... Alright brat. Just get me out of here."
"The seals are deactivated."
"Oh."
Jiraiya carefully removed the seals placed on him one by one, and got out of the ground.
He breathed out a sigh of relief.
"Now get to work and head to the training ground after bringing those three.
Naruto will come to the training ground by 8am. He is tired."
Jiraiya grumbled, but before he could say anything, I went back inside.
Karin and Naruto are exhausted due to use of Shadow Clones last night for training after I had slept. I guess both of them are really worried about Orochimaru.
Though I was sad and even cried when Jiraiya died in the series, it doesn't mean that he is really disgusting, and I don't want Naruto to be connected to him.
And, Jiraiya is a bad teacher. How so?
1. Minato: Father-in-law is the most talented ninja in the entire series. He mastered Flying Thunder God enough to teleport people along with him by the age of 15-16 if we go by the one-shot that was actually written by Kishimoto. Unlike those retards who really claim that Kishimoto is writing Burrito. At most, he must have provided some plot points.
Anyway, Father-in-law should have learnt some fuinjutsu from Jiraiya, but most from mother-in-law.
He was just too talented, that the only benefit he got from Jiraiya was the connection to Hokage which was necessary for getting Flying Thunder God.
2. Nagato: He had Rinnegan. Which gave him mastery over all chakra nature transformations, and while he didn't use conventional ninjutsu and used Rinnegan the best, he did have good taijutsu in Yahiko's body. I will give Jiraiya credit there.
3. Yahiko: Too little source material on it. Probably a jonin. Got killed because he believed in Jiraiya's ideal whoch resonated with his own.
4. Konan: A genius who I will put on par with Itachi, atleast as a ninja. Her paper ninjutsu is not that hard to figure out how she could have created it. Afterall, I have been helping Karin to create a jutsu like that. Not entirely though.
There are some steps in creating this ninjutsu.
i) Create a large number of paper tags with same dimensions as the explosive tags.
ii) Use Yang transformation jutsu to turn yourself into a paper of the same dimensions and confuse the enemy into thinking that you yourself turned into paper, by using transformation jutsu on the other papers in your clothes at the same time.
There are clearly differences between Naruto's and Sasuke's transformation jutsus. Naruto can actually turn into a woman. But Sasuke turning into Hiruzen is an illusion. Not physical.
So, that's why I have named Naruto's transformation jutsu as Yang transformation jutsu. For Naruto, it's natural.
But for Konan, that's genius. But she clearly learnt how to do it after Hanzo was dealt with. I guess Nagato must have helped her in Yang 'release'.
Still, I don't know how she actually controls so many papers. Her jutsu is somewhat similar to Itachi's crow jutsu, but Itachi's crows are actual living beings, so Itachi can blend easily with his summons.
Anyway, let's move onto,
5. Alternate Naruto: In about three years, while his basic ninja skills did get polished, and he could make a bigger Rasengan, he still needed two hands. I guess he learnt some fuinjutsu to be able to use the key of Kurama's seal, but he didn't develop as much as Sakura and Sasuke did.
Saying that Naruto isn't smart is just an excuse.
That Naruto was more street smart than anyone else and learnt physically. That's why his taijutsu actually improved, because it needs instinct honed through spars more than using the mind.
And, when Kakashi actually taught that Naruto in a way that he could understand, Naruto got more stronger in weeks than he did in the almost three years.
The thing that Jiraiya taught Naruto was ideology. And that wouldn't have worked in bringing 'peace' if not for Madara being the villain for the whole world.
Even Kurama started fully supporting Naruto after seeing Madara.
In a way, Madara brought more unity to the world than anyone else. No wonder Sasuke tried to do the same thing, though it was unnecessary because of those alien creatures with inferior intelligence.
All in all, Jiraiya is far inferior than Kakashi as a teacher.
I would not reject the jutsus and toad summoning that he has. But, I don't want a pervert like him ruining Naruto's image and time.
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