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## "Moms in the Outfield" - Ultimate Baseball Parody **Verse 1:** These moms are holy terrors, with halos made of spite Sliding into baseball like their minivan's in flight Half angel, half demon, pure maternal rage Gonna show these little punks how to play on THIS stage! **Chorus:** Moms in the outfield! (Hallelujah!) Sinning with each perfect steal Moms in the outfield! (Praise be!) Making pediatricians squeal! **Verse 2:** Karen's got more attitude than Heaven's top recruit Her wine-fueled baseball skills are absolutely CUTE Throwing shade and fastballs with supernatural grace Making little league coaches run right off the base! **Bridge:** Who needs divine intervention? These moms are pure HELL Embarrassing their children with each miraculous spell Soccer mom by morning, baseball demon by noon Crushing dreams and baseballs - NOBODY MESS WITH THIS TUNE! *Epic mom mic drop*
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