Rhyme in honesty, is a pain in the ass.
For making it a requirement, has long been gone to pass.
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Also syllables, as a set of pattern.
Will just make me want to, crumple it and burn.
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For such restriction,
Will only cause restriction
In my emotion
(575 is not really what makes a haiku but, meh close enough)
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Or must I make it four liner?
Then call it a quatrain?
In order to help my reader my readers
In processing of their brains
(ABAB quatrain ballad (although the requirement is that all of the stanza must be ;3 )
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Yeah right,
I like it this way better,
Will rhyme if it does,
Will not if it doesn't.
See? It didn't- Iiii mean did not.
That was close,
Almost made a slant.
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Oh, and I will use modern tone whenever I want,
And poetic I shall be only whenever feel so.
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So restrict us not in our artistry.
For Shakespear's dead, and it's time for our entry.
Though,,, I think his pattern was AABB.
But yeah, oh well.